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Show i i THE GRANTSVILLE NEWS, GRANT8VILLE, UTAH. - I A wmmm FRIEND'S ADVICE iwwira Woman Saved From a Serious Surreal Ooeratioii. . THE PERSIAN LAMB. Louisville, Ky. "For four yean I offend from female troubles, headI eobld not aches, and uervousuesa. AUTOS WITH RUN i COAL GAS Motorists Find It Cheaper Than Gasoline at Present High Price of Latter. London Great Interest bas been arouRed by tbe reference, made in tbe London Telegraph recently to the economic advantages of tbe utilization of coal gas as a substitute for petrol (gasoline), rays that newspaper. It has been es- -' tabllshed by actual practice that 2T0 cubic feet of coal gas the ordinary gas that is used for household Illumination purposes equals one gallon of petrol when applied to the work of driving a motor vehicle. If gas costa 72 cents 1,000 cubic feet it is equivalent to petrol at 18 cents a gallon, and at 06 cents 1,000 cubic feet is equivalent to Its competitor at 24 cents a gallon. As petrol cannot be bought today for commercial purposes at under 48 to 58 cents a gallon, It will be seen how great is the economy effected. So far as the alterations rendered necessary to the engine of a motor vehicle are concerned, the only additional expenditure Is about $3.60, and the gas bag Container for the storing of the vapor costs $75. Thus, for the expenditure of $78.60, an ordinary petrol using motor vehicle of any description can be converted into a gas driven one, and the driving expenses reduced enor- Well, said one Persian Lamb to bis young son, I am very happy. And yon should be very happy too. Why? asked the son whose name was Curly Black. He had been given finished. The doe-- , that name as a when ton aaid I would his fur was very young lamband as extremely curly have to be operablack as could be. on and I limply ted Because," suid the Persian Lamb, broke down. A friend adviaed me I am old." to try Lydia EL Everyone lsut so glad to be old, Pinkhamsv ego-tab- said Curly Black. ' Compound, true. No, his said is that father, and the reemt ia l feel like a new wom- But I am not everyone and everyone an. I am well and Is not me I That would be quite imstrong, do all my possible, and I am glad of it For how own house work ana It would be to try to be like hare an eight pound baby girl I know fcoufusing six or seven creatures at the same Tinkham'a Vegetable ComLydia time. Yes, it would be very confuspound eared me from an operation which every woman dreads. Mrs. ing and not at all sensible. All I meant" said Curly Black; Nxllib Fihhbacs, 1521 Christy Ave., was that you were extremely differLouisville, Ky. Everyone naturally dreads the sur- ent from everyone else to like being geon's knife. Sometimes nothing else old. And why do you ray I should be will dobut many times Lydia E. Fink-hahappy too? Not that I am rad, but mously. vegetable Compound has saved the patient and made an operation un- why do you ray I should be so very le Its Poor Economy to a Bad BacR Endure N these days of rising prices, we need every ounce of strength and the ability to do a full days work every day. The man or woman with weak kidneys is half crippled. Sore, aching kidneys; lame, stiff back, headache, dizzy spells, a dull, tired feeling and urinary disorders are daily sources of distress. You cant afford to neglect kidney weakness and make it easy for gravel, dropsy or Bright's disease to take you. Get a box of Doan's Kidney Pills today. They have helped thousands. They should help you. , a Personal Reports of Real Cases AN IDAHO CA8E. W. B. Gentry, 812 Sixth St., Coeur d' Alene, Idaho, says: I uttered a whole lot from kidney trouble In the paat several years, In fact, I got so bad I had to take to my bed. My back Waa always aching and was so lama I could hardly get around. I often got dlssy, my hands and feel swelled and my sight waa blurred. Other symptoms of kidney trouble bothered me, too. Doan'e Kidney Pills fixed me up In good shape, doing me more good than anything else I had ever taken. Whenever I have uaed them since the results have been fine. Mrs . necessary. If you nave any symptom about which would like to know, write to the a EL Pinkham Medicine Co.. Lynn, i, tor heipfbi advice given nee. For Darkened London. Suggestions for making ourselves visible when the lights are low are becoming rather alarming. We are advised, observes the London Chronicle, to wear light clothes for dark streets. One humorist goes so far as to suggest a coat of whitewash" for evening wear. White hats or gaiters would call for less expenditure than an extra light night suit which moat of usf would be obliged to add to our ward- robe; But perhaps the simplest device would be a white smock, with special musical box attachments ; for one night wanderer says he makes a practice of singing' as he walks to let other folks know he is coming. Not Guilty. In mighty wrath the sergeant came into the midst of the new batch of recruits and fixed his eagle eye on one who evidently waa so horribly that he simply hated to wash. Hi, you roared the fierce person. Have you taken a bath?" Mild Indignation was In the raw uns voice he answered: No ; is there one missing 7 London 1 Tit-Bit- s. Quick Action. Belle is to marry Lieutenant June Dashaway. Jessica The fibber! Only yesterday he told me that he didnt expect to see any real fighting for six months ! glad? Do tell me. In the first place," raid his father, :I have learned a great deal. I have not lived thirteen years without picking up much Information. And this is what I have learned, and it is because of this that I am glad. Tell me, Aaid Curly Black, for I am very much interested. All of our family are used a great deal for fur coats. Of course I do not deny that It is a great honor. We are expensive and beuutlfd and lovely ladies wear us when they walk out in the cold winter, and little children put their hands in things they call muffs which are made out of us. Oh, dear, shivered Curly Black. No, you neednt worry, said his faYou see when we are young ther. we do not know this so If we are taken for fur coots and muffs or fur collars well, we are Ignorant We do not know what Is to happen to us. I suppose if we did know we might be anxious. But it comes so suddenly and then the Persian Lamb has his skin made into something beautlfuL and warm. But when we grow older we see that this does happen and so we are glad we are not made Into fur coats. I would not have minded in my younger days for I was reckless and free and lfthey had told me how I would be used I might have been proud though perhaps a little Heredity. Jamie Gee, your grandma Is a spry old lady! Jennie Well, hadnt she ought to be? Her father lived to be a centaur, and her mother was almost a centipede. Judge. 8oftly. Actors Wife Did the audience applaud? Actor Applaud? They made about as much noise as a rubber heel on a feather mattress. ALGOHQL-- 3 PSR GFopMs a most delicious food In flavor as well as a great body, brain and nerve builder. Ihsnikalbasaif KIDNEY PILLS Co, Buffalo, N. Y Mfg. Chemists OE. IlNlANlSTXHILDHtNThereby Promoting OKcrfulnessutiBWW rpWaf Opltim, Morphia a MineraLyoTflAKCOTlC A helpful Constipation and Durrto Pertinent Reply. Why did you always make me the goat? Why will yon always butt in? make. Doans tinglhcSloiMCtsandBosrisJ the collection." and processed Foster-Milb-m N. Children Cry For Never Too Late to Give. Were yon late for church today?" Not too late. What do you mean by not too late?" I missed the sermon, but I was in on skillfully blended Sold At AO Straws. 128 says: Last fall I had a severe attack, of kidney trouble. It began with backache and before long my back waa lame and sore all the time. I kept getting worn until I waa In a serious condition and I waa told I had gravel. There were other signs of kidney weakness, too, that gave me annoyance.