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Show Thursday, S oT&mher 57, 1941 EPRERA' REPORTER puy high school DAY. UK HIVES' WEEKLY ORE BRII'MEATU a Tlntlc Stamford Mammoth United State Minn Iron UluMuini Hah Flro flay Co. ( wlllctt ) Donna Campbell (llllieit Wllllfer Dob Knotts. Julia face Joun La reon. olovlch. Darlene Laird. .'dr. Creepuiore--Hube- rt Stella McDonald Faye Uradlcy. lllack. Adelaide Wllllfer-Ela- ine Jeanne lloyer. Cornelia Lawrence llieliurd Maya -- Lynn l.lvinKstone and Kenneth Hanson. Warren Almslcy Nell Cartwright. Hob Itadtke. Dr. Newbury Winifred Shaw - Kathleen Thatcher. Without entering any special de:i for rattlebrained people, we must admit that there Is a c.rtaln chare, shout suiiie of them that seems to Willi the: Justify their existence. li. mind Lad of laliers was writ icn und i ho results were most pleasproducer. ing lo the author and the does anyAdelaide Willifi r rarely common thing that Is touched by i.eiise, but she never dms anything adthat Is not highly amusing. Her the marks venture Into literature of her rnrrer and this Is the main Incident ot the play. Audiences roar with laughter uthey see her enjoying the glory that hotter stop here for it la not hei's enjoymight spoil your evening's ment. f a o h I. K A I . Monday. Tin l if Standard $1.50. Tui'Mluy fhliif fona. 20c. Eureka Lilly fona. 10c. Little May c. Tlntlc Staudnrd $150. Tlntlc Lead 4c. ht STRAIGHT BOURBOH WHISKEY I j j . smiled, when the ulticial demanded "But 1 only have an explanation. of a couple pints." You aaid "A couple, of pints! you had enough to last for a year. "So I have. It's for my cigarette I dont run a car." lighter. - 97 ToIhI farlonda t fore-lig- Susie Wllllfer R WORLD'S LARGEST SELLING "Thank goodness I had the to get in a store of gas before rationing began," said the young man. "Ive enough to last me s year." The motorist who overheard him was indignant and went straight to the rationing authorities. Investiga- tiona were made. "Quite right!" the young man I Tba annual THS play, "Lad of Loiters," will be given at thv auditorium on Friday evening, November 28th, commencing at 8 o'clock. The taat la aa follows: Mountain View hli'f folia I 'liit-- f fona. (dump) i lilef Cona. (lime) - BICYCLE 0 t HTIH'K HU hill ON ORDER He had found fault with his shorthand typist for altering a sentence in one ol the letters he had dictated. Her reply was that ahe thought he what she had written. -, 1 dont want you to think, reman, sharply. the toiled great want you to take down my words aieuiuiely and then put them into type on the machine, neither adding nor leaving out anything I may j ; , 45 QT. No. 131 PT. No. 61 ATHLETE 12 THE THIS BOURBON 'DOUBLE-RIC- I PT. No. 62 WHISXiV IS S YEARS OLD DISTILLERS CORP . NYC HOOf-SCHE- "Why do you call Jimmy Clrub a mountaineer?" say." Wi'ilncMlay Later in the afternoon the typist "Well, he was raised in an ant In Hu Fifth Judicial District Court LOCAL AIM Conn. l.iiiui'lit buek the following letter for hil, .. Eureka Lilly of (lie Slate of Flail, In and For Tint ir lamd 3 'Ac. signuture: - Juab a with in home RENT Modern FOR it 2 spleuy, Spell "Dear County, Eli.nifor.l Smyth. RuM Tlntlc oll did location. Dick Calsfonl. although that s pure swank on his colored man who had achieved In t he Matter of the Dissolution of part, of course. In answer to your NOTICE TO Al.l.. luceess in the handling of FOR 8ALE Reasonable, G rP li tter of Look up the date. We KEMMEKER EXPLORATION COMhe managed mules was asked how frigerator. Phone 144. PANY, a dali Corporatioa. quote you Tell me, Walter, what s difficult creatures, Eureka, flail, N'. 37. 