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Show n TRUTH. every day the Herald has cartoons and Merely an Incident. articles of fiction holding up to They were sitting on the sofa And the light was quite subdued. cule the opponents of the senator, was happy, she was happy He while Tom and those of his faction Both with love were much imbued! are treated with the utmost respect and consideration. Its a great scheme hdrf,w, Iier closer i0, hl,m 0f Toms to have a republican and a he surefy must have kSi her. For the noise was there, you know! democratic organ. They can be played sreat advantage Iiark! Upon the creaking stairway HUNTING IN AFRICA. Tribune says City Auditor Felt ON ATTENDANT EXCITEMENT has discharged one of his male depu- THE SPORT. ties with the view of malting a place for his daughter and that if Mr. Felt attempts to do so, it will meet with a Shooting of Antelope Brought Undestorm of opposition from the city sirable Company to Share the creeps a form all clad in white; council. We can hardly believe that Spoils Campaign of Revenge PreClothed In creepy, clinging vestments. in Phenomenon. the the! night! Looming ghostlike vented by Untoward Circumstance. that is true. How on earth can T?! Whats the matter? cried the maiden, present city council object to nepo-- l James United the ol Cay 7 of its members fonivhIloo?rloid lather" tism? More than half A hunter of big game In Central wooon the S31 corporation tJshsomebeer!" Jjjfa have hen practicing the most blatant Africa tells the following story of kind of nepotism ever since they took derim ow process ler making steel what happened one day after he shot he has invented, office. They have made places for an antelope: "Leaving the boy who "It Is a phenomenal (access, 1 am their relatives and friends and efficient was with me to cut off the buck's head and faithful employes have been dis- told, the reporter said, I and follow me, I tracked the wounded charged to make room for them. Un- - 1 answered, Hardly phenomenal, bull. Its spoor took me in the direcbeen offices created Mr. Gayley, smiling. A phenomenon. have necessary tion of camp and presently turned Into 'and many kinds of graft, legitimate you know, is a mighty extraordinary a patch of fresh green grass about and otherwise, has been practiced In tWng DId you n8Yer heap th0 Scot. bare-face- d manner. Under most The breast deep. I went through this for tish lecturers definition of a phenomthese circumstances, how can the enon? a bit and then stepped on a high tuft council object to a city official appoinof old grass to look for my hoy. As No, said the reporter; 1 never ting a relative as a deputy? I glanced around I saw the head of a did. & lion about forty yards away. Only Well, this lecturer, said Mr. Gay i on foot a for iey put the matter thug; two cartridges remained in my pouch. There is proposition "the city to let a contract for collecting However, I raised my rifle to fire at Mayhap, ma friends he said, ye the head, when up popped another, and disposing of the garbage. The fig- dlnna ken what a phenomenon may then another, until I counted no fewer ure mentioned is $1,400 a month. The be. Weel, Ill tell ye. Yeve all seen I a coo than six lions. While following the nae doot Weel, a coos nae a proposition is not a good one for the spoor I had been going round in a Phenomenon. Ye've all seen an apple city. It has proved very unsatisfactory tree. Weel, an half circle and just beyond the lions tree s nae a In other cities for the reason that good phenomenon- - Butapple I could see my boy coming toward me g,n ye 8e a coo and efficient service 'was not had and I g,ng up an apple tree tail foremost straight for them. They were. all same be would me the are it chances to pull apples, that friends, would be the watching by this time and I sigin a position a naled to him to go back, but he did not way here. The city is phenomenon RESULT OF DRINKING A "RADIUM.1 to attend to the garbage as cheaply The radium cocktail will never be understand me, and still came on until and as well as any contractor could. Ho bout thirty yards from them. Tplltftl, . popular if its glow may be seen by do. It now costs about $1,600 a month T jhiI w-ccwas carrying the lechwe (antelope) the smiling dame, the wife of the man who drinks It to conduct that end of the sanitary de- on his shoulders and immediatehead m are yo0 ,waI1!?1 The apparent saving of partment. ly he saw the lions he stopped dead The Player. $200 a month would probably not be a catching anything? and I heard him ejaculate 'Hoh!' Arf I "Nome, reluctantly answered the A wise man says that cards are had; saving at all, as the work would, if waste time of a That shuffling is they turned their heads at his and one let to a