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Show causes of disease have been traced to this apparently inoffensive WEBER COUNTY TIMES. Always Buy PUBLISHED PATRONIZE Our Flour. st'nuciari'os One Year (if strictly in When not in aJvanco Six Months., Home Industry.! the best. Every It saek warranted to pive satisfaction. A perfect homo imlutry. Stain! by it. m for gristing and satisfree Storage i wear for y ' Co. n and the coiniu n, harmless Melanolestes picipes, of y So tho Piratina. well-know- M.l to Develop It. married woman happily married ought to be liappy anywhere, but she isn't, sometimes, and when she A sub-famil- there.. r t - mii.-tHines comes thru make to tniml adapt yourself if you up your would be happy. Kflle Vyhrant Smith in Chicago Times-lferal- This recommendation n fish. drink like says you Do it? for Position Applicant Ws-al-, I 'spec' he mean by dat I neber drink miffin' but watah. Judge. JibctLi Sa Uapatiffq novelty. Tin other day tho health officers of New York discovered an enterprising Yankee placidly conducting a restaurant in a cemetery. It w.is condemned. People promptly so tho plane probably patronized they could go off and tell their friends: Why, when I was in New York I ate dinner in a grave- The for seif-eviile- e.-il-i t t a enai of a place Corea is for companies. a linn was placed in opera- The natives turned out by the thousands to witness the trial run of what they turmoil the devil Unfortu. wagon rim by a wire. nntelv the car ran over and killed a n'-- b child. "ifhered, tore the car to pieces ana ouined it and started to pull down the wires. A second car started over the line, but it shared a similar fate. For fomo time a drought has been nf dieting that benighted land, in my of the natives believin' that those devil trolley wires had cut off the inti nonce of heaven. lliti Time nf Her Death. gentleman took a house in Ircl.miil for six moiitlis, and was aeronijmnii-ihither bv liis wife and ilaughU-rssays tin The house w:,.j furnished, ty of hedi'ii.itus. Tliero-fi.i- i. and h:i-it was decided lint In me a certain. long r.iiim, with cuphcu: ds aim:;' .1 ami m r ide (w hicli had .ill hern with tape), in v. liicii 1hilis rested hclnii) In;' In the owin ls .if ho h:'m:v A l , lh-uli- pl-n- l:!i-;;- In.-I.- i 1 t- !f - pi nut fbt-.vvr'- no l in Jily (Ircitly , ms-- in: l!-- ii; v:'. sidy lin. sli" tpriinsr up mu!, . irt!'i:i!. wa.t f.iiiii rlir.i i .iiii:i c cl "i ti r:. il l 1 fpiit-ir;- f At la t Z'i! iio. ilr;;vv Pimily I 1 i frip-hieiied- at tin t!i. )lj!iinlp. Ki'.inc y.ir,:'.; he l. nrtlinii: by li up. flic l !.( !! the old rcsi.lii ;r v.:i.a fv.-- n'c-iisi'- f lli- - nfU-- r I.iioltly vv;n :1 i i rr, t!if vvliieh i lis.vi i::::i:it.-ri.riri! was Tirro.l to. TIi.? larly vei-tr:lil lnr i i!l:::;-!in e. Tin v'.iy, yoiir visitor fi i'i!iel very ino-for c.coiratc :kiil lil . li ft, ruck aril of li.e ,i sli. "ili:.l .. '1 s, list lniir.i they went, v. pi ;i t ! left tlieir t.i ii iilt ::t, (Icncv.-i- . Oik of tin ni. you exactly to the I avc rlvi-u- , (Uel nt the time you saw ..... her appear. l;;ily. 1clOlig.ll "i'or," tO tVVIl s' iM kill'i! -- iliise-riptio- , Bacteriologists claim that refrigerators are regular hot beds f,,r lreeding microbes. Tho minutest organisms thrive in melted ice. Then they say cellars nml clo?cts are regular garden spots for tlm One anflmrity Rates common house broom is lnlli tlm habitation and breeding place for whole colonies of bacteria, and Imc-terii- iiu-iil.'n- t i,:--.- GEO. K. GAVE, 2301 OUR T.-o-pi Washington. Job shock, (And darn up the rent.) Margaret Prescott, In Good Housekeeping. . i J ' : Educate Vour Bowels With Casrarcts. Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever If U. C. C. fall, druggists refund money. 10c, 35c. hCQXOXlftv TWENTY-THIR- thi! place fur (iiioil Meals Clean Brils, Hens i ant cents st Druggists or by mail ; samples 10c. by mail. New York Citjs. KLY BKOTUBBB, 60 Warren t. KveryhcMiy Euys So. Casual-el- s d. Bales Li i t rrr it ELYS CREAM BALM la a positive cure. Apply into the nostrils. It la quickly absorbed. GO o work done. If you give us a trial order we be- Triatinonl and lieve we will get your work in the future, as f'anilv Catliarl.V. the most wo, ii'al iliniu rv of ibe rcliv-iiu- !, pa as i tr ihii la-i- c, ant, am ; nily ami iHisiliwly on livivend butvris, rrM , cJoa!isiii tho eniin cum hondnche, fever, habitual ii.!ifdit-nl:,(i 1 Icrful tin and hi.ioiiTiiss. Cfd. II. (1. today; Ii. :.., izuarantccd to oil": liv PIi-;:- a-- Li!. f- C 1 n-- jm-- sn trv eif e; hor ttuidGiiil we guarantee satisfac tion. Pursuit of the