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Show "Sister and TRUTH. I. "Sister and I were just jolly chums Up in Wisconsin, at "Meadow. Farm. She was my "pardner, a slender reed; her "brother to shield from j was harm Sister and I! Sister and I were like two old pals, those summer hours, Up in Wisconsin, in the nature nooks, and free glad Care Far to the north with its bowers! "Sister and I! "Sister and I told our sacred dreams, Skimming the bayous, and then away! peep in the wood, where the great elms grow, Joyous we romped till Itthe dusk of day "Sister and vine-deck- ed "Sister's blue eyes were like summer skies, Sapphires aglow! And her lips were red! ripple upon the ford! Laugh like thewere warm when by rough Hands that paths sped "Sister atld I! Sister and I are in town again Here, I am told, she is "Miss Fra-sor- e! "Sir, theres a difference twlxt this and that, Now we're in town and vacations oer! Sister no more! "Sister and I! Ah, those happy days, When we were chums where the sephyrs charm Filled our two hearts with a strange new Joy, tip In Wisconsin at "Meadow Farm Sister and I! A Chicago mother left her babe to starve in a manger. The judge in sentencing her to the workhouse said: "Work is uplifting and a year over the washtub will do her good. Now it the father of the Unfortunate girl could be made to carry the water and run the ringer, all would be well! The new janitor rapped at the back door the other morning and asked my wife what time her son (referring to me) arrived home in the evening. He wanted me to help him lift a box. I guess that will hold her for a while! Some of the doctors shy cheese causes indigestion. Others declare it is a fine substitute for meat. During the meat strike will the first mentioned coterie of "does please "cheese it! Facts vs. Fiction. The poet sat at his desk one ' day and dashed off a beautiful rhyme of gold and jewels in such a way that it made folks think his time was occupied handling gems so rare; but most of his time was spent in wondering if hed dine on air for the poet hadnt a cent King Edward Is now his trousers pressed square, sohaving that they stand out like an In grandfather s barn. men are welcoming the style with open ar oat-chut- Bow-legge- e d li PROVERBS OF THE HEART, A liel heart never lied. This Week OneHalf Price,. NEW YORK CASH STORE The paper said! The proposed dining cars on suburban electric cars open a new avenue legs! of enjoyment. In Chicago, for inThe heart is no traitor. A huge boulder in an Iowa stream stance, one can take his shavings and is declared by the natives to be slowcream in Highland, his eggs and toast A light heart lives long. in Evanston, his coffee in Rogers Park ly rolling up stream. This is undoubtand his toothpick at Chicago avenue. edly another case of the water run own Its heart hath ache. Every Following this up will undoubtedly ning the same way. permit him to take his stomach-ach- e lies the hearts Deep language. on State street Thus there will be Now that they are manufacturing beeksteak out of cotton-seed- , enough of the breakfast to keep a it will The heart leads whither it goes. man busy all the way downtown. We no longer be necessary to manufacare indeed a versatile people! ture a pound of it out of two crisp, A good heart breaks bad fortune. bills! A Chicago women emptied a re, Affinity in hearts Is the nearest kinvolver at a midnight marauder in her It is always a cinch when men take dred. borne without hitting him. Had 'she extraordinary financial chances, but it been armed with a rolling-pi- n she is frequently hard even when you own little- would, knoweth The heart its safelanded hold them to get both pedroes into undoubtedly, have ness. at the outset! One should always ly your own pile. stick to the weapons that familiarity Hearts may agree, though heads Las made a protection. Automobiles make a man forget all differ. his other sorrows. If you cannot forAn Illinois woman prevented her get yours that way, move Into a flat in the heart sends smoke into appearance in court Fire by swallowing where your next-doo- r neighbor has a the head. summons the was which served upon phonograph! her, thereby making it He that hath no heart ought to If this becomes general, justices of A Chicago man robbed the slot have heels. the will be peace compelled to have machines and was sent to jail. No their warrants printed on fly paper. man ever yet monkeyed with one of What comes