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Show I FRIDAY, MAT 27, THE BULLETIN 1938 have paid a pig price in bad staien- manship because our Congressmen spend half their time wondering And If we can save a billion dollars a year by spending ten million, that sounds to me like good business. THE SUCARHOUSE BULLETIN A WEEKLY PUBLICATION Printed at 2041 South 11th East Sugarhouse, Utah Issued every Friday p. m. Business Office and Plant at 2044 South 11th East Advertising Rateg on Application O. C. CONNIFF, PublUher Phone copy for news Items and events of Interest or Commercial Printing Company Ilyland S64. ADVERTISING EDITOR MANAGER 1.50 By L. L. STEVENSON meditations: Meandering (Continued from Page 1) Young lovers holding hands and cuddling on bus tops . . Romance is in the open in crowded New.... York . . . Workers descending into red manholes . . . Seemingly something is always wrong under Fifth avenue . . And under Broadway and many other streets . . . Madison avenue, lookquickly the rascal will be relegated to the rear. ing twice as wide as it did before the removal of the trolley tracks . . . and the business places seem WILL WORK WONDERS far sprucer . . . Even those with A grand in all things that are for the ultimate good of displays of antiques for chauffeur out her dame bawling the community will get results every time. You will get no- something or other . . . and her A community aroused and work voice sounding exactly like that of where by pulling and hauling. ing together will show the world that they intend to get results a parrot. which will be for the good of the entire neighborhood. One man The buildings cannot do it alone, the pressure of the populace must make itself East river . . , With Tudor felt either in the political field or in the business world. The old that line City a pleasant island in the midst adage "In Union is Strength still works and if the cause be a of slums A rusty old freighter, , just one, you will get the desired results. looking as if it had had a hard tussle with the Atlantic, churning slowly . Sailors leaning on IT WOULD IMPROVE THE LOOKS OF THE ROADS upstream . In a recent issue of House and Garden there appeared an item the rails with their eyes on the tall buildings of Manhattan . . . which has many merits. It is a suggestion that, instead of erect Home again probably after a long ing hideous signboards, the manufacturers who are given to the voyage . Youngsters prowling use of signboards would purchase, or rent, an otherwise barren around old piers . . . Won't be long piece of ground adjoining the highway and improve it by planting now before the dirty river will be flowers, trees and shrubsb. A modest sign would tell who was the their ocean beach . . . The slips, he would engage gardeners. Inlets and piers of the Brooklyn side sponsor and instead of . . . Hives of harbor industry . . . Think it over and then help beautify our landscapes. With the rattle of winches and the shouts of stevedores . . . Brooklyn A WARNING bridge, though dwarfed by those The city insits that the common run of people must observe built later, still a stately span . . . the laws regulating traffic, yet does not insist that its own em- With tenements huddling under its . Ragpickers going approaches . ployees observe them. A car which has the! doors emblazoned with over accumulations in buildtheir is of Salt Lake of the is the making ings that look as if they had leprosy. city the fact that it property a practice of making a turn by going through a service station. This is clearly a violation of the laws laid down by the city comLearn something new almost missioners and if we notice any further violation such as this we every day. For instance: It takes the and publish! are going to report the driver to the. police judge 250 gallons of red paint violators name. to cover the steel of even a small ship . . . Ships are on my mind . . . The spring brings today (Continued from Page 1) Bill Isn't likely to lie down on the thoughts of travel . . But why kind of a man. If he does, that Is a travel when, if you turn a New in the legislature, so pretty soon we to get rid of him as a York corner, you probably find yourelect him to Congress. Being a con cheap price Once we take the fear self in a different city . . . The scientious fellow, he works hard. But Congressman. will probably be re- whistle of a big liner about to start he him out of a be discovers that he has to spend brought those thoughts Men like Senator . . voyage . And two gamins settling some nine months of the year in Washing- elected anyway. Borah do not worry about elections kind of argument with flying fists, at ton; that his law practice, consed They do not ask the voters