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Show THE BULLETIN World Not a Spectator to Over-Sensiti- Paviil mm club . Seen by One Whs Villa "Knew Him When." Pancho One A good deal of discomfort arises from about what people may say of you or your actions. Many unhappy jiersoiis seem to imagine that they are always In an amphitheater, with the assembled world as spectator ; whereas all the while, they are playing to empty benches. Sir A. Helps. e' IN THE red annals of Mexican bcLMtininir with the f arrival of Cortez, down through Maxinullian's reign the and afterward to that smoke-lade- n era dawning with the new century ind unfolding under gunfire up to KH K d "Fate Rings the Bell" By FLOYD GIBBONS Famous Headline Hunter. the assassination of Obregon, there save been many sensational snd overconfident bad men who, by the bullet ml the Made, went (he way of all 70U know, boys and girls, there's no use denying it, a lot of your adventure stories almost turn a man into a fatalist A fatalist, as you know, is a person who believes he will live "until his time comes," that is to say, nothing he does can change the "stars" which have already arranged for his particular fate in advance. I can't believe that theory of life myself. I'm inclined to believe that if you keep running in front of automobiles you are bound by to get run over, aooner or later. But you can't argue with a fatalist along those lines. He'll tell you that when you escape It's just not your time and when you set hit It IS your time. All of which brings us to our story of Frederick Hoyt of Clear, field, Pa. Fred had such a narrow escape under such strange circumstances thst about the only way you can explain it is by believing that his time had not come. If you're a fatalist that's the explanation you will like. If you're not a fatalist you will probably put it down to plain every day luck. I'd say It was a combination of both. Fred's first Jub at the age of fourteen was to sit In a hallway before the door of a certain office. Beyond that door was Fred's first boss a husy man who hired Fred to keep callers from disturbing him. the law of average Is Buffer for Boss. Fred waa the buffer and be says he turned away at least PA per cent of the callers. He had a nice comfortable chair beside a big steam radiator and could read or play checkers with himself or do anything he wanted to do providing he didn't let anybody slip by his watchful eye. Fred There waa one restriction, Fred says, upon which his Job depended. He couldn't leave his post at any moment of the day. No pretext could excuse his absence for one second. He didn't mind that, ho says. Hs had the only window in the spacious hall, where he sat, and could look out when he got tired reading. Except for a small telephone table at the other end of the hall, there was no furniture. Fred could put his feet up on the hot radiator when It wns cold and make himself at home as much as he wished. Following out bis orders to the letter he paid no attention to anything else that might be going on around him. - Ignores Telephone, but It's Agent of Fate. The telephone, at the far end of the hall, he Ignored. No one seemed ever to use the thing anyway, and yet that telephone was destined to be the Instru ment of Fate the Instrument that would snatch him from a particularly dread ful and untimely end. Fred had been on the Job two months when the fateful day arrived. He had never moved out of that dutiful chair of his. No matter what happened around him, Fred had been true to his trust, and like a faithful watchdog had atayed put before the door of his employer. Radiator Good Company on Cold Day. This day was particularly cold and his side partner the steam radiator was slzxliiig hut The steam hissing through Its pipes In front of him was sweet music to his chilly ears. He hud a good book and there were few callers so what more could a fellow ask?. As he glanced out of his frosty window, he could see legs fortunate persons lighting their way against a wintry blast and he congratulated himself on the sense of duty that had kept him at his post and held his nice wann Job for him. Suddenly an annoying sound grated on Fred's sensitive ears. It. was that blame telephone at the other .end of the hall. He let it ring. He should worry. He wasnt going to get up and answer It and then He smiled, have some salesman slip in and annoy the boss. No sir-recocked his feet higher on the radiator, and went on reading. e. Ringing Telephone Annoys Fred. Hut that doggoned phone kept on ringing. It wouldn't stop. You'd think when a fellow didn't answer they'd stop ringing. But they didn't "Dlng-- a llng-- a ling," went the telephone! "Bang!" went Fred's warm feet off the sizzling radiate? and he made for the other end of the halL He figured he could answer the darn thing and be buck before anyone noticed his