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Show November The Eureka (Utah) Reporter Page Four 2 -- The Communist Game tern employe . complete utilization INeWdllabLa Another War Might Osnough. In in peacetime. of women even Communist women will even Has Four Decks Force Women To war, man guns. 3 A third world war will be a death grapple between Chilean Canasta, which is played anything less with Serve Says Writer entire populations; four decks and four Jokers, is our of every utilization than the resource will ut come, they will probably be asked to make some contribution to the program. These are the findings of William B. Iluie, veteran Washington reporter, who writes on The Governments Plan for Drafting Women in the November issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. In the molilization plans now being drawn up, says Huie, American woman power is being as carefully assayed and assigned as man power. The author cites three somber realities these which make the unprecedented move necessary: su& 1 In any climatic dash bemechanical in as well operFord passenger can for 1951 offer refinements in appearance as tween and the U. S., we the 1931 Ford and ourRussia is allies will be heavily outation, featured by Fordomatic Drive automatic transmission. Above pictured numbered. Our men will not be Custom Tudor Sedan. Peek at the Stars sums up WILLSON York Is a gold rush to make the 40 days look like a ladlea tea . . . Everybody la playing theatre with billions of dollars and cheerfully show busi- learning ness by trial and error. . . . Dinah Shore and Tony Martin may Join Jack Beany when he entertains Korean fighters at Christmas... Jack Lets THIS PETTY PACE By Brown Lee Yates By LYN CONNELLY MERED1TH 4 hope takes It easier on his trip than the late, great A1 Jolson . . , A1 was warned by medicos against the trip, but felt it was the least he At 67 could do for the troops (his actual age) he undertook too much and Jack, no chicken himself, is going at the same pace what n This THU CREATURE Is gnu. old specimen Isnt hea n gnew gnu. Gnsa live on the plains of Booth Africa hot have been found sa far north ms page 1676 of Websters New International Dio tlonary. In Africa, they live an herbage; la Websters, on verbiage, which they chew ever end ever Is cad ferm os writers do. In fact, gans have been gaewn to gnaw for years sa a subject no bigger thaa a gnat G newspaper reporter ara like that lee. This Is how guns wen gaamed: Gnat are really antelopes, hot they dont gnow it, so when someone tells them, they say, "Thats gnus to no. (Ton may hold your goose.) Rome people call gnu ia difficult to make a man miserable while he feels he is worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who Abraham Lincoln. made him. Ge- - one 442S 8trt "a pepped-u- p WANTED form of canasta in ut i -- chickens; 35c live wcieM" dressed. McMullins war appears the same wsy that contract bridge delayed until all-oinevitable. When that time comes, is merely auction bridge gone mad within with inflation." says Huie, all aide women will be the specified age brackets at the disposal of the government. They will be allowed the Deright of appeal from Defense partment directives, but if the courts sustain the directives, they will have to comply or go to Jail." Iluie says that unmarried women and widows between 18 and 30 will be the first group to be called orup. Following these will be. inchilder, married women without dren. those whose children arc of school age, and. lastly, women with children under school age. These last, he points out, will be certain of long deferment or I nicker- - Have A nClose Spent last Saturday morning wandering all over the house. Wherever I went upstairs or squeak down I kept hearing Couldn't find out where it was come when the ing from nniil her from home weekly came missus shopping. Listen, I says to her, hear that squeak? I started walking across the kitchen real quiet-lik- e and there i SMALL platform 609 Eureka. From where I sit ... fy Joe Marsh noon-tim- Safe Sign on a slot machine in Lexington Park: In case of an air raid crawl under this machine its never been hit Tester It for sale LARGE, M7 be rapidly gaining popularity among LARGE Coleman Oil IIcateT'nl card players. Bridge expert Albert who explains the 11. Morehcad, Virgil Berry, Church of game in the November issue Cosmopolitan magazine, calls it, not war comes, all healthy human If American women between 1 and enough. According to the article, therell 52 will be FORCED