1941. I will NOTICE. the most we can charge this old when roll desk. Oil nr after llm above flat e he BALE Child's FOR "Well, sah," replied, lop NOTICE IB HEKERY GIVEN that blighter? Very well. We can quote j. powin. and the mule stops, ah Call 82. reasonable. ml lie respniillile for any lullm or wifi; Kemmercr Exploration Company, a you SfiO a ton for the goods free On . that la conlraied ly picks up some soil an puts it we shall have describe he mule If FOUND that board. dog. Young accepts will iiaaiinic he Den wiac taste. In nuh Corporation, has filed in the no mouth goes t0 hif and and pay for this ad ct Reporter, above entitled court Ita application to make sure of our money before- aonAfter ten daye dog will have to praying for a decree of dlesolution hand, for 1 dont trust him. Await- AKTiint McDonald "What makes you think that an uno the pleasure of your esteemed fecl be purchased plus feeding expense. of bad corporation; and that Friday, Why people who hate continued the question- York oider, Yours faithfully. A prominent New healthy. 2Glh day DCtmb6r' er. SALE Practically new day be.l ,he lijuxile City psychiatrist explains why It Is he hour of 10;00 0.clock A M ,n "I suah dont know, was the re- (OR e PI 10. for AHEAD 95 LOOKING Ai piT impossible lo be normal while carryni;li. is a'lout courtroom of the courthouse In .' ply, "but 1 specs it makes him forcut of l!ie I'. mvitc mined in the ing around a loud of ill will fur your wiiat he was tliinkin about." Juab County, Utah, has been Nepht. get I'mU-i- l Head this interestSt.ilcv Saline and Fuluaki fellnw fixed for the time and place of hearthe I'tiiii t ,s largest ing article in The American Weekly, yielding Mere Rumor ing mid application; and that any distributed with next know I'm an "I the magualne nd all pereons Interested are requir- - n week's Los Angeles Examiner. ed then and I horn to be and appear mother, but 1 should like to know u where you go." said Mrs. Slowe to red ahnw rnir. 'f nv they have, llumur Meant Moisture her Kittens daughter. lien why sld sppliiation should not he Adopt Humor is a Latin word that means or To the electric, oven, keep ga.i "Of course, darling!" replied the A lien in the yard of Mr. Martha beraided. ancients The fluid. it hot with moisture, clean, wah fisfuently girl. "Last night 1 dined with LieuteWITNESS mv herd and of'le'id lieved that there were four humors Pearson, Woodruff, S. C., adopted a to soda a of suda water tablespoon know nant-well, him, you don't She clucks clerk ot su'd Court this lOCi i I After or fluids in the body: blood, phlegm, liltler of four kittens. the wa.er. of a quart using but he's awfully sweet and we went A. D, 1941. to them as soon as they are moved November. o' day choler (yellow bile), and melanuntil it the leave (Lor open to several places I don't suppose oven, and i not It. ELGIN GARDNER, avoid This out. dried has choly (black bile.) If a man had too hum under her wings helps finished and up you've ever heard of, Clerk i much black bile, it would make him satisfied until she again has them Seal) at a funny little club, but I didn't rust and stale odors. Always clean . kittens The under believe and appurcntJy to Jensen hard Jensen, as etc. It's as over foods run that gloomy, qu.ckly hear its name. All right, mummy?" up Attorney for Applicants. that a sense of humor is, literally, aie just us happy as their fostei I just like to possible. dear. "Of course, Pa Last Pub. Nov. J3, 1941 Rich Uncle I suppose your but it's true. a sense i ( (First and Ma will be sorry to see me know." Pub. Dec. II. 1941.) The wooden rolling p n needs speleave. cial care to keep it front warping. Economy As soon aa it has been used, rinse Harry 1 dunno, but I heard 'em A Scot received n letter from his Great Salmon Port it quickly in wondering how much you'd leave. In. aunt asking him to send his twin it in cold water, wash then a Ketchikan, in rinse she warm, soapy water, as fur a to her ha holiday, in Alaska, boys ptr.wn Not Fussy keep in a lage never seen them. She enclosed hot water. Wipe dry andNever soak world's griulcsl Tl.e slightly inebriated young man had warm not hot place. cover to note British a He There are two sets ol tactoia are the soldier's American a building. entered wooden utensils or dry them directIIKIIE railway (area. own PperifW'SlioiiM for good bearing on morale, Stevens Hnds: walked into a lift crowded with five their ly over heat. A a later few presented boy days l $1,000,030 Picture ami training: 2 ai my