| Show The Carbonlcle Nov SO 1951 Sorry Please! About The Campus WITH Clarice View A George Nlkaa "I've never heard or even seen' those types of problems let alone trying to work them" "Wasn't that test a stinker?" Thai's right! It was test week and by the look on the students' faces the tests must have been rough The grapevine has been extra busy catching up on the latest so i here's the best we can do Seems as though a group of guys who didn’t get perfected were standing in the hall talking their troubles over Poor things they’ve been in agony during this week thinking how they'd refuse when they got a preference Tough luck all that mental worry and a double cross Believe it or not Jimmy (Robot) Lingos wrecked his dad’s Mercury AGAIN What happened Jim did that other car forget to stop? No more Senate club According to the five remaining members of the club it was discontinued but a new club will be formed in its place Here's wishing it luck Don't know whether it is rumor or not What a tragedy! Pee Wee P and Nick N are not getting along as well as they used to That low down Pee Wee P defied the standards which he and Nick uphold by getting a grade of 97 in an English test Instead of flunking How low can a guy gel? Word has come to the If the shoe fits wear it If the sweater fits get a smaller size We hear that our friend (and I say our friend because he is our friend) George Nikas has a Skelton in his closet by the name of Ivlly What about it George? Joyce Forrester says "I’m since Tom got the eight-ba- ll nind the nine-bal- l" Communist — One who has given up hope of becoming a capitalist Sharon B: “I told him he couldn't see me anymore" Renee W: "What did he do?" Sharon B: “He turned off the be-ii'- nd SPROUSE-REIT- Z 5c-10c-- Mr Williams: "Since PRO means the opposite of CON can you give me an illustration?" “Chuck" Bikakis: "Progress and Congress" Mr Merrill (entering physiology): “Nick what are you doing? Who do you think you are sit an GIVE BOOKS FOR— CHRISTMAS from fhe Quorum Book Store idiot" did you hear about the Carbon student who thought an And eight-legg- ed 15c TOYS FOR CHRISTMAS lights" the teacher?" Nick Gustas: "No sir" Mr Merrill: “Well then down and stop acting like Carboni-cl- e that some of the members of the cafeteria staff were offended by an article in a recent issue feeling that it cast reflection on them A portion of the article follows: “The change from trays to dishes was made because the trays were hard to wash and made more work for the women" We want to make it clear that no one thinks those wonderful women are lazy The thing is Lha our school doesn’t have the proper equipment for washing the trays that some of the other schools have We certainly didn't wish to offend the cooks in any way cat was an AT BROADBENT’S PRICE We Who Walk To School of the "I This is the In a previous edition Carbonide a story enJtled Ride a Bus" appeared other side of the story You students who ride the busses don't know how lucky you are We poor youngsters who have to walk to school day after day week after week and year after year soon get an overdose of too much free leg exercise When the wind is blowing so fast that you take a step forward and are then blown back two steps or when the thermometer reads below zero you bus students really have all the breaks We who walk to school on rainy days get ourselves half drowned besides getting straight hair Ever onward through wind and rain snow or slush we tread our way over old familiar tracks pushing to get to school before nt deadline that What we who walk wouldn't give to be able to ride the bus to school at least once for a slight change in routine especially on a cold blizzardy day! ever-prese- BRING DOWN THE CROW- DAND TRY OUR TASTY SNACKS AND DELICIOUS HOT CHOCOLATE They’re Mode to Suit Your Taste -- O- Milky Way Shoppe |