to enter the be a registration of womprobably armed services or to work at an en in the first stages of mobilizaessential Job. Even if it doesnt tion, but any general draft w'ill be all-o- 17, 195,, Joe it went againl Marsh,, she laughs, that is noth- Squeak"! ting a little thing become a serious problem. Like some little difTw. ence of opinion or taste will start off a great big argument. I prefer a temperate glass of with my dinner while themissas likes tea but we figure that as two people have exactly the .1mt likes and dislikes. So, why get all a, t, "het up about it? The moral in, check your and check your temper when it comes to little thi- - ing but your suspender clips rubbing back and forth when you walk! And darned if it wasnt! From where I sit, Id been let We might give the South Koreans the arms and implements of war and see what they can do with their country. Copyright, 1950, United Stater BrewertFtmSSie ... with radio, TV, a command performance in London coming up and Korea, too. PLATTER CHATTER COLUMBIA: The Mariners do a fine Job with Beyond the Reef . . . Its backed by Minnequa . . . A new Christmas ditty by that popular cowboy. Gene Autry, is When Santa Claus Gets Your Letter . . . Gene adds a light note to the reverse, Frosty the Snow Man" . . . Bob Cheaters Forgive Me" is worth going over . . . Have You? is on the flip . . . A1 Trare has a Sticks and Stones, cutle in Westcoupled with ern fans, try Dusty Walkers latest disc, Proud Little Heart paired with Silver River. MERCURY: New song going the rounds and heading for the top Is The Petite Walta and Lawrence Welk has a lilting rendition . . . Im In the Middle of s Riddle barks' it . . . Eddy Howard sings the sew The Red We Want Is the Red We've Got with sing . . . The brantlfnl Im Forever Blowing Bubbles is a bappy choice for the nip. CAPITOL: Jo Stafford and Gordon MacRae are together again in another excellent recording which pairs the old favorite Tea for Two with the newcomer, I'm In Jan the Middle of a Riddle Garber comes up with a fine effort in the lovely Daddys Little Boy. WHEN... ... nqos, which gets them into a lot of croaaword pussies, but ia more confusing than amusing to the little gnualluga. Gnus are a little larger lhan the common mosquito and n shade smaller than the elephant, which makes It hard for their papao and mamas to fit them In clothes, bat they dont core. The gnn has the head of an ox, but does the ox have the head of the gnn in exchange? That would be only fair. The horns of both sexes curve downward, but that Isn't as embarassing as yea might think, because they have a sixth sense. The tail is long and flowing and the mane ia short; so the ends Justify the manes. In Websters, the gnu inhabits the eame page with the gnome owl and the gnomon bnl remains strangely aloof from them. Yon never oee any Intermarriage. How little do they ace what Is. who frame their hasty Judgment upon that which seems Southey fttutfDQED Security ? We don't fear an invasion from Mars. We figure they have heard of the High Cost of Living on this planet. Miami Herald. )BI1 So Does She Many csoQasamzs&aD a woman with a broken heart gets a big kick out of wearing it on her sleeve. Olin Miller iTf.W.) (JUS) in Atlanta Journal Chief Brand Lime Another new industry for Utah becomes a reolity with the formal opening of the Utah Copper Refinery of Kennecott Copper Corporation, al re This individuals. Garfield. For the first time in CHIEF BRAND infill CALCIUM S LIME I 3 FERTILIZERS O PLASTERING ! CHIEF Salt Lake City riant: Saddle, Utah 60S Dooly Building I mMUSSj UUUUUUOUUUUUUUd Utah other localities and approximately 89,000 are shareholders living out America. major operations mining, milling, smelting and refining This necessary to th The new $16 million dollar refinery will furnish 700 additional obs for Utah workers. With the exception of about a dozen trained technicians, local poopta have been employed and trained on the job as the new plant gel under way. K B N N ECOTT You O P P fu and the other 686,796 residents of our State will be bi directly or indirectly, because of this new industry, its payrolls, supp chases, and tax payments. IS C team of employees and stockholders have faith in the our State. They believe the new refinery will contribute to the wellb our neighbors here in Utah. MINING CO. 1 Of this group, 23,000 ara Kennecott employees in 1 facturing plants will be available right here in our own State. Now all four ! 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