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Show DAILY HUE SCOTSMEH IK UHL merry tage in at the the hermi-m- A (From the Billtown Bugle.) There's been a lot of in this here town of OURS because WE hired Frank Christensen to work for US and then fired him when WE found he waa no good as a henchman. WE are charged with dishonesty In the use of public money for private purpose, and OUR own signed statement in OUR Morning Tin Horn. In which WE confess that the city did not need Christensen's services and that WE only hired him because WE thought he would leg and holler for US for the U. 8. senate) la quoted as a proof that WE are grafting the public treasury. That's demnitlon nonsense. There ain't no public treasury In this town. Like the town Itself, the treasury Is Enjoyably fool-roari- Dancing. and Weber wive their with .oSy, together and friend made merry canyon the HermIUge in Ogden ILterday. the outing being under the -Hpice of the Order of Scotti.h waa apent In (ontea" The afternoon of sport a out program etrrying enjoyed by the thoroughly waa which aome of the eventa being .pectator, The racea were aa keenly contented. Scotsmen of Ogden follow: under twelve yearn of age 11 rat. Robert Lockheed Acd Seager iccond. under twelve yearn of age lB.hi Lockhead ft rat, Sadie Ecclea Gb-l- SKOIld. Kellie under ten yearn of age Andrewa flrat. Gertrude Wea-thcrb- y second. Boya Bemle Carl Lltiberger sec- flrat ond. sack race Harvey Snow flrat Lockhead aecond. race Fred Seager young men that R-- L Memmott aecond. Dave race Mr lfarrled ladle Boy Bohert Hunroe. Grandma Boyle waa awarded oldeat lady on prlM for the C. Jacoba the prise H. and pound the the for the oldeat gentleman. One of the feature of the afternoon mi the content for the prettiest baby There were fifteen on the ground. contestant and the Judge, who were Thomaa Slight and two representative had the greatest difficulty in deciding. All the babiea were pretty and their mother were Justly proud of them, and after grave deliberation the prise waa awarded to Virof the press, gil Cain. adjournment waa then taken to the pavilion, where a musical proold gram was carried out and aome Scotch dances were enjoyed, Maater Kuuell Stevenson giving an exhibition of the --Highland Fling." In the evening a ball waa given and altogether the day waa one of thorough enjoyment The committee In charge of the outing was James Macbeth, T. & Hutchison, George Lockhead Sr. and George Lockhead Jr., Jack Hutchison, William Cronby, Jamea Dryadale and An Peter MInnock. MAKES TWO RUNS. About Tan Difference Minutes Time of Fires. in The Are department was compelled to make two runs last evening about t:45 o'clock, and within ten minutes apart The first alarm came in from at lane 41, 1062 Twenty-fourt- street h tare a frame barn filled with dry lumber, belonging to Michael J. Mo "A a contractor, was on fire and taming fiercely. The building was taost totally destroyed before the de Partment could make the long and dlf tault run to the scene. The entire run la a gradual and the horses we almost exhausted when they cached Quincy avenue. The fire lad up-gra- de uld do nothing toward building, but turned their to the surrounding saving efforts The buildings. tarn and lumber are a total loss anting to about $500. While the department was at the 8nt fire another alarm came In from tax ft at the corner of Twenty-thir- d and Lincoln avenue. The fire, Mch was In the iron foundry of F. ' "arre'l A Co., was the burning oodwork near the furnace and was used by an overheated furnace. The ta mage was Wonderful Nerve displayed by many a man of accidental Cuts, enduring Wounds, laes, Burns, Scalds, Sore Feet or Hit Joints. But there Is no need for Bucklen's Arnica Salve will kill the d cure the trouble. Its the Salve on earth for Piles, too, 25a JeM J-Driver, Druggist Special train nd arrives Jlng. found ts s at Midtake at 11 a. m. rrlves at Ogden I p. m. trip. 31. la a fine line of baby carriages being sold at 13 3 per 1-- " off Pny. the Ogden Furniture com- - ns Corsets, Duplex Underskirts, Summer Dress Goods, Parasols, Shirtwaists, Pearl Buttons, Childrens Dresses, Clothing and Straw Hats. F. leaves Ogden 9:30 US. WE don't thank Hale for mixing In OUR