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Show bashful, though charming diffidence so sweet in young girls. You should have gone to the other end of the car and remained there while Senator Kearns informed Senator Fairbanks as to the trtuh of this vexatious Mormon question. You might have known how difficult it was for Senator Kearns to unburden his heart . while you were Besides, Mr. rushing nervously. was Kearns not there Senator Smoot, will. It required all of his own free the coaxing and pleading that Senator Fairbanks and Senator Dolliver had time to do, to induce him to put in an appearance at all. Fairbanks, Dolliver and Kearns ' are three dear old friends; college friends, I believe, of those days when little if anything was known of Alaska; and yet it required even more than their earnest and urgent invitation to induce! Senator Kearns to meet them on this trip. It required an order from his politcal TRU TH. ON LIFES ROAD. 6NE CAUSE HABIT. I slept and dreamed that life was Expert beauty; I woke and found that life was duty. But by doing my duty I get the beauty. By doing my dusting and my washing Monday morning I get my pretty white frock and tidy drawing room ; when I want to play the piano. By doing drudgery I get my wealth, my home, my leisure and my peace. 1 To-da- y is my teacher. 1 This evening I shall be wiser than am now. Every hour has its recitations, every Tom, youve got to go and meet minute has its lessons, every happenthem and make them take you on ing is a text book. their car in Nevada, and then hang If I will be an apt pupil I shall know right on to their coat tails till they bitstate. I out know of a this to be a little happier how its get swalto either but ter pill, got youve than I can be low it or see your damned old party die before election day. Stay right If I heed all my teacher has to tell with them, Tom, and well see that the me I will understand the book of life Tribune and your other papers do the I a little better than ever understood rest. It is most important that the people it before. of this state have the impression that PASTE JEWELS. you stand in well with Roosevelt and AmFairbanks, for if they dont the erican party wont get a dozen votes. Every successful bud is a peach. So cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Try and make Fairbanks pick Good husbands are made, not born. you up before he does Smoot and his party and dont fail to stay with Cupid, these days, has a young son Fairbanks until after all the others have dropped out, and the Tribune whose name is Cupidity. will fix matters with the public. What ever you do keep your mouth, shut, It takes a newly-arriveclimber Tom. Be seen as much as possible to set social aspirants back. near t Senator Fairbanks, and when you reach Salt Lake see that you get If our wishes were horses, the him up to your house even if you other fellows would nearly all be drivhave' to kidnap him. But dont talk, Tom, keep quiet; make them think ing nightmares. you are listening and digesting all Its a mighty dull editor that, given that is said even though you dont a paste pot and a pair of scissors, understand the meaning of half the cant get up something original. words they use. I .. know it requires an awful nerve New Orleans Picayune. and the skin of a rhinoceros to take the dose I am prescribing for TO CARRY YOUTH INTO AGE. you Tom, but you have both and then some. Dont forget what Ive told you Cultivate the spirit of contentment; now, and remember to be seen alone and dissatisfaction with him even if you have to tag him all. discontent furrows to the toilet. bring age prematurely to the face. WON MARLOS. D. CUSSBR. after this style: doctor, something FOR DRINK to-morr- to-da- y. Trace Intemperance to Improper Feeding. There is a cause for the drink habit which even good Christian parents ilo not understand, says a writer in What to Eat. They cannot realize vhy their children, with beautiful surroundings and daily Christian influences, sometimes go far astray, becoming sadly immoral, and in many instances drunkards. When they, as .veil as many of the physicians, shall iaxe exhausted all other efforts to locate the cause of the trouble, let them look to the stomach the poor, abused stomach and they will, in all probability, find the source of the evil. From infancy many of the little ones ire given food beyond the capacity oi their digestive organs. As soon as several teeth have appeared, meats ire frequently a part of the bill o! fare. These, as well as the other ar tides of food, are necessarily swallowed without proper mastication. Worcestershire Pepper, mustard, sauce, vinegar and highly seasoned salads also find their way into these voung and tender stomachs until, as che result of such a diet, fermentation sets in and a little distillery is created In these youthful temples.' Under such conditions a child becomes irritable, quick tempered, untruthful, and It would be surprising if it 'grew up to noble manhood. i PREPARE FOR LONG FASTS. o A.Land of Investor!.. 