they Eighth avenue and quently, is all shot; that for practical tell them. Bill Smith will stand up street, brought me back to work purposes he is in politics, and poli- and tell his district that he voted A taxicab driver parts them tics must support his family. He and sends them flying in opposite It because barrel the pork directions . . . Not so many, pickets begins to feel he must get wasn't necessary and because the nowadays . . . and most of those So Bill gets a new post office for couldn't afford It, and parading up and down are silent hi home town, claims credit for a government would have to pay voters . Open-frothe hot dog stands because new federal highway, finds Jobs on in the tell them will that He everywhere again appearing for it anyway. the federal payroll for a few of the n sector. the money, when Washington spends boys, and makes the Post Office De la that much less to spend at there of a lot partment send home gratis Ethel Barrymore hurrying toward home. copies of his speeches. When elec the Hudson theater . . . Whereshe most for a had I said I saving plan tion time comes around again, we If Bill Smith plays the part of a one hundred of the $10000,000. woman in "Whiteoaks" say: "Well Bill must have learned should get licked, under my scheme . . . S. Kaufman back in the big Jay something tne last two years. Let's he is at 111 available as a government town after a long stay in Hollywood give him another chance." So we employe. In Bill Smith the President George M. Cohan, who will be send him back for another term. man. who knows a sixty years old July 4 . . But who has a a Bill become has time this By whole lot about certain subjects, de still throws a mean dance step in professional politician with no other . Pet on what committees he has "I'd Rather Be Right" source of income, and be is scared pending Ken Christie: observed shop sign by to death. He knows that unless he served. If he doesn't want the first "We don't give you a sales talk can get more relief money for his aoDointment offered. Bill can wait with our parrots. They speak for for a job he does like. The $10 000 themselves" . . Rudy Vallee saundistrict, and PWA funds for a new the tering up Braodway in an impressed schoolhouse, he is going to lose the pension, however, applies against . suit That's one thing I next election to that tough guy who salary that goes with the position. gray like about One Hollywood'. 1000 is working 15 hours a da telling In time we will have wears whatever appeals to him serving in various governvoters what a cheap apology for a Or whatever to be ment at no extra expense. in his wardrobe . . .happens capacities Bill Three Indians Bill Smith congressman wants to serve his country, but the Wa will be getting our pension mon- in full regalia, gazing in the winback in services rendered, and the dow of a Broadway millinery shop thought uppermost in his mind ey . . . Maybe they're after new ideas federal government needs trained in every time he votes is: "How does feathers. this effect my chances of holding men who know their way around and are not afraid. my job?" So he joins the logrollers Washington Most licenses obCurbstone opinions of my Idea have to billion votes dollars a and help in the motor parade . served me. man One said: encouraged himself get Probably the tourists are on the One thing Bill Smith lacks is "Boy. that's the job for me. I'll move Or possibly Florida sosocial security. We have got to give serve one term and then sit pretty, journers are on their way to homes "Once you got a taste of WashA car stopping at in the North it to him. We have got to take the d and couldn't "we I street pry Broadway replied, ington" fear of poverty out of his soul. Fear license tags for idenmakes Congressmen vote for bills' you loose. Did you ever see a Con- doesn't need tification . . . The red clay on who wanted to quit ?" they would otherwise oppose, at a gressman wheels, fenders and spare tire tells And this is "Maybe you're right. cost to us taxpayers of at least a whence it came . . . Wonder who certain; If there la to be that much buys the junk displayed in some of billion dollars a year. souvenir What I propose is this: the day gravy for a Congressman, I'll be those An irate woman telling stores Bill Smith id scr.tcd in Congress, he damn careful whom I vote for.' A lawyer commented:' "Your Bug a cop what she thinks of him . . goes on the federal pay roll for life Because a gust of wind took her hat at $10,000 a year provided, of gestlon is legal; Congress has the as she rounded the Times building to fix own its compensation course, Congress does not expel him power . . . M. P. M. holds that women and he does not resign. There are for any session