affairs. WE had this thing all fixed until Doc Condon butted In. 1904. Great Many Pretty Many People Suits m Dresses Have luvii made, and are now in progress of making in onr Dressmaking department. Our offer to furnish the !?liirt-N- l ai- -t Suit and Dress Silks, piyitiet materials, tailored to your order, eomplete and to put oil, f'r practically what the materials aloneready are worth to S:,.v ""tiling of the high-clas- s work has caused a great rush ot orders. Hesides our full corps of dressmakers, we have leen obliged to secure all the additional help available. Select the materials yourself, from the finest assortment of materials in the market, ami get our special price on the Suit or Dress, made to order. For example, we mention the following: For $23.75 suit of the prettli-Shirt WaiKt Suit Silks worth 11.25 to fl.35. It takes 15 to It yard Ivr unit. Made to your individual order in our dresmnak-iiidepartment ready for you A K 10 wear. For $17.50 suits of plain ('harming black, blue, red and inode Taffetas. Everything fur- ixhed ma ter In . d reaumn kern 1 1 and nil. Have you ever surh an offer before? had Who give all necessary attention to the appsarancs on the outside, and arrangement on the in yst overlook ths most important feature of all TE. Heating and Ventilating To such wo aay conault with us. Ws can put in a hasting plant at a pries but a trifls mors than stovss will eosL Who wishes ths unsightly appsaranes of a stove the room it takes, ths ash and amoks nuisance whan such can bs dispensed with on a modern and hasting plant, installed for littls or no more money. , $10 to $12.50 Beautiful drenxes, of colored and white lawns either lace or Handtrimmed. embroidery somely tuilored In our dressWe furmaking department. nish everything, and deliver you the dress ready to wear. -- ts For $15.00 Wo can give you dosena of flatlet ua have you among the number. Handsome Summer Dresses Materials selected by you front our beautiful stock of Fine Imported Linen Noveltlea, and St. Paul Swisses worth 50c to 31 wr yard. As usual, we furnish everything. S. J. BURT BROS. tering testimonials W. E. NEWMAN 2530 WASH. AVE. Theater Lyceum family J. II. YOUNG, Proprietor and Manager Week of July BUY YOUR 18 ANDERSON The Male Melba. 24th Hat GUNSY, WIL80N AND RYAN Musical Trio. The JAMES WEST Old-TiMlnstreL MR. AND MRS. CHAS. MORRELL Comedy. Performance to conclude funny fare PA8TIMES." with the See the Great European Pieturea BUSTER AND HIS DOG TIGE. Summer ADMISSION, See illinem Special Sale CALL AND SEE silver watch in Fred thia weak. 10 CENTS. presents and ladies M. Nyee window all . Grand Pioneer Day CELEBRATION Glenwood Park July 25th FOR FREE THE GREATYOURSELF. EST BARGAINS IN MILLINERY THAT HAVE BEEN OFFERED FOR 80ME TIME. OPEN-AI- R BAND CONCERTS. SUNDAY AFTERNOON 4 OCLOCK. DONT FORGET PIONEER DAY AT 3 P. M. MRS. J. WARNER 2374 Washington Avenue DANCING ON NEW HARDWOOD FLOOR TEN CENTS. ADMISSION TO PARK FREE. Refrigerator and Carriage Special WILKE REFRIGERATOR. TILE EXTERIOR. Our Assortment of REFRIGERATORS Oxfords and Slippers, fa,l to see the new bill this the tTtahna. It's a good one. Admission. lo cents. LUCIN CUT-OFSunday, July 24th. Hale WE will tell him that he is a blanked spoilsport. He has stuffed Condon full of the idea ihut Condon would be a great successor to Jim Blaine. There ain't no room for Jiin Elaine In this country now. The kind of men the people want Is 2;, BABY CARRIAGES Tr excursion t JULY That several sales which we advertised last week are still in FULL BLAST? r . and Are You Aware! slight FRIDAY, 4 Sometimes WE get so darn tired of the fellows that won't let US have OUR own way that WE feel like quitting the game. There Is one consolation, If WE do have to quit this game it will take the county and state ten years to get OURS. back to their normal sense of deCan't WE do what WE want with cency. OUR own? Tou bet WE have made OUR black mark on the civilisation of Utah. Some folks say It la rank ingratiAnd It will take a generation to meettude for US to hold wash It off. ings on the porch of the house that Tom paid for. BUGHOUSE BILL'S NEMESIS. Looking to the sky at morning, Nothing of the kind. WE delivered all the goods that he Looking to the