4. ... Opportunity Touristl for the Homeseeker! , Have you money to invest? Have you muscles to invest? Have you brains to invest? Have you leisure to invest? Do you want a home? Do ..you want a ranch? Do you want a farm? Do you want an orchard? Do not overlook CALIFORNIA. Colonist rates daily via Southern Pacific lines, September 15th to October 15th 1904. From Salt Lake and Ogden to San Francisco, Los Angeles, San. Diego and other main line points, $25.00. For descriptive and illustrative literature, call on or address D. R. Gray, general agent, 201 Main street. Salt Lake City, Utah. - . o For Fashions Sake. It is too bad, when women are so much more civilized, than men In some respects, that they will continue to wear dead birds and mutilate. their ears in order to hang ornaments in them, just like a savage. Exchange., ... as Many Defenses.. nas a hundred tricks cl defense, ft will lie still until the hunter is within a yard of it, then, soai straight upward in his front, towering like a woodcock; again, it will rise forty yards away, and the sound of its wings is his only notice of its presence. It will cower upon a branch under which he passes, and his cap will not be more than a foot below it as he goes, and though it has sees him approaching it will remain quiescent in fear until his back is turned. It will rush then, and when he has slewed himself hurriedly around h will catch only a glimpse of a brown, broad wing far away. . One of Coreas Superstitions. Near the city of Seoul, the capital of Corea, is a hill called Pouk Han, which was formerly covered with trees. The legend runs that so long as a tree remained on the hill so long will Corea maintain its independence, and therefore no one is allowed tu cut or touch a tree. But the nature1 consequence of this want of forestry has been that the trees have gradually died off, until now only one is left On this one tree it is believed that the fate of the country rests, and when it goes Corea as an independent state will go with it. - . My Queen. not know I had a friend jj I did i! So near, by chance to save; It seemed my fortune here must sad. Just plundered by a knave. Her back was turned, I. knew her not In my perplexity, Tet she was there to spoil the plot Of my arch enemy. , And when I saw her regal face Appear upon the scene, Victorious champion of my case, I hailed her as my queen. There may be those of higher rank, Of greater worth than she, But now the queen of trumps ' I thank She took the trick for me. . Nature Takes Good Care of Animals That Hibernate. A large number of species of animals undergo more or less prolonged and continuous fasts during the period of their winter or summer sleep. During such slumbers the more active functions of the body are to a great extent suspended, while those that are carried on act slowly and entail comparatively little waste of tissue and energy. Moreover, before the period of the winter torpor or hibernation vakes place, many animals, such as bears, accumulate large stores of fat on various parts of the body, which suffice to supply all the waste entailed b7 the respiratory function during the period in question. Fat is also aco! cumulated by the mouse-lemur- s Madagascar previous to the summer sleep, or aestivation, and is used up ,Keep your mind young by fresn, in a similar manner, their summer vigorous thinking, and your heart sleeps being undertaken for the pursound by cultivating a cheerful, opti- pose of avoiding the season of great heat and drought, when food is difmistic disposition. ficult or impossible to procure. Dont live to eat, but eat to live. Many of our ills are due to overeatAh Sin, Esquire. ing, to eating the wrong things, and By way of corroborating my view to irregular eating. that the title Esquire is utterly devoid of meaning, one of my readers Dont be too ambitious; the canker mentions that in Singapore, where of an overvaulting ambition Las eaten he has resided for eleven years, it is up the happiness of many i life and not only universally bestowed on shortened its years. every white man, but also upon the Chinese and Asiatics. Ab Throw aside your dignity, and romp wealthier looks and sounds well. It and play with children; make them Sin, Esq., lend an additional attracwill surely love you by loving them, and you will tion to life in a Rand mine or comadd years to your life. pound when the Celestial knows that he amasses out of his avThink beautiful thoughts harmony the wealth erage minimum wage will entitle him thoughts, beauty thoughts, truth to such a designation. He could not thoughts, thoughts of innocence, of get a peacocks feather or a yellow youth, of love, and of kindness. jacket at home for anything like the o price. London Truth. Many Women Spies In Europe. o At first thought nothing seems a To Write on Glass. more impossible task for a woman The simplest method of writing on than to be employed as a spy, yet there are said to be many in Europe, glass is to moisten its surface with the majority being in the employ of vinegar, .and then to write with an aluminum point. the great white czar. d . Grop The & . . I New Yorker. Counted His Grandmother. When some surprise was expressed that a small boy should prefer to go for a summer outing to the sleepy village where his mother lived as a little girl, instead of to the seashore with . i the little fellow recount I In my grandmother. plied: the plans of many families at this its attractions, season of the counting the an important part grandmother plays Her welcome arms form for the child the first line of reserves, to use a military phrase. Youths Companion. year o Modern Poetry. One of the nicest girls in this town lately stopped the writer of this, and wanted to read a poem to him; a poem cut out of a newspaper. We refused to listen, as we dont like poetry. Some people say we should have submitted, and created the impression that we believe in better We do believe in better things. things, but poetry is not always uplift. Most poetry is worthless. The little good poetry in the world has resulted in a flood of poor stuff that you ' have a right to dislike. Atchison Globe. o Handicap on Grocers Clerk. A Redding (Cal.) boy employed in a grocery store, bumped the right side of his head the other day and has been unable to wink. his... left eye ever since. The doctors thinl: it is a case of temporary paralysis but in the meantime his efficiency will be impaired, for of what use is a grocers clerk if he cant wink bis eye at customers? |