absence. He made the ball In 10 Jumps and grabbed the receiver. And as he did, Fred says, the bottom fell out of the world I The Bottom Falls Out of the World. Wham! A rush of air slammed him violently against the walll the building under his feetl A detonation like thunder shook He fell, like a log, to the floor! Cries came from the front office cries Boom! Windows crashed open I name. Suddenly the air cleared. Fred's boss appeared and hugged him Joyously, Fred was amazed. Here he was getting hugged Instead of getting fired I He looked around and his eyes nearly popped out of his head. The Radiator Had Been Blown to Pieces. ' His easy chair was a mass of wreckage! The radiator was gone! It had exploded and Jagged fragments of iron protruded from the place on the wall WHERE FREb'S HEAD HAD BEEN FOR If that phone hadnt rung the boy would THE LAST TWO MONTHS! have been blown to pieces! Well, I'm not advising disobedience by any means, but by golly, disobedi ence saved Fred's life that day. Or was It Just "not his timet" Blown to bits! O WNU Scrvkea. ors that early Irish peasants took Feminine Hands Guided costume colors of dress. Ireland Long:, Long Ago their At Belfast one sees evidence of the Ireland and The queens of ancient especially of Ulster figure prominently In the history and folklore of the land. "This fact Is one of the reasons why Ireland Is always represented as a beautiful woman," states a writer In who the New York tells how one need only enter the ports of Hoi fust, Londonderry or Dublin to feel the shadowy presence of these queenly Clndercllas of the past. There to hardly a district but what an ancient castle, some relic, or local songs or folklore do not contain reference to a fairy queen of Ireland. History records that through feminine rivalry, queendoms vied with one another In primitive arts." When tlm Milesians, or Gaels, first landed In Ireland they were ruled by a queen named Scofa. ami they found here n poeple railed the Pananna. And the Pnnaans wen? ruled by three kings, who were not only brothers, but married to' three sisters. The names or three sister queens were Hire. the Hmiba and I'inla and their three name are orten taken to signify Ireland. In fact, Ireland Is snld to derive Its name from the first sister, Hire. In far distant times, the queens or Ireland wore clothes or seven different colors and none but royalty might wear clothes of the same colors. A wise counsellor or the queen wore a dress of six colors, a nobleman or the court was garmented In five colors, and so en. according to rank down to one color. It Is from these queenly col World-Telegra- 0 ' reign of the great Irish Empress Macha, "Queen of the Golden Hair.' While the capital of northern Ireland Is only three centuries old. Queen Macha was born In Ulster and ruled all Ireland for seven years. The Garibaldi Many ladies must remember In the 70's of last century, an srtlcle of dress known as a "gariIn the baldi," writes George Eyre-Too- d Cilusgow Ilernld. As a mere man can remember It, this was a sort of shirt blouse, buttoned down the front and ending with a belt at the waist. was not a garment merely named after the famous Italian guerilla chief, but was a reproduction of the garment actually worn by him, as shown In hi portraits. The vogue of the wearing or the garibaldi was a result or the furore or enthusiasm for the Italian patriot which swept over Scotland when he paid It a visit In 1SG3. Following a wildly romantic career as sailor, filibuster, drover, shlphroker, teacher af mathematics and navnl commander, he had freed Sicily from the tyranny of the Bourbons. Use Only Chinese Signs regulation announced by the Nanking municipal government orders that all signboards before Chinese shops In the capital may bear only Chines e characters. No Eng'lsh or other may be employed, A if by popular vole the question Tonld be decided, I'ancho Villa, who iradiisied from a plain cuttle thief into a world famous revolutionary. would receive the palm for siiectnc-alarism. Many times have I missed Juit Man One may be prouder of hi son If he Is a genius; but perhaps fonder of him If ho Is "Just man" and all to the good. the trail of I'ancho. and on each ocra- lon fattened bis biography with data i mazing and almost unbelievable. Ills life was a mosaic, traced with human blood on the adobe of Mexico. ON ltemiily, through Hayuion Krupp, for many years a merchant In Kl I'aso, Color and Cushions Surround a Mezokovesd Baby. today an oil operator In the I .one Star and then you are among the state, where .he attained distinction by Gas 'Pressure Prepared by the National Qcoirraphle Society. Pinner, May Cause Dis Waahlnrtoa. D, C WNU Service. gaily dressed crowds, on their weekly his development of the Big take fields. comfort Right Side Best T ANTED, female servant; parade about the town. They wait al- royalties