flEST for the LEAST MONEY Times Office Job Dept scrofula, ily'iKp.'ia nml vlieinualim. OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE. THEY CAN GET IT AT. I. L. Clark and Sons ovory and cl ay, except Sunday Clarks weekly holidays during July and August will he Wednesday afternoons. Please get your wants before holidays. noon, and oblige 50 YEARS' EXPERIENCE UflOIVQ ClIRrS r An atlvprlisompjit in a like tint Tiims finds nrctjs lo tlie homes of tin It iif.vt'-p.ipc- i- YOURS TRULY, Traoe Marks Designs Ac. Copyrights ketrb and dmeiintlim may i. NEWS comes from those GOOD take Hood's Sarsaparilla for lN.iuirlfciorcc tliaL printing of all kinds. Get our prices before you order any first-clas- s St. D to n good type and turn out Lincoln Hotel. IlccAA No-T- We have good presses, good men, a large selection of 330 Dflirt Tobacco Spit sail Smoke Toi:r Life Assy. To quit tobacco easily and forever, I c mag rull of lire, nerve and vigor, tal:e nrtic, H.U-- , the wonder. woi ker. Hint makes w:ik im-Ktrong. All drugglRts, Mta or fl. Fore guoron-lorBooklet an-.- l sample fr e. AdilrenK Sterling Kcmody Vn . Chicago or New Yi.iIl Department. Be-oont- ly tion.- CASE OF TELEPATHY. The Old Jdiily AUMred In n Vision nt keeps. Money talks occasionally, lmt. there are t imes when it is deaf anil dumb. The .1 ester. Itiit .tlienit. A eo captain ami a lawyer lived next eiieh other. One very windy hor night the lawyer ivav rending n. booh in his study when a terrific crash t s si art led him. 1pmi investigation l.e found that n chimney h:.d bulled through liis rimf, lining eon dilr-r.ld- e daiixige. lie discovered it was tin rco captain's chimney, linsleiiiir down to his library, he pulled nut-Idlaw lvo.d.r and hunted up similar ease, devisirig and scheming lievv he could reeiire sal isfaet ion from the detesl.'ihl captain. While thus engaged, a rived from hit enemy that read :m follows: "Sir: If you don't return thoselirieks at once. I will put. the matter itt tin h:ind- of the law." Ran Francisco Argonaut. A Providence ham has put an old fable to a destructive test by Idling a pet fox have the run t.t a vineyard with grapes within his reach. The fox j neither cares for ripe grape noriour1 but will eat chicken every time. Congress On the Tho Tribune says: shores of the islands of Mull and lonn, on the Scotland west coast, just above high water mark, thousands of little apple trees, some already five inches high, have been found growing. The seedlings have grown from the apples cast ashore from tho Dominion line steamer Labrador, wrecked last fall. The ship went down, the apples were lost, hill the soul of the apples was not killed in the wreck, hut continue 1 to expand in another world from where they grew. I:iilh is sometimes taught by little A 1 Drug Co., Co-o- p She and the puppy are having a fight. Dear mo, how vexatious! lies turn her boat frock, 'Twill take me a week to get over that at The of civilization. - 1ic-oi- ih maoipss. (?xEever Peace Crescent High Patent Flour is made on the modern Electrical Process from the choicest of wheat. Baking is a pleasure when Crescent Flour is used. Manufac- things. not tured by Peery Bros. electric car - - - FAMILY 'd This tho way for similar congresses in tho future, when more specific work may he accomplished by deUniversal peace seems to grees. he rather too strong medicine fur the nations nt their present stage Tell Your Groeer to Send You Crescent. I.-isi-. ialty of - pluk-tlnU- H Hague lias ended. Tho disarmaAbout all ment theory failed. o. t rniT.Q Manager. I'ln.lillulitM. Advice is one of the unplf;iint7i:ill-e- r vices that the truly good forget, to condemn. piTsivt in error of tor you're found .iiit; and dnnt lie fminil out. if you can avoid it. Ivy persist ing in it. this, mi voiir lint: The easiest immortal is to lie the wily first to s:v what is Tin aveiage man fivls compliment. d vi, iii you hyn lutd In a fir!, of :t way. In taking the eltanees. fir--- look out Iti.-inot nguimit you. they A Kiriiining calculator tin weather prophet. A man is known by tlie umbrella lie tlp-tiltf- TRY cloanso the sys- Wo make a spec- A saucy, brown head, with fine, tossing curls, Toutlnr llpa that aliut over pyuria, homo. IditiKhinff Itluo eyci, ami a toos, Fat dim JiIinI flntim, and There's a "proof of my liahy ; for you must know The photos not finished 'Tis not yet for show Shes only two years, and not yet developed," In short, white dresses she still is envel- rl woman & child should take a blood purifier to tem and bring good health. PORTRAIT. yard. They are reliable. r ' oped. Anything Call at S. A. Blair & Co., 2841 Wash. Ave.; let them quote you prices; you will go no further. rs This is tho season of tho year when every raa n write, A SUGGESTION -- Spring, will find have given to the world one of its Eat lemons and oranges regardless of rind. grtaliTl boons. There, now! What next? Asl sit here and groceries nml get t he best value for your money? . 