-' Finally I began taking Doans Kidney Pills and the first box helped me. I kept using them until they made a complete cure. I am certainly grateful to DOANS Jet Contents 15Fluid Jr nervous." "Tell me some more, father. All right, my son, I will. I will tell you that I am thirteen years old once and d FcvM-ishwssan- - What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural Bleep. The Childrens Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA i TmvKimflC She Was 8o Fond of Me. more and explain to you that It Is because of that I shall live on and not be used for a coat You see the older we grow the lighter our fur becomes. When we are only a year or so. old it is very, very black, for all. the Persian Lamb family has curly fur like ours. Then each year- after we get our hair cut or fur trimmed, or whatever It is they call It we let our fur grow lighter. We have grown older and we are not so vain. So that is the reason, said Curly I was thinking only the other Black. day, that I no longer deserved the name of Curly Black, for my fur Is getting quite gray and straight. They do not use us when we are old. They like the young vain things because their fur is so black and curly. And so we are quite safe now. Isnt that splendid, father? said I am ever so glad. Curly Black. And now I will tell you something I was beaumore, said the father. tiful when I was young and I was going to be sold. The daughter of my roaster was little girl and she was so fond of me she begged that I would not be chosen as one of tbe ones to be sold. The master wanted to sell me more than any of the others because I was so beautiful. But he kept me because his little girl had taken a great fancy to me and she saved you, too, because she saw how I loved you. And now were too old for much of anything but to show the little girl who is quite a big girl by this time, how grateful we are to her. East A UTAH CASE. Davis, butcher, St., Tooele, Utah, O. The man who has but one shirt is short on change. ' Town Topics. Yhob Wheat and Molted Parlay , T. KKVT Bears the Signature of YORK; la Copy ALWAYS Use For Over 30 Yeats The Kind You Have Always Bought of Wrapper. ms ci 7 - Humor From British Tar. The demand for good advice is not An Incident illustrative of the quiet equal to the supply. humor of the British tar is thus described: No, Eleanor, the little dears are not In Modros harbor. In the eastern seen nt stag parties. Mediterranean, a coxswain of the navy ran his picket boat into a trawler, and, knowing his error, listened with disWorld. ciplinary patience while the Irate master expressed his views on royal nnval An American Prejudice. picket boats In a wealth of invective. Is you de citizen dat referred to Tbe silent coxswain pushed off, but, me as a passing under the stern of the trawler, looked up at one of the crew and Yes. It was respectfully Intended. Well, I'd like you to take It back. shouted : Whnt do you feed yonr old maq on? I dont want to hear nullin bout no Smallpox, A nr TYPHOID tbaa London Tit-Biteeyerlcsce Sis drsionwstrA designation dnts got a hyphen Into it" Acid drops? Disadvantage of 8ocial Position. A voice of protest is raised In Texas against alleged endeavors to muke the watermelon a food of caste. Any such effort is bound to carry Its own Nobody ever ate waterrebuking. melon with a fork and had the full Ndw York meed of its lusciousness. Kill All Flies! "uaap" Afro-America- s. Dont put on too many airs as yon She Was Mistaken. float down life's stream; your little George, didnt I bear you slipping 1)0 at may capsize. upstairs on your tiptoes very late last night? No, wlfey, dear. I crawled up on The man who alts down and waits Gargoyle. for fortune to come along and smile my hands and knees. on him needs a soft cushion. i The biggest man on earth began life Wbdn Your-EyeNeed Care In a small way. the almost mlnculeot effi cacy, end hmlesmss, of AatJtyphoid VaccintUaa. la vscclaitad MOW ty you phytic Iso, yoe ssA you fully. It Is mors yiUl then boose lonrucp. Aik you yhyilrlen, tanU, or lead for Hers yon hid Typhoid?" MUai of Typheld Vaeclaa. Mult tram as , aad dengcr from TypboM Cuilen. THE LABOCATOBY, BEIfiELEY, CAL' p. t. y. uciui peopeau tcccittt e eseeu aim iiki s Eye Remedy Try Murine Jsst Mys Comfort. II mta So Burtlnc UUBIMB III si Writ for Free Sri Book. BBKKDX CO., CHICAGO Druggists or sssiL The powers that be love, money, W. ambition and a good dinner. N. U, Salt Laka City, No. 30- -1 17. |