from the heart goes to these devices that he didnt get the the heart. New York Telegram. Paste this in your scrap-boo- b worst of it! August 8, 1904, we had a fire in the We always wonder at the bravery furnace to take the chill from the PERTINENT PARAGRAPHS. d of the man whose wife house, said Inclemency being caused, supports the family by taking in He who serves his friends Is a not by a family Jar, but by a growl It nerve to takes face that. of Boreas from the northland. Rah washing. busy man. for winter in the summer time! Modernized utterance "A school It is foolish to waste advice on peo.house on every hill top and a bishop-blesseAbdul Hamid should be famished ple who cant take a hint saloon in the valley! with a plethora of "dldntrknow-lt-was-loade- d literature, else he will not be All men have ,brains, but some cannot recal we we as will, Try sense enough to use them. prepared some day when the United havent cold last that it was Uncomfortably States navy accidentally takes a shoe believes almost but anyone February, Sometimes the proof of the pud- at him to enforce respect of the stars he will remember next February how ding is the undertakers little bill. and stripes. hot it was in August. In Illinois a quarrelsome man and Obscurity is the abiding place of see men From their own porches the husband of a prominent woman. his wife are each to occupy the same pilmake but long louse in half week relays, alternating the sunset, they one is The free, to Naples. grimages If you lend some men money they iq the occupancy. This means that Thats why! will be under everlasting obligations the "bed will be made three times a the other costs money. week, anyhow. to you. What "lovie would do if dovie died The doctors say we all eat too is frequently never suspected by the a stem man who swears at Many neighbors until a week after dovie his office boy trembles when in the much. It is a comforting thought theso parlous times to know we can really and truly shuffles off! presence of his wife. live on considerably less if compelled A boy that will steal watermelons When the sexes have equal rights to and this is no Joke eyther! afin it about will well, hell brag will men wear $9.98 millinery creadad! his like is he ter years if tions and kiss each other on the TWENTY-FIV- E YEARS streets? St. Louis BEFORE THE PUBLIO doKnowing how to do a thing and failPetroleum In MexIcOb ing It, is the difference between A number of companies are prosure and success. pecting for petroleum In various parts Schedule. Car A Street of Mexico. A gusher has recently sat he been struck near Tampico, on the Uoon the shaded porch With Sue. property of the Mexican Petroleum He told her of a flat Just buUt afsati tor His toltowlai two! For Company, which has been sinking and were broad streets Out where the wall knows wells in the region for the last two by the side. or three years. Other wells are beWhere flowers blossomed PIANOS And birdlings flew! ing sunk near the gusher, and experts believe that the company is He kissed her as each car it hove would at about to be rewarded for the money Voso & Sou She said1 she thought she it has spent upon prospecting by the least finding of oil in paying quantities. Scable broke its Crown Just thenthe the twain! And left a street car near Couldst ask for more? Hollands Liberal Trade. Blclmiond no patent system or has Holland Purloins Original National Air. trade-mar- k laws. Certificates of oriRoyal from the Royal stolen has Somebody not An are required. exception, gin manuBlasloi library of Belgium the original the na- however, is presently to be enforced "Brabanconne, the script of com- with respect to importations of sugar, was which of Belgium, air tional since Russia has not subscribed to AND PAOKARD ORGANS and Van Cam Jeneval 1830 in by posed the Brussels convention. penhout BOTTOM PRIOEB. White Bread the Best Stolen. Is EASY PAYMENTS. Valuable Manuscript White bread supplies more avail composer Pal; the by A manuscript to the body than some time ago I able nutriments stolen was estrina entire Is valjuea? bread made from graham, It Lateran. Roman the wheat, or any other kind of floui' at In be to believed is $35,000, and ...... the present time. many. Hearts alone buy hearts. . ten-doll- ar non-returnab- le. able-bodie- d Post-Dispatc- All Fine Hosiery Hs ate s lot of rare old cheesa And went to bed. "Another gone tho Milky Whey, h. Young Bros. Co. 38 MAIN ST. |