niorulc": other passengers. lrnnip handed and her himself at home, Two of A n n in be i ot things enter the moat costly paintings I. Fair The attendant closed the door. The colors produced by hydranher a letter which read: "Dear Aunt 3. Complete "treeilnin ami Variety that will hang in the new National into the lattei and one ol them is or to the be "Floors, please," he asked. traced can acidity Here is young Donald, one of geas when on leave. simply Ihe reinlive sizes ol the "Three!" said one passenger. soil. An acid soil Gallery of Art in Washington are the twins. The other is exactly the alkalinity of the Madonna" and Gi3. lmccnt, hospitable at town." toil e ramp and Ihe iieart-s"Nine!" said another. will, unfailingly, change the color Raphael's "Alba same." i of the ShepMost local men "Adoration to waul among get away townspeople "Six," said a third. of any pink hydrangeas to blue and orgiones riereaiinn." herds. The Raphael picture, which ramps, making him feel he's as finm any phinneil will change that color soil "Four," came a request. alkaline ThNds Big ftootl as anyone else." jsievens says, "and anything with "Ten," said another. back to pink. Gardeners have at ioimeriy belonged to the late RusA soldier back from field duty I. Fust (In training ami straight la welfure nr wnik tinl is revsian czar, was purchased from the the to The attendant turned Lands a perfect means for tiieir recently told of hearing two Jersey talk l: mil his superiors on what nniKipiilar. The only giniip ol ieo Y'.ivicl guvi s.nent in 1030 for mors eler. of colors the r.g hydrangeas. r ii about, so he can leel pie who have liilliisheil llie mosquitos talking outside his tent. the WNU h;i, El.oiv.m miuy "What floor do you want, sir? Seivicc.) Newipspi'is had just killed a horse. he' gelling something tangible with something else in do me llie The inebriated one shrugged his They "We'd better eat it right here." out of hi experience in the iirhiy j private opeialois ol lem shows, shoulders. we take if These "rule" sre based on lliul carnivals, links and. "That all depends," he murmured. said onea of them. of "If the big guys couple home, mgs made In a dozen training most of 11. llie joke HUnlH "What's left?" "There IS lei mole liio.in .lily PEECY HOTEL might grab it." camps and all sorts of pin res out Ido by Alden Stevens, widely ex A me nr. ii insiiiiiiion ili.iii the Jobs H.ll.T LIKES Smart Gal Same Difference perlenred sonologist and writer Jjo'iil. wiih its lie), loin, rnnipli-tThe lawyer became aomewhat rul't'LAK PKIIV'.D MODERN His report appeared in Survey informality, anil "Daddy, what is inertia?' acrimonious in his fe small the Graphic. boy. but the little woman in the wit"The building of Niiuy rump "Some ol llie juke minis need "Well, replied the father, "If I trull jr I looms ness box remained calm. morale rails for positive arlion rnntinl The Clliled have it, it's pure laziness, but if your Iniliis "You said: the lawyer Eventually . "You li.ne Inal Fnnmlaiion tin- ten iimiiu now," Stevens deelan-shas it, it's nervous prostral;ilias: $ I. I lo $.'.00 say you hod no education, but you mother to provide Ihe enndifmiis lb.it make laelllieis' e tion." wonli answered my question smartly Hroartway and West Tempi for good morale (Inn you will gel lunninc a nalionwide q.- iign lor enough." it No mere Molds rooked lip In SAFETY FIRST es;,eci;:li FREE flt RAGE mill i.iinps. The witness replied meekly, "You ol Ihe Washington me going lo he elTec Is selling lo ki p to be a scholar to answer don't have s Wllll'n pio'i, live unless the fundamental re ,llls. silly questions." for good mornle are ami in Sr. 1 1 . . - I - c" - . af-in- g Ir-iiliir- - My Neighbor - - SAYS: -e lu-r- mm-tin- e, Survey Gives Soldiers Rules For Good Morale In A rmy Camps one-tim- e five-poun- ten-stor- d y Ill rerrea-llona- 1 1 n.-a- soi-iu- -- l con-tin- ll j rollei-skalio- I I Fui-nlulie- Ih-N- lli.-wer- I I iii:-.-l.-l- moder.