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Show THE BULLETIN Scenes and Persons in the Current News TALL TALES More Enterprising Than Spirited Pup Is Easy Inconsolable, We'd Say to Do in Cross Stitch 3 The following Inscription was lifted from a tombstone In a Paris cemetery : Here lies Pierre Victor Fournier, Inventor of the Everlasting Lamp, which consumes only one centimes worth of oil In one hour. His Inconsolable widow continues his business In the Rue aux Trols. Goods sent to all parts of the city. Do not mistake the opposite shop for this. Which proves that tlie bereaved sometimes give their minds over te other things than just their sorrow. As Told to: FRANK E. HAGAN and ELMO SCOTT WATSON Buckies Bad Break COWBOYS who rode the Montana him only as Buckle. That nickname Is explained by the fact that he was Just about the best rider that ever forked bronc. Plenty of the wild onee had tried to pile him but he Just remarked sadly Bad horsey, I" and stayed shouldnt go bucky-buck- y right In the saddle. But even the best of riders is likely to hit the dirt when his horse steps In a prairie dog hole while going at full speed. Thats what happened to Buckle one day when he was out riding the range alone. Ills horse's neck was broken so the animal didn't move after it folL Nor did Buckle move much. Just his leg was broken and It 'was pinned under the dead weight of tbe burse. Whenever he tried to wriggle It free, a sickening pain almost made him faint Of course, he shouted for help. But there was no one within 127 miles so his shouts werent heard. Night came and with It a chill wind that cut to the bone. Not far away a wolf howled and a moment later It was answered by another and another and another. Buckle knew what that meant. He decided it was time to do Let Buckle something. But what? himself answer: What did I do? Why, I finally had to walk eight miles to find a pole thick enough and strong enough to pry that darned hoss off my leg." 1 First Issue of the Federal Itcglster, tbe government's new dully newspaper, coming off the press at Washington. Locomotive derailed and upset at Sussex, N. JH when track was undermined during the serious floods In the East Chief Justice Alfred A. Wheat of the District of Columbia Supreme court who ruled agniust the seizure of telegrams by the senate lobby committee. 2 S Governor and Daughter Go Riding Dick Sliikat Regains Title as Wrestler Champ By his lecent victory over Danno O'Malioney of Ireland, Dick Shlkat re was wild and woolly. There he met Clay Allison, a famous who told him about the strangest duel hed ever seen. It was between two frontiersmen who didn't like the color of each others hair. So they agreed to fight It out with long rifles stand back to back, then each take ten long steps, turn and begin firing. The duel began. Each with his right eye drew a bead on the other's left eye It wasn't sportsmanlike to shoot out the other man's right eye and thus spoil his aim. They fired at the same Instant but neither bullet took effect They shot a second time a third a fourth and a fifth. Still nothing happened. In fact they kept shooting until each man had used up 20 cart"Theres something spooky ridges. about this," said one. "Shore Is I" said the other. "Maybe we ain't supposed to kill each other." Reckon wed better call It off and shake hands, snggesteil the first "Suits me! said the second. They started toward each other, each one taking ten long steps so they would meet face to face where they had parted back to back. As they met and clasped hands, one exclaimed "Ouch! Something's burnln through my boot I" They looked down. There on the ground wo a pile of melted lead. The mystery of tbe bullets that failed to kill was solved. So accurate had been tlieir aim that their bullets had met midway with such terrific force that they melted each other and dropped to the ground. Clay said he knew this was true because he saw the place on the ground where the melted lead had been and there wasn't a speck of grass growing there. gun-fight- gained hie title of champion heavyweight wrestler of the world. He formerly was champion of Germany. . e, HES A NATIONALIST Kansan Is Landon Organizer Will Seek Delegates for G. 0. P. Convention John Hamilton of Kansas resigned from the headquarters staff of the Itcpubliean national committee In order to become natlonnl organizer for Gov. Alf M. Ijindon of Kansas, candidate for the Itcpubllcan nomination for President Flag Before Bmiieit The regular town Onk Muffs, Mass. John Hamilton. meeting held here recently was delayed several minutes becuuse somebody forgot to display the Amerlrsn flag. On opening the meeting, Stephen Itac, official or the local Legion, wild no meeting could be held until the flag was on hand. this pup that can wash. Iron, sew and even play a violin? Just having him around on tea towels or scarf ends will brighten your day. Brighten, too, the hours you spend embroidering his amusing antics In crons stitch. They're ever so easy . to do with crosses 8 to the Inch, and before you know It youve one for each day of the week. Use a variety of colors, or two sliadea of any color that you like. In pattern 5493 yon will find a transfer pattern of seven motifs averaging 5 by 8 Inches; color suggestions; material requirements; Illustrations of all the stitches that are needed. Send 15 cents In stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle, Household Arte Department, 259 West Fourteenth Street, New York, N. Y. law requires candidates ANforOHIO office to file a report of all ex- penditures In their campaigns. Sometimes these reports are very sketchy and not always truthful. But the man who ran for sheriff of Perry county n few years ago turned In a report that no one could