Show A better understanding do you think you will like me just as well she asked when I 1 tell you my hair is dyed 9 yes dear answered her elderly lover I 1 have known it all the time will will you think any the less of me when I 1 confess that my nay hair la to a viga not at all I 1 knew it was the first time I 1 ever saw you after which the billing and cooing went on with even greater tenderness than before the woes of cup d men is sho fickle said miss ml ami anit brown dey goes back on you on de slightest provocation what s been happening hap penin T 9 asked miss olina jefferson tompkins mr rastus pinkley come aroun try in to kiss me an so as not to seem too willin an audacious I 1 smashed im wit a flatiron an jes ton foh dat he jilted me outclassed the headless horseman was recent ly observed standing on the tarry town bridge great scott he exclaimed as an automobile whizzed by I 1 im m out of date the proper thing Is to be a horseless headsman just then the clock struck twelve and he lumped jumped into the creek with a howl of despair organized labor you are not a workingman said the curbstone orator or you wouldn t talk tall that way you are wrong sir fiercely an the man who had interrupted him I 1 am a member of a browning club and if an institution of that kin 1 ion 1 t organized labor I 1 don t know what it Is A HOT ONE I 1 C 1 l av lord de broke you have aw no natural curiosities aw over befth miss cutting hintz no we import them not a pleasure trip I 1 suppose you can let me have a decent room tor for a few days said the eastern man sure tor for as long as iou ou want to stay replied the chicago hotel clerk need it longer than that I 1 don dont t want to stay in this town ten minutes but III have to stay a week at least As others see Us pat did iver notis how thim Oyt allans are aether bavin hands an ave their heads they re 7 9 mike faith an oi 01 hove do be th only way the jab jabbering berin furriness fur can make aich other chwat they re about b gorry I 1 dun dunno il 0 wild gues there thank ohp th stars that s the last oad I 1 by jove ave I 1 hope we don dont t have to move again for 20 years look george there s a man with a camera see he la Is setting it up what do you suppose he guess hes he s after a moving picture my dear between friends clara mr clumsily paid me a queer compliment last evening maude what wag was if clara he said I 1 reminded him of sugar maude well dear you certainly have your share of sand in the crowded car squeeze along a little will you youa don t you see I 1 m right up against abig a big fat mana that s why I 1 asked you to squeeze along he can be compressed n arly a toot foot more squeeze along in after years wife you once said I 1 was the only woman in the world husband yes and I 1 ought to have been sent to an insane asylum before it was everlastingly too late tibi fati A 1 ng sermon zermon husband I 1 don t believe you heard A word of the sermon to day you were looking the whole time at the diamonds that woman in front of us wore wife well there are sermons in stones you know puck 16 A HOT COMEBACK J L weary 1 I ni afraid injure my teeth it if I 1 eat cat this pie kind lady I 1 11 let you understand sir that I 1 made pies before yop wore born irn weary this must be one of them no embarrassment Is it true that piker la Is financially embarrassed 9 he Is awfully in debt but it doesn doean t seem to embarrass him any got in too late brigga I 1 did not see you at church last sunday braggs no I 1 didn dian t get in until ou had gone to sleep the worm turns little tompkins on his dignity harfe I 1 ive ve been a good husband to aou ou all these years have been patient and have put up with every huell a tion but fiercely the worm has turned at last you shall not have kiy sons son s trousers cut down for me guaranteed cure Is hard elder cider a temperance drink asks the visitor of the farmer who Is pouring the apples into the elder cider press it Is says the farmer while a reminiscent smile flits across his face it Is I 1 reckon that after a man sobers up off of hard elder cider he Is fuller of remorse and readier tor for the pledge than after surrounding almost any oth er kind of joy producer vicinity counted I 1 have come to the city with my son who Is about to enter the isy law school the first thing Is to find a boarding place do you know any place that you can recommend well no not near the jaw aw school but I 1 know a good place near the them medical school indeed then III have him study medicine the wise deacon deacon began the old colored parson do you cbeth say git behind 1 me 1 no ah ali do not said deacon 4 green et ef ah told satan to git behind me he might stick me when ah wan wa n t lookin ah keep him right in front ah ali kin see him unfortunate remark he ile pleadingly why cant we be married right away awaya she coyly oh I 1 cant bear to leave father alone just now he earnestly but my darling he has had you such a very long time she the new poster girl miss Ser eleaf says that she was called the poster girl at the resort where she spent the summer re marked maude very appropriate replied mamie she was up against the wall most ot of the he time I 1 noticed A TIP FOR HIM TO GO HOME N I 1 I 1 tb edith hintz you must not play with mr borem s new bat hat wlllie willie willie why nota edith hintz you might hurt it or lose it and ne no 11 want it in a few minutes two points of view you can never tell what will turn up in politics observed the ward feeler leeler yea yes that isn t the worst of it re coined the ex candidate can never tell who will be turned down qu te friendly when I 1 want to borrow a dollar I 1 never go to a friend he said as it he were leading up to something ah ali I 1 well replied the other vs ex tending bia his hand let us be friends really unkind yaws foh two w whole ole days I 1 aw was alone on the bound less alone with me thoughts doncher know miss cutting poor fellow how you must have suffered fiu ennui A fatal case all la Is at an end between us said the haughty maid with the lemon tinted hair my love for you Is dead another case of heart failure eha queried euer led the young man in the case |