from which made the Unlver be to or month or If one the Texas at Austin you toss in bed and cant sleep oa wages by the ways until the afternoon before don- slty clothes, potatoes, currots, ning their gorgeous costumes and then richest educational institutions In the right side, try Adlerika. Just ONE doss relieves stomach OAS pressing on heart beans and sixty cents." they pour Into the streets like the Union, I am privileged to add another so you sleep soundly all night. Tills Is not a line from a musical sudden blossoming of a garden. In- chapter to the lire of I'ancho, the Adlerika acts on BOTH upper and tower Damned. comedy, or a funny movie subtitle, but deed, the pretty aprons are surprisbowels and brings out foul matter you "want-ad." the translation of a bona fide would never believe was in your system. Starts as a Drayman. ingly like gardens, or bright flowers In basket or clusters of posies In the He turned up at El I'aso In 1M0.' This old matter may have poisoned In an American newspaper it might sunlight you for months and caused OAS, sour mid Mr. Krupp, "with a broken-dowheadache or nervousness. If aroused have curiosity, reasonably Their embroidery Is peculiar to Hun truck and one horse, seeking employ stomach, Dr. H. L. Shoub, New York, repot tit not Investigation by a local union, but or on at sale Small I "In addition to inteatinal cleanainit ment at delivering merchandise. gary. It pieces It caused no unusual stir among the one of the homes may be too gaudy to gave blin work at so much per load. Adlerika greatly reduces bacteria crowd of peasants In the small town of attract some travelers; but on a black Although he did everything possible to and colon bacilli." Mezokovesd In Hungary, as the town and a tightly fitting Jacket, It Ingratiate himself with me, I hadn't Mrs. Jas. Filler: "Gas oa my stomach apron crier shouted It out There was all the seems most appropriate and quaint the slightest Idea that his mission was was so bad I could not eat or sleep. Even weekly news, as well as the rest of the The men of the town are quite as the rounding of of revolutionists bent my heart hurt. The first dose of Adlerika advertising" to be heard. The oral ornately garbed as the women. They on liberating Mexico from the Plas brought me relief. Now I est as I wish. sleep fine and never felt better." Journalists of Mezokovesd were Inform are smartly dressed In black velvet rule. That, however, was his mission. Give your stomach and bowels a REAL week's of the the townspeople ing made much like riding All else wTis sacrificed to such ends. trousers cleansing with Adlerika and see how events, at the usual Sunday morning breeches, short Jackets, and leather Pancho Gets Going Strong. good you feel. Just ONE dose relieves gathering. GAS and chronic constipation. Sold boots shlncd to a glow. Sonic of them from I'ancho "Suddenly disappeared Even with Lenten restrictions, there also wear the long black aprons em El I'aso, sud with him, aa wns after- by all druggists and drug departmental Is little curbing of gaiety among the broidered a doting mother or an wards leurned, a number of men and by peasants on their treasured weekly adoring and dutiful sweetheart. And news I got of Villa holiday In Mezokovesd. True, you may all of them wear green lints, round and horses. The next he hud raided and wna occupying have no opportunity of seeing a mar high shaped somewhat like a derby with a few hundred followers riage dance. Nevertheless, the air to with feathers of varying size and color Juarez and was recruiting an army, with full of merry excitement and happy perched on the side. A fetching lot of view to seizing power, lie needed chattering. And no one can smile more fellows, and not slow at flirting with blankets for his troops. Would I trust wholeheartedly and Infectiously than the girls. him for $40,000? I sent a carload. the young Hungarian girl! I'.ut the Sunday parades are not "It was not long before he had com Mezokovesd Is a most typical of Huncourting parties. Far from It. The men garian villages; there the traveler may keep to themselves, and the women pletely Infested Juarez and the border oa any ApplyDr.Scholl'iZino-psd- i and by virtue of his position, supported see the real peasant life of the coun- walk from them, for etiquette in sensitive spots caused by shoe pres apart as forced 40,000 peons, recognition by try. The town's population Is some sure or friction and you u nave Mezokovesd does not permit any prom lender. His next order for merchan It is about three hours' ride to the relief. They atop pain of corns, eat. even In Not mar the couples. lnmra and hunional laavant dlse, amounting to siiiO.tmo, was aceast of Rudaiiest, and only two trains enading rled ones walk together. blttim; caw tifht ahaea. Oct a boa companied by a tralnload of confis MfandSSd, a day make the