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Show ( THE JUDGE THE AND DOCTOR Man of Medicine, After Jurlet'a planation, Concluded to Let Hia Grievance Paco. Ex- him. Look here," aaid the now Irate judge, "you are waatlng the time of the court, the attorneya, the witnesses and everybody elae here, and delaying the trial of the case. Now, If you don't confine yourself to plain answers hereafter 1 shall aend you to jail for contempt of court!" That had Its effect, and the testi- mony of the witness was concluded in a reasonable time after that. The next day the judge and the phyalclan met upon the street. They are acquaintance a, aud stopped and shook bauds. Bay, Judge," lu'iulitd the would It be contempt of court, now that you ate no lunger on the bench, tu any that you ailed like a damned fool at the trial yesterday, and would you send me tu jail?" Oh, no," replied hia honor, easily. I'd go to Jail; )uu'd gu to the hospital." The physician didnt any whai La had intended tu say. it. CHERISHED VIOLIN A WRECK Sad and Ignominious Fats Met With by Musician's Highly Prized Instrument. h: 4 U i kH Pullman Portsr Had Gscd and Sufficient Reaeuns far His Pruf-fsis- bervlsss. an-ewe- If. OF HEART d The physician wu a witness to a damage case, and his answere to questions bad been marked by more length than lucidity. The lawyer who waa examining him aeveral tlmea cautioned him to coniine hia replies t a subjects Involved In the queatlona, but thla warning had little effect. Finally the judge loat patience and told him to make an effort to aborten hia and to quit talking when he gut through. Thla had aome effect temporarily, hut a few minutea later the phyalclan began a long and rambling anawer which had only a vague and remote bearing upon what had been asked if NOT ALL GOODNESS After firing presented, bearing an Inscription In letters of gold, tu Us owner on Lis w liming the first prize at the Conservatuire at the outset of bla career and having been played on by him day by day as he ruse to a position of aome eminence In bis profession, a violin umt with a aad and Ignominious fate. The performer left the violin at the house of one of hid pupils, whose mother gave a musical reception that evening. It Was taken out of Its case during the party, admired by connoisseurs and even Then it played upon by amateurs. wee forgotten and laid down upon a chair without being put back into its ' case. Unfortunately a stout end shortsighted guest did not aee it an eat upon the violin. The lady of the house. In despair, consulted the beet authorities, but the most expert violin doctors failed to restore It to anything like a normal state of health.' The Instrument was crushed beyond healing and can never recover. The owner sued the lady and has obtained from the courts f 100 damages and an older that the mortal remains of his violin be handed over to him. For, although tbs instrument la dead, what as the la left of It "nevertheless," tribunal feelingly observed, const! tutea for the plaintiff a precious me Parle mento of hia first aucceeiee. London Telegraph. What nuiubah, lady?" asked the pleasant looking porter of the woman who entered hia Pullman an hour prior to train time. "Upper 16," answered the mild passenger. "Upper 16!" The porters exclamation was almost a shriek, and hia yellow fare screwed Itself Into w rip kies of concern. I know lt'a hard," sighed the woman, aa, with a softening of her heart, she felt that thla menial waa expressing for her the Indignation she would have liked to volcu herself. 1 dont blleve this all sold out like that!" he scolded. "You just have a seat theah, lady, while I goes into the office; I kin suah git you something Lettah!" The world wsi not so bad after all There was a goodness In human nature which exceeded her most optimistic di ams. tor here waa this man. belonging io a department of servK e not noted lor Us eagerness to coddle pationa, taking such a kindly Intbleat lu her CuUltmt. The putter tetuined, with a lag In his step and a discouraged shake of his head. "Best we kin do. lady; 'got an awful crowd cornin' on heah to night!" "Well, It's too Lad; Lut thank you. Just the same, tor yuur trouble, brained the rnj.lent ot this unusual attention. "Yaafc'iu, suah Its tou bad! muttered the porter, as he started tor the linen cupboard. "I was goln' to Sleep in uppnb 16 ti:aLselt!''