sky at noontime, Looking to the sky at evening. bought And WE owe him nothing. Stands the Indian, Bughouse Billy. WE have wiped the slate clean so Looks he for the signs of weather. as to make a fresh deal. Looks to see If clouds are rising; Hoping that no shape may gather, A whole bunch of gazaboos have For he fears the lowering vapors, . been trying to quls US about why WE Fears the cyclone and tornado; thru Kearns down. Knowing that if hurrlcanoes If they must know, it la because Shall sweep down, hi name no longer he didnt obey scripture. Will be Bunco Bill or Bughouse, The Bible says that you shan't put But will be a simple Dennis. a musxle on the ox that treads out the So he watches, staring, staring! com. And, behold, above the mountains. As WE read It that means that you Rising softly toward the senlth, shan't prevent the bovine beast from Comes a cloud so soft and fleecy That it seems a kiss of nature; getting a mouth full once In a while. Now WE aint no ox, but the par- But It changes In the Instant, able will do well enough for US any- Growing black and black and blacker And It shapes Into a being, how. WE notified Kearns that WE want- Frowning with unearthly grandeur. ed OUR share of the senatorial sal- Bughouse Billy falls before It ary- To be very plain about It, "WE Crying, shrieking then for mercy. told him that WE were ready to be In the cloud that bends above him He can see the face of Condon bought What did you think this fellow said? Doctor Amassa, the warrior. He told US that he wasn't In the From the doctor's mouth Is coming business of buying public favor nor of Thunder roar that sets BUI trembling: purchasing legislators; and that even From the doctor's eyes are flashing If he were, he didn't think WE were Lightning strokes that melt Bill's marrow. worth buying. For the fate he feared Is on him; That la a deadly Insult that WE Hurricanoe and tornado Both are Joining to ensweep him. propose to resent Ca: unyii. wonder tha WE start- He will be caught up by cyclones, ed In to bust the of He will twisted inside out be. He'll be melted Into tallow. Kearns? And .V E will make him know that Condon Is the great avenger; Billy knows It and Is prostrate, nobody can do business without US. Ready How to yelp for mercy. If this feller Condon gets on the "Mercy, mighty Condon, mercy! track he will think he has been hit by Let me be your stave henceforward. But the doctor frowns severely: a runaway automobile. Hie friends prate about hie chivalry I will not accept your homage; You are of the tribe of yellow, and his honor. You are what John Murphy calls you honis back a number Chivalry (and or Isn't worth thirty cents a pound In And I'm on your trail forever Till I wipe you from the planet the market. WE always did hate Condon, anyIndigestion. way.' With its companions, heartburn, He wrote a poem about US that waa so hot It had to be handled with fire flatulence, torpidity of the liver, conso hot that to send a copy stipation, palpitation of the heart tongs; through the mail was to commit ar poor blood, headache, and other nersallow skin, foul son; so hot that they had to keep a vous symptoms, offensive breath and a legion on stream of Ice water playing the tongue, once the Is at of so other the hot aliments, that press that printed it; maldestructive most and one was the widespread which only copy preserved was printed on asbestos. ady among the American people. The Herbine treatment will cure all these O, It was a warm number! troubles. 50 cents a bottle. Sold By WE will never forgive him. Who the deuce would have thought George F. Cave. that this fellow Condon would have Don't fall to attend the baby show come back from Maine with a bee In at the Utahna Park Saturday matinee hie bonnet? Next time WE see Senator Eugene 3:30. Prise, a fine baby buggy. anti-Kear- under nix yearn of age Hutchison JOURNAL, of Billtown Bugle Editor Prattles of Politics Other Personal Matters . Aftr"$pnt With Sporta and Glrla STATE canyon. Evening and Annals UTAH I I. L. CLARK & SONS CO. and GO-CAR- TS Is Still Complete COMPLETELY LINED WITH INCH PLATE GLASS. The season is getting late, and we will make it Of Special interest to those who can boy at this time Boyle Furniture Co. |