doubt. It said: "Lost 1,349 hours of sleep thinking Pedro Alzlbu Campos, a graduate of two front Harvard university and prominent San about the election. Juan lawyer, who la head of the na- teeth and a lot of hair In a personal tionalist pnrty which is fostering a encounter with an opponent Donated movement to sever connections be- one beef, four shoata and five sheep tween Puerto Rico and tbe United to county barbecues. Gave away two States. pairs of suspenders, . four calico dresses, $5 In cash and IS baby rattles. "Kissed 126 babies, Put up fonr stoves Kindled 14 fires Walked 4,076 miles Shook hands with 9.303 peoTold 10,101 lies and talked ple. enough to make In print 1,021 vol- Newest Locomotive Compared With the Old .Type umes "Attended 16 revivals and wns bap tlzed four limes by Immersion an-twice by other ways Contributed $30 to foreign missions and made love to nine widows five grass and four sod. "Hugged 40 old maids Got dog-bi- t Lost the election by 333 31) tlnkX voles" o Icing for cake may be prevented from cracking by adding one teaspoon of cream to each unbeaten egg. 8tir all together, then add sugar until the Icing Is as stiff as desired. o Set your alarm clock to notify you when baking period Is completed. You may then continue your work In the other part of the house without worry. To remove stains from a vase or bottle, put In It two tablespoons of salt and four tablespoons of vinegar and sliuk well. Let stand for several hours, empty and rinse out In hot soup suds. 6 W ultra If dirt becomes ground Into a waxed floor moisten a cloth with turpentine and rub the turpentine well Into the floor until the wax Is removed, then wash the floor anew and polish It. C Aancittid Nawapopen. WNU Service. Dr. Pierces Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative-thr- ee for a cathartic. Adv. one-thir- ' i j nations HOSTELRY Oar lobby Is delightfully air cooled daring the sunswrmoaths Radio for Every Room 200 Romm-ZO- O Batts HOTEL Temple Square Notes $1.50 to 3.00 Hotel Temple Square hoe a highly deairablr, friendly atm You wilt always find it I mmae-ulet- e, phare. supremely comfortable, and thoroughly agreeahle.You can therefore understand why thia hotel lai HIGHLY RECOMMENDED Yoo can alao appreciate wbyt O The a mark at diaiioctloo to stop at this boootitiil ImtoJry ERNEST C ROSSITER. Mgr. ICn Salt Lake City Directory No Ifa or Audi Sonny Boy Soy, Dad, what Is meant by "the bone of contention"? Dad The Jawbone, my son. And Didnt Turn a Hair "Only last year in India, boomed the club bore, "I suddenly found myself face to face with a tiger. "And only lust week, murmured tbe quiet little man In the corner, in a restaurant, I found myself face to face with a man eating fish. man-eatin- 150,000 feet Used & New Pipe Sizes 1" Structural Steel and Plates y', g Monsey Iron & Metal Co. Ssff Lsks City. EU ?ll Inti 111 M Doubla Punishment The other night I went to an amateur theatrical performance, then went home and had a terrible THE OLD HOG dream. "What did yon dream? "I dreamt I went to It again.'' Tid-BIt- s Magazine. 'i WRlGLEy'S RTS EVEOy Pockbtbook I r c "Tlie farmers wife tells me it li profitable to keep a pig to get rid oi fccraps around the liourc. I presume bo, I find, however, that my hu&band will cut almost anything." Ktaapaper Union. Abel Janszoon Tasman, died 1G31), at flfty-six- , having achieved a reputation as the greatest of Dutch navigators and one of the greatest explorers But he nimle some big mistakes lie couldn't find a continent. Sent out In IGt'J to explore Australia, he sailed completely ground It and never sighted It once! Later, as the significance of Ills error wns realized, geographers knew for the first time that Australia was not a part of the Antarctic continent No man did more In charting the Pacific's shores and Islands He carried on commerce with Japan for the Dutch more than two centuries before the voyage of Commodore Matthew Perry, who often Is credited with opening Japan's ports to other SALT LAKES NEWEST Baking powder biscuits, corn breads and muffins may be freshened by brushing them all ffver with cold water and heating In a moderate oven (375 degrees F.) for five or ten minutes just before serving. Great Navigator, Explorer p hotnc-grow- Ink spots on the fingers may be Instantly removed with a little ammonia. Rinse the hands after washing In clear water. Truthful Election Costs The newest streamlined steam engine of the Pennsylvania railroad Is shown here with the old standard heavy-dut- y engine. The new locomotive, said to le the most highly perfected and advanced engine design yet produced by aerodynamic science for the reduction of wind resistance. Is reputed to show a reduction of In wind resist- nnce at a speed. Nttuie ii getting ready to decisis bee aoaad dividends. What your abate wifi be depend! a whit you plane now. Wbcs your feeds begin to germinate and the atm derahoots appear, youll be glad you instated oe fink accda (ail ttny a arc dued). Then when tbs downs burst forth with their radiant apfcuhcs of color, and your garden yidda ha bounty 0 n vcgetablca-yo- oH get your rcwifd for choosing Ferryi PUREBRED quality. The Duel That Failed of Attica, Ind, went OS. theCLARK Texas Paubsndle when It When the cures of Ids office are not too exacting, Gov. Alfred M. Lnndon Kansas turns to the saddle for relaxation. In this snapshot the state execn-'tlvjof who Is nlso one of the outstanding It gun among those who are being considered for the Republican Presidential nomination. Is shurlng his saddle 'with his young daughter, Nancy Josephine London, age three. PATTERS S4U Isnt he versatile Not Even Tnrniched ain't got no brulnr." Ain't got no brnlna? Why, Ah got brains which nln't "Yon ma used." WRIG LEYS W PERFECT GUM tit |