except the current with those long page-bobobs and The next man remarked, skirts just below their knees look af- one." about 100 new ter every election, and actuaries think you would get better men to like storks. will tell you they can expect to live enter politics." Finally, a serious Times eavesdropping: about 20 years longer. So we will young college graduate said: "You "Sure he's Square honest when a couple of Idea have the the Eng add 100 something of to the pencops have hold of him." sion roll every two years for 20 lish have used in running the Empire years. At first it will cost us only all theses years. They have created $1,000,000 a year, and the most it career men In politics. Maybe your scheme would do the same for us." will ever cost, after 20 years, Is When the pension Idea first came And that Isn't, even serious 1 money In Washington these days. A to me laughed It off as a joke. But more the I think of it, the more I $10 000,000 appropriation Is only a realize the joke la on us voting that minor amendment to a $500,000,000 consumers who have been overlook' bill. deficiency human nature for 150 years. We ing and the Is take he if $10,000 job any and C OM M E N T S' ... down-at-the-he- el ... bill-poste- rs . rust-pro- of Forty-secon- ... nt . mid-tow- one-year-o- ld first-cla- ss . i. n ... ... Forty-secon- ... . y . CHOICE , CUT FLOWERS Gladiolus, Peonies, etc. Northwest Territories Found to Be Rich in Ore. LESLIE DAVIDSON .R. LOUISE HOGGAN R. FLOYD YOUNG EDITOR..., ' CANADA PREDICTED to "The Bulletin" Subscription Price One year (52 weeks), in advance ASSOCIATE MINING BOOM FOR a-b- FOR DECORATION DAY Ottawa. Canada's Northwest territories are on the threshold of a mining boom which may extend through the next decade, the Hon. T. A. Crerar, federal minister of mines, predicted after an aerial inspection trip which took him from Winnipeg through central Manitoba mining areas, through northern Saskatchewan and Alberta and northward to the Arctic circle. Crerar is most impressed by developments at Goldflelds, Sask., on the northeastern shores of Lake Athabasca, a territory into which 20,000 tons of freight double last year's tonnage are being rushed by boat. Full extent of the ore formation there has not yet been determined, the minister states. Ship No More Freight. With intensive prospecting in progress over a wide area, and almost continuoua discovery of new ore bodies, more freight is moving down the Athabasca river from Waterways, head of steel on the Northern Alberta railway, and the traffic growth there is expected to continue, Crerar reports. Crerar's sura-- covered much of the same territory as that which Lord Tweedsmuir, governor-generof Canada, visited last summer. He inspected the Eldorado mine on Great Bear lake, was a where the governor-generguest for three days, and flew to Gordon lake, a new mining camp east of the Mackenzie river, between Great Bear and Great Slave lakes. Growth Predicted. Like Lord Tweedsmuir, Crerar foresees growth of a new Northwest, with scattered industrial towns and possibly some farming and ranching on the west bank of the Mackenzie, between the mouths of the Hay and the Laird rivers. Permanence of the towns will depend, he adds, on the extent of the ore bodies, and the speed at which they are mined. Depletion of mines, he warns, may bring abandonment of not only in the Northwest, but also conceivably, to some of the big mining centers of the The minister reports seeing in the North, "almost ideal facilities" for establishment of a comfortable civilizationcheap water transportation to many centers in summer, cheap tractor train transportation d over winter rods and almost trans portction. al silver-radiu- KING'S "FLOWERS THAT SATISFY" 2157 Highland Drive Hyland 8199 WASHING MACHINES VISION REPAIRED We Repair Tricycles Bicycles Irons Washers Vacuum Cleaners Is an art obtainable only through real Optometry Lawn Mowers Sharpened and Repaired IDEAL REPAIR SHOP CALL ON 1986 Sou s, Mid-Eas- t. 11th E. Hy. 2111 Dr. W. H. 