contractor, be not properly boy, baiting his hook afresh and Hours in foolish idleness spent of them grunted something also redone. If a saving can be made, the throwing it in again, a few yards Upon the ladder we would climb! And yet I find a game or two health commlsisoner should see to it, further out from the bank, sembling 'Hoh!' As they turned I had scarce retards but Fames way Along a splendid opportunity for a shot at that is if he can spare the time from "Have you caught anything to- - Except when some bum player halts muon hold did the cards To bull What the the head of the biggest, but with the dogs. fighting day? & crea of to the expense ammunition I had and the position of nicipality go "Nome. "Who was it held the ace of spades?" matory for if its officers cant attend the "If I had only caught jack, Do you fish here often? myself and the native In the long grass would have won that pot. I to the department? surely I thought it rather risky. Yes'm. And helped along my little stack. m ' Have you ever caught any fish "Who trumped that deuce for goodness "I shouted to the boy to make a desake? The statement of Truth that the I here? tour and come alongside me, which he "I tried to fill a bobtailed flush. me see the let a "Just discard, Tribune would act with apparent fair-- 1 "Yesm. Caught little mudeat day please!" did, the lions watching him all the Meanwhile he holds the game to gush! time. We tried to drive them out of ness to all factions of the republican fore yisterday, an a sunfish bout two man? the goblins get this the grass into the open beyond, where peo- - j inches long one day last week. Thats Why dont party, including the I wish the bad, bold hold-u- p "pards" ever I would have felt safe in firing, but Would slug the nuisance who gets wise pie, but that the senators democratic s on the cards! they were feeding on the lechwe And holds "Well, your patience and persist-tiorgan, the Herald, would give the an-at are ence which I had wounded and as we apany rate, commendable, h 11 is coming to pass. Nearly observed the smiling dame, moving proached a lioness put her tail in the on. air and growled. So considering disThe urchin called after her. cretion the better part of valor, and as dusk was coming on, we beat a Dont I get nuthin. maam, he CLAUDE J. NUETTLET0N bout truth tellin ye the aid, "fur orderly retreat We were near the . Montreal Herald. flshin'? head of the channel which I had cross...VIOLINIST... my ed previously, and to get round the STUDIO, 808 EAST THIRD SOUTH. Glad of Any Excuse. top end where it was shallow, to cross, Phone 2210 y. we had to walk within sight of the Judge Burkes long experience on lions for 200 or 300 yards and then the bench has presented to his notice wade across knee deep. When I got well worth many humorous incidents to the other side I looked back and relating. The characters who are ha against the skyline; they had followed bitually before his honor for intoxius to the waters edge. cation often believe they can conciliate the justice with a ready word or "There was not light enough to risk occar a plausible excuse. On a recent a shot and as I had hopes of meeting sion a victim was presented at the bar, them on the morrow when better preand the judge, looking at the rotund pared I did not disturb them, but of the defendant, aaid: face made my way back to camp, where I 'Do you know what brought you arrived after dark. The others had here? each bagged a lechwe and I was inYis, yer honor. Two policemen. formed that the cook and another boy straw hat a yet? Bought 'Did not drink have something to had seen two lions not far from where do with it? frowning severely. I met them. We prepared bullets that that discovered A were has both honor. Eureka! poet "Yis, yer They night and next morning at daybreak wa Now mule. with Seoul rhymes drunk. went out after them. We found the "What started you on this spree? can have war poetry galore. remains of the lechwe and followed continued the judge sharply. the lions spoor till we came to Mambut men me all made little pet dog equal, God where they had crossed a wide and "Sure, yer honor, mon had the last word about their deep channel during the night. With-died. "Nonsense! A man should look upon bringing up. out a canoe we could not cross this such things as trifles. and bad to give up the hunt. his wise been have It Solomon may coaxingly- If "Sure, yer honor to never had he but would own a Perus Population. generation spree yerself, yo ye wanted dog-ski- n seal-skin a on life be glad of any handle to turn the live a The present population of Peru does ;1 not exceed 3,000,000. salsiy eigult Boston Post I Tn I I m Post-Morte- m -- . post-morte- ms s anti-Kear- ns post-morte- ms ;v1bR83 I I . ... s J4 |