1 ju-ril- 5 ns to whore you eim lmy your -- f She's a rollleksome, frolicsome, mlsnhlev-on- s s; tf. Tuburculosis is to cattle what Oft Riving hrr mamma a terrible fright: First, spilling the Irk, upsetting the Jam. the squeak In her toy woolconsumption is to man. Special- Thenlyfinding lamb. ists arc now hard at work, in vari- Now tearing the leaf from a valuable bonk: a statue from its placo In ous parts of the world trying to Againa knocking nook; Then smashing a vase of fine Dresden, produce a serum to combat the rare, And scratching the crystal and oxidized man who ware. consumption germ. Tho be And net then In the kitchen, annoying the will first discovers it only maid; made independent for life, but will Fntcrlug the pantry to there make a raid. She'll climb a chair and the sweetmeats IN DOUBT I d. er health-bringe- r, i JNO. WATSON, Mffr sn't it is because she lacks adapta- Mr. Hardtack Learned inen scout at the present jinpular scare over the "kissing bug. They say it s nothing but Try a pair and you will have no Ererr Woman Carries Her Happiness with Her, If She Knows How who cannot adapt bility. The woman herself to her mn roundings is to las pitied. Perhaps you think thatis the the woman that lacks adaptability is the she ufraid I'm but exception, rule. The woman who marries an army officer ought to know that there is in her life. going to be a great change She goer out to Fort X in Arizona, and when she is inducted to the log hut that is to be her home for a year at least, and perhaps for three, her boots. heart goes down into her little There are other women then-- , and they usstire her that she will soon get uki-ito it, but she refuses to lielieve in the possibility, and within three months is planning to take n trip home to mother. Of course, he lets her go. but don't you supjwse he feels a trifle disappointed in his wife? Then there is the naval officer's wife. Doesn't she know that naval officers liuve to travel away nt 24 hours' notice? He must have told her that, and yet when the order comes to go she tries to delay him, and thus makes the partOr suppose she ing ten times harder.China station, nml follows him to the or Yokohas to put tip at IIong-Kon- g hama, where the manner of living is so different from this country. There are come, women who find it rare fun nml drop right into oriental wa3s. because but the majority they are adaptable, puss their time in groaning, and, when hubby comes ashore, take up all his that he could In shore leave wishing sJUunuMiywiiwii Of course, he wishes so, too, but he is under orders, and it would make it much easier if she was as contented as he tries to be. Let me tell you n little story of a frontier town. It was situated on the northwestern frontier 25 years ago, and, although now of considerable importance, then numlicrcd 300 souls, all told. It was the termiiis of a railroad. which brought in one train every second day, but which did not run any trains between October 1 and April snow1 because of the tremendous drifts. There was just 40 women in this town, all married, and about six had children. With the exception of four all these women ramp from the east. which in frontier vocabulary means St. Paul nml any tiling cast of that point. Their liuslmndt had euine out west to grow up with the country, and after a year's experience had felt justified in going east to claim the fulfillment of a previous engagement. The brides were brought to this town in the spring and had passed through Tlieii the summer very cheerfully. rame the first frosts of September, nml ns the lime drew near for the departure of the lust train their brows gn-- dark. They looked forward with terror to six months exclusion from the world they had left. I ilo not know wliat they said but know wliut they did. There wire four women in town win-habeen movers." as they rail ilio-- t restless people who are always in the advance of civilization, and of rourxr they stayed, and there were two otliei married woman who decided that il their husbands could stand the climate and the solitude so could they, hut every other woman took that last trair for the east. Now, don't von think all these women might have adapted themselves to their surroundings if they luui tried ? Think of the wife of a missionary lie must go to tin farthest points oi the globe, uiul she must go. too. OI emirse she knows in n general way that she in usi t nce.unter hardships and privations. lint you know you rui.t form any hut the faintest iden of a plaer from a written description, just as in Minnuer you cant really sl.ivt r over ; So wlirn shi story of nrctic actually is installed in a hut with an earth tinor. with surroundings lit lie more titan tairliaric, you can't blame heart feels sick. Ant how her if wretched site is going to lie if she cannot Main that heart to cruse i!s repining! It is nonsense to thii.k thaf any civilized woman can ever enttu; ti prefer a hut to a house, or the pres-cue of savages to the society of America. but she can make h( rsi If a philosopher and extract fun, instruction ami even n modicum of comfort either :;f the equator or the pole. If you will sit down and figure it out you will find that of all the tilings ir your house there are nine out of ter that you could do without if you had to do so. The talent of adaptability p simply doing without these superfine tier, nml not missing them nt h as t md enough 1o fret alsmt it. It is a very pleasant fate to not have to do v. ilhout anything you want, lmt. win n the . d; A PEN other. i Tetts no staxeter slery to JiamuiUy than the announcement thsi the ht'aHh-givend Ifood s Sarsaparilla, tells of the birth of an era of good health. R ts the one reliable specific for the cure of all blood, stomach and liver troubles. Heres success to you, Bro. Crockett; tury. you issue a right lively paper. OUR SPECIAL CREEDMORE. HOW TO BE HAPPY ANYWHERE wlu-iiyoi- Western Birth a TIIE MENS Once worn al frays worn. lii-- of gi-i- ng THE IRON KING. faction guaranteed. t good-nature- THE BOYS WE CALL Ph-ni- Elevator to die ''Asked If Qaeon Victoria Were Black. Itcachcd Kaxnbukli's at 9:15. Kain "WEBER COUNTY TIMES. buidi is a vry affable man, lean anfi likes the whites, old, but The ofliicil paper of the Democratic he says. Joseph Thomson ve him a was and letter the a l.ritisli flagWeber letter; of County. party taken away from one. of lilr men by an in exAral), and the Araliie letter Application made to enter at Ogden change, which I shall endeavor to obtain. The ffn? was ffonting over lii: post office ns second class matter. villafre. near by. anil was destroyed by the Anfroni. Shall make him onolln i flag. He asked mo if Queen Vietori: Mansfield L. Snow, Publisher. was blaek. Have met here an Arr.i trader, Huana Snlimanl, vvlio is pu.i .? to tJio I.unpnla. Roe ms n decent nkl SATURDAY, JULY 29, 1899. eliap, but I suspect be is a eunuinr rogue, like the rest of them. He is to the Luapula; pd am I. He kr.ov. r Editor II. W. Crockett has beI do not. He pri.r.i!.i..: that come Bole owner of the Eastern to givecountry; me men os far ns Knfcmbir.--Cilavc'Journey to tho Livingstone Utah Advocate, published at Prfce. Tree, by the late K. J. Clave, in Cen- Lumbermen, llanclnnen, Sheepmen, Farmers, ami the, ever restless school boy. They are made of Heavy (train Leather, Double Sewed ami Riveted to lace and buckle and are without exception the very best in the market. We have known them to wear seven months every day. EVERY PAIR WARRANTED. We pay the highest market price for Whent. s i t your wheat at I the Iti venial or & 0 SR Two niontlls Wo manufacture a line of HEAVY SHOES for men ami boys suitable for FARMERS! Millin .75 article. If . we mistake not, another wise man on raicrobology recently said that a drop of water dangling at the" point of a pit might contain 75,000 of thos death dealing microbes. Theyn little, but O my I A Gentle Wind Addrcrs all communications every-da- Olten mlvnce)..lI.1!' Four Months in Mill EVERY SATURDAY. 44 I. L, CLARK & SONS Anyone .ending awerl.tn imr opinion free whether an Invention I. probably patentable. Commnnlca. conlldentf.l. Handbook on I tent 1 t!oirlHly centime, (fldit aaeney forklunn patent. receive taken through centring h Co. Patent, tp refill notice, without charge. In tho qnU-kl- . Scientific American. A handsomely I II not rated weekly. Larmrt rin. culallon nf any Detention Journal. Term., $3 a year : foor neintha, 9L Bold by alt newodeakno. HUNK & linweb fork Co.,B"New lx r 8t OUtcth 91k WaaklBgiuti, not thrown info the waste paptr Imsket or tho lire ns snn as its character is known, as a majority of hnmlltills and adverti-in;.- ; pamphlets are. It is lint ij;nifd, or regarded with eitlier aversion or contempt, as posters generally are. It ctimcs to readers with the authority behind it of the journal in which it a pi ears. |
