Show W t tw s f f 1 the college yell at babel the tower of babel had just begun the tte confusion of tongues ah ali rapturously exclaimed a man at the bottom the dear old col bege ege yell again how it carries me tack back to boyhood days I 1 hereupon he lifted up his voice and added a few more splitters ear to the general din mother n law settled it bramble dramble I 1 wanted to name the baby john but my wife had set her heart on calling him gerald thorne and you named him ger aid of course bramble to no we did not my wife s mother thought Ebene ebenezer a as a pretty name and that settled it failed to scare him H his 1 s medical adviser you won wont t laet last long at this rate young man you are burning the candle at both ends dayboy very well doctor when the candle Is burned out ill light the gas small size rat patience lence I 1 R would nei neer er squeeze my feet out of shape patrice oh yes you would it if you were in my shoes TO HIS INTERESTS 0 the citizen and arid you assure me sir that you insist inist on honest politics 9 wardman dat s 3 wot I 1 do cap n if I 1 didn dian t half 0 dese guys dat I 1 ought bought would be browin me down w en it comes t i shakespeare a blunder shakespea Shak shakespeare espe are had bad just finished ham let when ann hathaway pointed out bis his blunder I 1 told you so william she remarked you should have made it a novel and then dramatized it savage at having thus ruined it for broadway he dashed off a line about a low voice being an excellent thing in a woman too cold ah joyfully exclaimed the old fashioned man whom she had accept ed I 1 was determined to win you yes she replied but I 1 didn dian t think you would stoop so low how when when you passed my lips and kissed rn hand who she wa mr gingham said I 1 would like a fortnight s bosence to attend the wedding ot of a very dear friend it must be a very dear friend indeed to make you want that nuch ouch time who is ita well sir after the ceremony she will be my wite wife he knew her mrs airs sinks binks there goes a man who proposed to me once hes lies rich too mr binks bet he gasn wasn t rich when you refused him THEY WERE THERE 12 r a CIA buyer 1001 here I 1 thought you said when I 1 bought that house that 1 I would find all modern improvements colv leniently situated agent I 1 did you 11 find em ein in the houses next door ain t that con ven lent brooks gasping reformatory for air rivers why have you taken to using such un utter alterably ably tile cigars rivers Ight 1 fighting ing another one im I 1 m trying to disgust you with the aborn abom anable habit of smoking her good frends fr ends maud I 1 see irene is wearing an other diamond ring I 1 wonder who is the victim this time mabel oh bit this is a real en ga gement he u b ae 1 ugly and rich bl 1 evidence of poverty Is he he cant be he ile has written an article for one of the magazines showing how bow to live on a year and claiming to speak from personal experience to make thern them fit but those trousers protested ane prospective customer are too long mine frent replied the dealer you leaf it to me und you get your leg pulled so they fit at the seashore maude so their summer courtship ended in marriage did it nan on oh no they are still in love lave with each other ON THE RUN erastus I 1 wants to git a back pension boss lawyer A back pensions 7 9 erastus yes sah I 1 was shot in de back brov dence not responsible anxious father do the best you can for him doctor that Is all I 1 can ask if it Is the will ol 01 provi dence surgeon don dont t try to place the re on providence in this case mr mcjones you bought the toy pistol tor for the boy yourself stray stories something he hadrit t done bungle I 1 d like to know who the idiot was who originated its never too late to mend alcum why bungle ill bet he never put on a hired bathing suit and didn dian t discover until he got into the surf that it was ripped perhaps perhaps mug scientists say thai tha this earth was formed by volcanic action biti you ever reflect that this very city was once in the grasp of earth Earthquakes 9 perhaps what created the ground rents ingratitude ai J r it truthful thomas yes siree street cannibals Is ungrateful fellows I 1 intro in deuced cook boons among them and dey wanted ter use me to try ev every recipe on wanted an explanation did you ever dver stop to think my love said mr micawber Mic awber gazing at his plate of lobster salad that the things we love most in this life are the very things that never agree with us will you be so kind micawber Mic awber said mrs micawber Mic awber straightening up as to tell me whether you are speak I 1 ing of the salad or of me sir sira an afterthought casual customer say give me a little whisky with some seltzer or charged water of ome come sort on the ide aide will youa bartender yes sir casual customer after a pause and agule a gulp A h h h I 1 and I 1 forgot to say that I 1 wanted the whisky charged too yielded to necessity the flames which bad had begun on the top floor of the apartment bouse house were making their way rapidly downward the janitor was the last to leave 1 I hate to retire under fire hebald he said emerging from the building just as the floor above him fell in but I 1 guess ill have to consumers view baggs I 1 understand the brewers have decided to advance the price of beer jaggs well why t they every time I 1 order a glass of beer I 1 ve got to advance the price A mean quest on every paper in the city has printed my picture proudly exclaimed the youthful candidate ah ali indeed replied old sardonic and what were wera vo i ci v red ofa |