-ilioli- . Ini-II- I IIOiMi-iO- I s iUir-tiienl- c I ir-- l 'ipini-- ...i i i Ii ! - I Stuck With It "Look here," said the captain tc the newly appointed sergeant, "there are men coming into camp Deep Mining Project Completed night after night after Lights Out' has been sounded. Its got to stop!" A few days later he asked the sergeant whether tilings had improved. "Oh. yes. sir," was the reply. "The last man in blows the bugle now!" "Tom makes very sure of himself before he does any boasting." "A safe blower, eh?" Old And Walking A young actor proudly remarked to his father, "I've got a part at last, dad. It's a new play, and I'm a man who has been married 20 "Do you consider Dobbs' humor original?" "Sure it Is. Absolutely. I don't believe there is any humor in existence that antedates Dubbs' jokes." ON THE MOVE have left inthat I am to structions be cremated. Mn. Bjones Just like you to go und leave ashes all over the place. ycurs. " "Splendid! That's a start anyway," said his father. "Maybe it wen t be long before they'll give you a speuking part." Fussy Bjones My dear, I in my will Is It Protected Against FIRE? Worried "You are growing into a nice little fellow, and will be just like your father." "Yes that's what mother of." of tho last rounds of shot put In at ths Elton Tunnel from Tooelo to Bingham. This deop tunnel will unlook low grsdo ores heretofore unmlnoable. On Last month ToocU amt Hinxlisin in ihs eel lirnrln:i of one proj-.for the i( the greatest development ot th umliiKriiiil resources uf the state of full-th- e Jlnil complctl-i- of the i:lin tnnn-l- . fiir and nneh-ilinile. anil a itinrier d ill nr irtijiri to lap tin ,,f th.. HtiKham die! riel Ima f .iiin:.-;.,and ii,..n4 'nude prepnrai.'itM are n.. lo pi ire th" prujivf f til ,i nporalhin. Til mil-Hul- l . Go.i'in-i- r By I inis irUmi" hi t It. i m. Mum- tmlil .,, lute pouple should enthusiastically rally to their support. "Mr. J. O. Elton Is a leader with both vision and courage. With the barking of tho National Tunnel and Mines t'ompany. he planned and constructed the Ellon Tunnel, which will not only be an Important asset to the mining Industry of fish, but has provided a largo flow of water which will supply the needs of new homes and new farms In uninhabited sections of Tooele t'ouniy. Tho future prosperity ot r projecis Imp.inaiiro to th when U ' lie made the toll., wing alalenient at Uh therefore, for me lo rata ray voice a ccMiruiipn in nmnertlmi ,,n b1,;,1 of L- ..mpleHt Inn of die tunnel' LwpU uf Utah In tribute to Mr. Elton, lo tho tom- . I tan has a larao Variety of panlr that barked him, and lo tho potential Induairlsl poMlhilith-smen who did the work on the Wins M..-of them will he nmlevrlnn-.- l Tunnel." i of com without the fireii-.h".ms fomplltlon of this tunnel When men with rmirnze r.ii. s the mines mini go deeper and and vision appear In eur midst fun her Into th er"h at prratsr wl'li l daiii to derrlop uur aiair, th. expense In to And ore. l1i,ur' . 1 a-- ; e. , "Why don't you take a house permanently Instead of carrying that house on your back?" "Cheaper to move than to pay rent, my boy I No Argument Magistrate And what were you and your husband quarreling about Inst night? Mrs. Brown He said he was as good as me, and I said, so was I. 1 told him he was no man, and he said, neither was I. Quick Retort I notice that Charles kissed you again tonight. I tell you I dont like it. Perhaps not, papa, but Charles does. Father Da-ignt- "Isnt la afraid A Child Ufa your son rather young to join the army?" "Yes; but you see, he's only in the infantry. Not the llook Game Warden Are the fish biting today? Weary Angler I don't know. If they are, they're biting each other. True "I shut a tiger was a ease of me Well, the tiger Ihe better rug." Tail out in India U or the tiger." certainly mukes Obliging Tramp Could you give a poor fellow a bite? Housewife I don't bite, myself, but I'll call the dog. home is one of the proudest possess5 ons a person has, and therefore the Investment should be protected. The cost is so little that no one can af- ford to be without it. Hanover Fire Insurance Co. of N. Y. Fire and Automobile Insurance. C. E. RIFE, Agent Phones 2C or 228 |