OCR Text |
Show f THE BULLETIN 3Ss5s55 Jlsk Me Another THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Genera Quiz Q The Questions B is the origin of the army term "furlough'? 2. How often haa the United States sent soldiers to foreign 1. What Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young lands? 3. What is meant by a Jerusalem pony? 4. What tree sometimes grows a foot a day? 5. In Europe what is meant by a pension? 6. What is a bull session? 7. What is the largest single real estate mortgage in America? 8. A victim of autophobia Is afraid of which: speed, solitude or automobiles? 9. What are four nicknames for the United States flag? 10. How fast can a swallow fly? 30E BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN AS JEFP i VWLXED ASNAV FROM BCNNV, HE SUDDENLY LET OUT A SHOUT OF SURPRISE AMD TOV - I VA5 DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL 3EFF. SO I HOPPED A BUS AND AJOaJ TOOK HIS OLD 3fCFP AnnTSlljf Y y , u 'SCCV" IKflO OOUIAI ALLEY 'u' DAD 0 r9S.U ' jl -- 'rffin-- Tz)Z !,-- E 3r The Answers "Furlough" comes from the Dutch "ver lof" meaning "for leave." 2. More than a hundred times during its 163 years of existence. 1. LALA PAL00ZA HO HUM- TONSIL MANY BEDS IN 1 THIS Professor Zeero Doesn't Mitt a Trick CASE 0KAY-S- V BAZOOLA 0 PINTO PMjOOZA WILL BC OUT OP THE OPERATING ROOM AT f I 1 V ROOM AT By RUBE GOLDBERG BAZOOLA! EXACTLY ALL IS WELL- - ZE CRYSTAL BALL SHE SAY PINTO WILL GET OUT OF ZE OPERATING , FIVE-TWEL- FIVE-TWEL- THE PROFESSOR'S MAYBE HOPE J IT'S GOT SOMETHING AT THAT I I true! VE Trf j f I YOU'RE JBA - IT" 1 1 I $44,-300,0- 00 711 ENOUGH I J WONDERFUL! A donkey. A bamboo tree. A boarding house. An informal group discussion ef miscellaneous topics. 7. One covering a loan of made by the Metropolitan Life Insurance Co. to Rockefeller Center in New York city. 8. Solitude. 9. Stars and Stripes; Star Spangled Banner; Old Glory; Red, White and Blue. 10. A mother swallow, taken from her nest and. put in a cage with an identity mark on her foot, wa3 carried by a car a distance of 79 miles in a direct line, and released. She arrived home in 43 minutes, having flown at the rate of 108.5 miles per hour. 3. 4. 5. 6. V MT (more phonus) sBAL0NUS I Guard Your Thoughts S'MATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE Ever Do the Economy Step? The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore, guard accordingly. Marcus Aurelius at Low Now Speed Cost in Relieving BHBIMIC PAIN cjsl MESCAL IKE B Lptt Ball S. L. HUNTLEY 1 COULD. 1 gyyv rw mest V4ar, AMff A GOOD OOf. II I -- yHERE-A80Ut- ! AC! rnrm 5-- Use this famous quick way today without thought of price! wi-- m AW Where Appearances Count POP K You may be utterly surprised at tfia speed with which Bayer Aspirin uffc E?.Ur-Vr--- I WHY Dl r THE s fl 1 -- VDU WERE SO UGLY THEY By J. MILLAR WATT COULDN'T FIND A " GENERAL WH0'D WSS FRENCH B fl brings relief from neuralgia, headaches and pains of rheumatism and neuritis. Among the fastest, most effective ways known, Bayer Aspirin not only brings relief from ... such pains very fast but this quick way is very inexpensive. It may save the dollars once spent on high priced remedies. Once you try it actually feel its quick relief, youll know why thousands make sure they get no substitutes for Bayer Aspirin, by ma my a lauag ior K by its full name when they buy . . . never by the name of "aspirin ... I I alone. I Salt Lake's NEWEST HOTEL JUST FISniN' Cheerful News couple AGEP EVICTED KCM HOUSE TflEY OCCUPIED 5DVEACy COLD SPELL INCREASES OF (ALL TOE HELP THE MUMPER PESTiTuTE TO COLD SUCCUMB ILL AND Robinson, on holiday, approached the disconsolate-lookin-g angler. "Do you fish much here?" he asked. -Yes," wai the reply. "What for?" "Bass mostly." "What size?" "Anything up to five pounds." "What do they look like?" "I have no Idea." UOPF (IF WB IP IS 1HE WKTHV SIGNED Of IN THE COMMUNITY FUHP? woicr 5L06AM CW EVERY IS THIS VEER'S Doll Care Child Mother, can 1 have some water to christen my dolly? Mother No, dear, I don't like you playing with water. Child-W- ell, can I have some was to waxinate her? I'm sure it's time she had something done. Drop the IT Englishman was startled when he heard a weird scream in the night "What was that?" he asked. "An owl," was the reply. "Yes, I know, but what was CLOTHES ON CHAIR By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Ms 3 MMIIIII HWUIOTI west! MtfOOUCftKlMISSMmfSronF RMR.M NTS' M 0W tflft H 0CT OOfgS 3 VIT CM WfiCAtV PK IMStf a mu. m wp vws it or SWftf OH to OK SU WTtKOOT if, of ism QiAlR. Hotel TEMPLE SQUARE Oppulti Motomb Tcaipto HIGHLY BECOMHEKPED An It's Dosiwpn.WBofcnitPMOoiiir OHfttf Mf Ku,- - 4Cf WSfOTStllW OH OMR Rstes$150lo$3.00 audi of distinctioe to stop ar this beautiful hosteliy C. BOStttTEB, IJrr. BKNEST |