trip. today- - Bold everywhere. And so the boys contrive their own cated Mexican cotton. I declined the Sunday afternoons the healthy lot little fun as they pnss the maiden- ssecurity, but was advised by the of villagers parade In their festival to them, teasing them by pulling American authorities that It was negocalling cosfinery, the heavily embroidered at one corner of their aprons, or tweak tiable and could be sold by me. I ac faff f I w i I v Jk nTw tumes ablnze with bright colors. And braid of hair. Shiny faces cepted It aa payment In full, and dis a long ing of a Sunday morning the life of the blush and the girls giggle and prob posed of the lot at a profit That was town centers In the church, always think It the very best part of the in 1010, with Pancho going strong, ably in and the crowded to the doors, PARKER'S entire day! Unmarried girls always go The General Staff Meeting. weekly "newspaper." HAIR BALSAM bareheaded, even In the winter months, on him El ten o'clock see "Did you At after he left Sunday morning It Is 1 HaCalar A only after the marriage service I'aso and . got In action?" I asked yon find the streets Baentyto Gray aid FacMHaH her hair a that put may up girl young WHinam. wihiiWm..PlehBcii.W.T. It Is a brisk day and you are glad to and wear the distinctive headdress of Krupp. WmwCtwrn. have the protection of a heavy coat SHAMPOO Ideal for naa la FLORESTON to attend summoned was I 'Yes. the married woman. eormectlonwlth Parlrar,aUalrBalauB.lUkaatfaa The sun teases you faintly at intervals, or stair at a nis eanta general meeting and (0 soft hair by mail or at drug-tu- t. Salty. Then the hair ribbons are dispensed which to especially vexing, since you M.X. Hiacox Cbamieal Works, Patches and asked why I did not ship Juarez, wound are and with braids the long - for have a camera and copious material shoes orderblankets, the $125,000 about the head, so that a for pictures. bad come to me two cap can be pinned on. Over this to and supplies that WOMEN. YOUNG OR OLDER him It wss beI told before. weeks First Church, Then News. marks ahawl the that placed the satin a on owed me precause he $73,000 You walk to the center of the town, girl as a young matron. Mis. P. F. Kelly of Hi and with that he No, Pin St., Urania, some distance from the railroad sta The new brides are easily found. vious shipment Wye. She arid: "I have General Cajeda and detlon, and enter the church. If it were They will be walking together, few of turned upon ued Dr. Pierce1 Favoronce to at ite Prescription on differnot for the saving landmark of the them more than eighteen years old, manded that he proceed ent orcaaiona when I felt church steeple, it would be easy to get and some several years younger, still dig up that sum of money, no matter rundown and it waa of to was be where obliged get it Cajeda great benefit tome. Atone lost in any Hungarian town. giggling when they pass their young beckoned me to follow him, which I time any liule node or There to little standing room In the husbands, and proudly conscious of would completely another Into ball around the did, just pact mt and the Prescription' did much to church, and you find the air too Incense- - their new coiffures ma oi uua conme ana relieve sum auensinen room, where I received the exact laden to linger long. Besides, your dition." Buy 'now of your drunist. and United Mexican In' and due silver, Marriage. 50c. Courting New fiat, tabled Liquid S1.00 k SI A presence causes much curiosity, so that aswith the States currency, positive covered meet when shawl with Courting? Oh, yes, they the chanting women, surance on Cajeda's part that I'ancho WNU W 14-- 80 heads, and the men, telling their at the Sunday balls. And at home, too. shoot him through would personally Is mother from But their distracted the are present there, always being beads, devotion. So you leave and walk about and It to more an ordeal than a pleas- - the belly for letting that much casii Not so. I aaw Genthe square, marveling occasionally at nre. But every Sunday afternoon, ex exchange hands. several times after that eral Cajeda American-madthe sight of an prod' cept during Lent they hold a dunce. "But It was not beyond Pancho to net in one of the shop windows. And and the young people find It very sat ii caused by aa presently the church bells announce the isfactory for getting acquainted and shed blood with little provocation. It "Morning sickness" was his habit to send men to bury acid condition. To avoid it, acid must be close of the service. falling in love. such m When a boy has found his chosen money In a certain spot and then kill onset by aucalu Then the church doors open and them when they reported that orders crowds of black-clafigures pour out wife, and she looks favorably on him, Recommend man asks her father. If the had been carried out My total trans Why Physicians As if