--Pbcra-ah- 'a k. TWO IDEAS ABGUT BUSINESS Ors Without Imagination, and the Other with It and the Differ nee Therein, It must be remembered always tbat It is not the price of an article which Is luipoitant, but the reeeon for the price. The bankrupt stock, the fire sale, (he manufacturer's remnants, the annual clearance, the remuval sale, the dissolution sale what are these, and many more, but arguments for the price? And note thie one point tbat without the argument the. price is powerless. Reduce your overcoats from $100 to $60. and liberal discount attracts little attention. Why? Because there Is no reasonable explanation for the reduc lion. Why should you present overcoats to the public? But announce that, owing to an expiration of your leaae, and the Imperative command that you vacate your preeent store within two weeks, you will reduce the d overcoats from price of your $100 to $80, and you may sell easily all you have to offer. Instinctively, the public sees the whole picture the proprietors anxiety, the Inevitable removal, the lessening days, the ilnal sacrifice, and the store full of eager buyers quick to eelxe such an opportunity. Thla la only half the reduction previously considered; but one la busi-newithout Imagination, and the other Is business with It. Atlantic Monthly. fur-line- d fur-line- CLEVER WORK OF DETECTIVES Parisian Psace Guardians Employ Ef- fective Diegulae In Effort to ' Make Arrest. Two ragged-lookinstreet singer appeared In front of a cafe lu one of the popular quarters of Parle. One or them sang a pathetic street ballad, and the other accompanied hitu ou the gutter. Coppers fell here aud there from the windows, aud.' some midlnettes listened with pleasure to the music. Suddenly the ringer broke off hie song, the accompanist dropped his guitar, and both adzed by the collar a man who waa coming out of the cafe, snatched au envelope with ?u0 francs and a lot of slips of paper out of his hand, and told hint that he was their prisoner. The two musicians were simply two clever detectives sent by M. Hatuard to secure the arrest of a clandestine bookmaker, who was tsklug bets on the races, an occupation forbidden by the law. The bookmaker struggled hard to get loose (rout their grip, aud he, lu turn, threatened to have the men arrested as highway robbers. The amusing tiling is that a policeman wbo bad observed the scene rushed to bis assistthe detectives ance, and although showed their papers, he bad his doubts, and marched them off to the police station, together with their prisoner. Here things were at last cleared up, and the detectives were complimented for their clever strut g KEEPING the quality of your goods a secret is vthat you accom- plish when you don't advertise them. You know theyie best; so do a few But the others I general public- - art they informed? Tell them! Dont keep it a dark secret ip m xW- - dgeUl. If you have any thin;- - tu sell, hr- Let the light fchine through the columns of this paper. UberrisM. tsw, tj w. x. ) it I BOUND TO GET THAT BARGAIN with Elswick. New train hi California via Balt Lake Route haves Balt Lake lily daily at 9 o'clock a. in. You can net the Woman's World, FRATERNAL SOCIETIES. "Youre too late, said the man, The Beaver BEAVER COUNTY DIRECTORY County News one year woman I. O. O. F. Milford Lodge No. 42, I. "they 're closing up." The District Judge Joshua Greenwood lucked at the door of the store where and a set of knives for (2 cash. t). t). K. meets in Odd Fellow hall 11. Hvan District Attorney-- K. a boy was drawing dowu a curtain. Kodak Finishing Films devalojied t.'lerk of Uoi rt- - Dennis White every Baturday evening at eight "lt'a not six o'clock, she said de- and nclwck. Sojourning brothers cormade. Yon press the butprints County Tress 11. A. White Jr. terminedly; they can't close till six ton aud have Elswick do the rest. invited. dially o'clock. Wait here for me." Sht tried County Recorder Flizsheth Neilson J. A. t'on.MH. N. G. the dour aud found It opened to her W. Robinson Sheriff J. We want you to try MnnZan in m W. I,. Klmwick. Secy. hand. Files. This excellent remedy is Assessor J. H. Murdock of The woman went In and found a Fnrampmeiit-Saunde- ra EncampAttorney- - Win. F. Knox scene of confusion. Shopiiers were being used by a great many panment No. 9, 1. O. O. F. meets the tile with satisfactory results. Bold by Supt. of ScIhHils R. If. Hart on being skillfully hustled toward the Milford eiHiiul aud fourth Monday evenCommissioners Henry Hall, Miners-vtllPharmacy. door with due respect to their feelKamtiel W of eaeli month in Odd Fellow J. Heaver, Hooten, ings Beaver hy Auto. You cau now buy ings, and down every aisle people Milford. Hums, hall st N o'clock. Visiting Patrion round were covering the counters with protrip tickets from any point Juvenile Officer- - J. 11. Harion archs welcome. Balt the Lake covers. Route Beaver to by tecting Fred E. Willard. C. P. MILFORD TONI OFFICIALS Young women with mouthfuls of automobile front Milford. Ask nearE. ( Scribe. Baxtkk, continued scowled est al her full and hatpins The Board of Trustees meets every agent for particular. to put on their hate. Men In ehlri R. D. 8 of Mispah Reliekah Lodge No. Round trip rates to California $5u, Thursday evening a oclock sleeves who were carefully protecting President Wm. Armstrong 19, l.O. O. F. meets in Odd Fellow the stock