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Pressing Cleaning Nine hundred experiments have Acres of Game Refuge Lindbergh-Carrbeen with the performed College Station, Texas. R E. artificial which for the 1060 East 21st South Callander, Texas A. & M. game first time made heart, to it possible keep management specialist, has an- whole organs alive indefinitely in a nounced that 4,709,970 acres of Texmedium. as land were enrolled in the state's synthetic every important organ Practically demonstration GLASS game management TOPS in the human and animal body has plan during its first year of opera- been kept alive during the experiSEAT COVERS and tion. Doctor Carrel reported. "While that acreage was enrolled ments, UPHOLSTERING The experiments as described by in 262 game preserve demonstraDoctor Carrel constitute veritable and other farmers tions, 21,179 windows into life, through which the ranchmen applied game manageprocesses of the organs can be obment principles on 3,895,700 acres served be 745 club studied. and their behavior can they controlled and boys established demonstration preDoctor Carrel said it was yet too serves on 18,220 acres. soon to discuss the practicability of 141 Motor Ave, Was. 7446 These areas, totaling more than transplanting these organs into hu8,500,000 acres, are designated by man disas substitutes for beings 13,265 uniform signs reading: eased parts. It was indicated, how"Game Preserve Demonstration ever, that the experiments were a in with Extension Serv long in that direction. step SHOE REPAIRING ice, Texas A. & M. College." The organs and anatomical reUnder the extension service' i gions cultivated in the apparatus Half Soles Heels plan, wild life is recognized as a included thyroids, parathyroids, of so demonstrathe the land, crop sympathetic ganglia, salivary Beehive Shoe tion game preserves not only promammary glands, livers, tect a large part of Texas' wildlife glands, lymph glands, pancreas, John Saniger, Prop. valued at $93,000,000 yearly, but spleens, adrenal glands, kidneys, hearts, as an in essential are 965 East 17th South they regarded ovaries, oviducts, uteri and the broader soil conservation pro- lungs, pregnant uteri, testes, epididymes, gram being sponsored by the ex- arteries, veins, muscles, joints and Teuuy patrols the line tension service. fetal limbs, Doctor Carrel reported. of children from front to rear, Callander explained that the preStudies are being made on human nosing back into place any little serves work to the benefit of wildand the effect of iodine on this straggler who may have decided to . goiter life, the landowner and the hunter. condition. A human cancer of the window-shoSister Anastatia, who, accom"They are for controlling, not pro- thyroid gland is among the organs by a nurse, is in charge of tecting, hunting," he said. under observation. It is possible, panied the group, agrees that Teddy is Doctor Carrel declared, to study the trustworthy and capable of handling of arteries the human In heart. Whits Filly Has Passion this manner, it' is hoped, new the little folk alone. Except on stormy days, the chilfor Glass of Lager Beer light may be shed on the nature and dren toddle along the streets every of coronary heart disease. Cortland, N. Y. This is the story origin day. Teddy has guided such groups of Snowball and her seven passions. for several years. Snowball is a pure white Arabian Terrier Guides Orphans filly owned by George O. Wanish, Buffalo Streets St. Louis, Mo. A battered felt hat Cortland business man. Through Her passions include: A glass of Buffalo. Every morning at 11 which took a tour beer, oats, hay, sugar lumps, men's o'clock 40 little children file through around the world, is back in the neckties (on the hoof), a second the gateway of St. Mary's Infant hands of its owner, David J. Botto, glass of beer, another beer. asylum here for their morning walk, railway express tractor operator. On May 26, 1937, Botto decided An indulgent owner grants six of accompanied by Teddy, a Snowball's wishes, but the seventh terrier, who has taken it upon the hat had served him well and is refused because the himself to see that no harm befalls deserved a trip in its old age. So he pasted a letter to expressmen to filly may forget she's a lady. his charges. Snowball likes beer better than The tiny tots, ranging in age from keep it moving around the world, oats and hay. She can quaff a two to four, march in pairs across handed it to an express car mesbucket of suds with the flick of an the city's busiest intersections, led senger and told him to forward it eyelash, and licks the foam from by their shaggy friend, who allows on a cruise by way of the first boat her upper lip with relish. She'll no one to approach him while on out of New York. When it returned to St. Louis tags grasp a glass of beer in her teeth duty. At intersections the faithful and gulp down the contents with a dog awaits the green light, then and express marks indicated the hat toss of her head, shutting her eyes crosses to the middle of the street, passed through New York, Iceland, as the brew goes down. where he stands until all the chil- Norway, Russia, Hongkong, San Snowball likes sugar, will nibble dren are safely across. A bark Francisco, Las Vegas, Portland, at tobacco and will even make a warns any motorisf who may drive New York again, Buffalo and Cleve land. 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