waiting for this signal, two gen- the young Wcfers Milnesia Villa to with over actions smouuted dnrmes take their places on opposite father to willing, the young fellow csndr-lik- e wafers art sides of the large square In front of sends two of his friends to ask for S3.000.0O0, all of which be paid with These milk of in solid form of magnesia pure $175,000. the church and begin to beat a vigorous mally for her hand, and tliis Is consid exception the most pleasant way to take it Each Tragic End of Revolutionist tattoo on their drums. From the church ered the official announcement of the wafer is approximately equal to a fall adult "I'ancho was captured by Iluertu, dose of liquid milk of magnesia. Chewed the people gather In two rrowito about couple's engagement these oiliciuls, who draw forth Impor Then follows the wedding at a escaped Into New Mexico, was chased thoroughly, then rw allowed, they correct g documents of paper und dance The bride, Incidentally, by General I'ershlng. but got away to acidity in the mouth and throughout ths must have complete furnishings for return In 1014 and Joined Carranza digestive system snd insure quick, com' begin their rending. elimination of the watte matters that It is an education and a revelation her new house. Including linens and against I Inert a. then president. Later plete cause gas, headaches, bloated feelings sad he turned was some Mezokovesd. of news for herselt Usually clothes to hear the against Carranza, rapmoney a dozen other discomforts. cow was lost on Tuesday. If anyone 01 a cow goes with her, too. A father tured la 1015 and given a ranch in Milnetis Wafrs come in bottles of 20 snd has found her let hiiu rcmirt to the of many daughters has Ids hands full I'urul by the Mexican government, 48, at 35c and 60c respectively, and ia where he lived In high style until l!)i".. convenient tint for your handbag containto get her dowry together. town headquarters." There Is a long list of farms to rent But her trousseau Isn't so formidable when he was shot from ambush while ing 12 at 20c Each wafer it approximately ' one sdult dose of milk of niagnetis. AU and plows to rent, servants to as It would seem to us. Her new home driving his car with some convivial No other occupant of the good drug stores sell and recommend them. hire. The usual monthly wage of tint consists of one or two rooms, fur- friends. servants Is seldom more than three, or nishings are few snd simple. And the auto was hit. Aliysxiiml Ignorance was Start using these delicious, affectiva laxative wafers today four pengos (a peugo Is worth about linens and enihroidcrii's that she brings the cause of his undoing. He rouM nrc those she has worked nt from early barely read, and in consequence be- Profesnional samples sent free to registered thirty ceids) added to certain supplies and their needed clothing. It Is mi 111 rhlldhood days with this very occa- came suspicious or all those around phyticians or dentists if request is made him. There can be no question shout on professional letterhead. Sated Product!, Cient, no doubt; their wants are few sion In mind. his genius for leadership, and In tins Inc. 4402 23rd St., Lang Island City, N. Y. no Any national news of imitortance Is are There regular streets exceptof his Insurrection he had beginning Is amus an new read. It laws told: tre 35c & 60c ing the main thoroughfares In Mezoingly terse, clear effort, when one con kovesd. You go this way and that, off a Itohln Hood's power. With a Utile bottles more education and a sense of proportemplates the columns of unread copy at an angle here, and shortly Itnd yourVilla tion. have loomed in might large in our own nietroiMditun papers. self In a maze of pathways, and In the the history of his country." midst of countless snowy white bonnes, . Sunday Afternoon Parade. t) WNU Servlc-aTills rite over, the pensunt depart and yards of hay, straw and barns. Giggling girls who follow you au to their homes snd the town Is sud Church Hat Gift of George II denly as quiet as on a week day, for overjoyed to pose for their pictures. Silver candelabra presented hy King during the week all the young men and They tell you that they all have been George II of England still hang In ami few last the within married In weeks, und out women are the fields, only St. Thomas' Episcopal church at ISalh, Tate OrWnwf Mft sf Magnesia Water the very old and the very young re that within the next month they will ge j N. built In 1734. husbands. with their fields to the of) In main the village. DON'T SLEEP LEFT SIDE, : AFFECTS HEART bTT W n PAINFUL PltlCHIHQ 'JO,-00- 0; tn-it- ant I 0 UaadrS-StaHirraU- almost-deserted- cone-shnpe- and dense clouds of live steam! The agonized voice of his boss came to him crying his tiiftMia8iai flesh. d No Need e to Suffer "MomingSickness" d mint-flavore- tant-lookin- ' st-l- . JPSCtaJCEE; C |