looked at her and said good returning for aix months three Trustees Chesley Burton, K. F. hall. Visiting Reliekahs welcome. thing to each other. daily trains. If interested write at Minch, W. Kb Tanner. Lrny A. McCakrell, N. O. J. Smith, A procession of employes passed or once to K. C. Kerr, D. P. A., Halt Clerk R. II. Pitchforlh Ada Baxter, Secy. Its way to outer air and freedom am Lake City, for any Information about clouds of dust arose. F. O. E. Utah Aerie No. 1295. Fraresorts and hotels. Ask for booklet. Marshal J. II. Hedges Outside the man stood on one leg Engineer J. A. Ingols ternal Order of Eagles meets in Odd and watched the curtained door. He Sunday services at First Church of Justice of the Peace Bert Nichole Fellow hall every Wednesday evenTried to give himself the air of one Chrial Scientist of Milford are held as Hoard of Health F. J. Burton, health ing at 8 oclock. Visiting Eagles waiting for a car, and hoped nobody follows: Sunday school at 9:45 A. M. officer, J. C. Bowman and II. U. always welcome. would mistake him tor a Johnnie Pitchforth service at 11 oclock, even C. Kino, W. P. morulng II. waiting at the door for the la Orin PuiLMra, Sec. Ing services at 8 oclock. Wednesday School Board Joseph Hickman, W. dies to get through work. Wm. at J. Burns, experience evening meeting Armstrong F. and A. M. Alltert Pike Lodge No. The stragglers grew fewer and few oclock. r. The door opened less frequently 14, F. and A. M. meets in Odd FelTHE MILFORD CHURCHES. to let them out. And at last through low hall tlie stHHinl and fourth TuesFur rheumatic pains and twinges, First Church of Christ Scientist Regthe door came the woman in triumph day evening of each month at 8 pains in the neck of the bladder and ular services held She had a package In her hand and in the every Sunday at oclock. Sojourning brothers welthe take Joints, etc., Pineulee, 11 a. n. and 8 p. m. Experience did not eeem to observe that the man come. new are user These J. B. iNuotjt, W. M. remedy. being who let her out muttered and meeting Wednesday evening at Gko. a by jieople many great Jefferson, everywhere Sec'y. lammed the door after her, securely oclock. Sunday School every Pineulee can be deluded upon they locking It. 9:45 a. m. M. Catherine Q, E. H. Ruth Chanter No. 6 Order at Sunday I've got it," she said triumphantly are an excellent preparation for the Smithson, First Reader. All services of Eastern Star meets the first and "You see Just hsd to. The sale waa kidney troubles. They act promptly. are held In the Christian Science third Tuesday evening of each Sold by Milford Pharmacy. and all their only for Reading Room at corner of First mouth hi Odd Fellow hall at 8 ribbon was reduced to 89 cents." avenue and McKeon street. All are oclock. invited. Visiting Stars welcome. cordially Notice of liitsMint M. DkWulfk, W. M. Myra Methodist Episcojwl Church Sunday Morning Star Mining Company, Florence P. 1k(iolm, Secy. School at 10 a. m. Preaching serof husinesa New house, place MISS VANITY VERY, VERY OLD rrinclpal of mine, Newhouse, vice every Sunday morning at 11 ROYAL HIGHLANDERS-Polmo- nt Heaver county, Utah. and in the evening at 7:30 Castle No. 618, Royal Highlanders, oclock, Feminine Natuie Proved to Have Un Notice la hereby given that at a meets in Odd Fellow hall the 1st Junior leagne every oclock. on of held the directors the meeting dsrgone Little Change Through3rd 3 oclock afternoon at 27t.li Monday evening of each month. of Wednesday December, 1HU9, an day out the Centuries. of rent per share was Prayer Meeting every Wednesday Visiting members welcome. The Egyptian belle of 1,000 B. C levied on the capital stock of the evening at 7 ;30 oclock. Ciikhley Barton, I. P. meets Thursday afternoons wee no leas extravagant In the mat corporation, payable on or before society LrriLK Stoddard, Sec. 1st, 1910, to the at 2 o'clock. Chapel at corner of ter of toilet requisites than the Tuesday, February his Nt office wliotise. ut at B. R. C. A. Meets in Odd Fellow secretary, Main afreet and Second avenue. beauty of today. She required among hall the first and third Monday School IiUtter Salute other things a long atone palette Day assess Sunday which the Any stock 'upon 1st with a liulluw In the center, In which ment may remain unpaid on the evening of each month at 8 oclock. every Sunday at 2 p. m. Mutual to mix her green eye paint. This day of February, 1910, will be delinasaociationn Visiting brothers cordially invited. meet Improvement palette also held a small, delicate sea quent and advertised for sale at every Sunday evening at 8 oclock Fire Department The Milford Volunauction, and unless payment hell, whetein she mixed the paiut public meets every ThursRelief la made before, will be sold on Wed teer aoclety Fire Department meets 2nd with the necessary grease for stlfteu 2 p. in. All services are March eve. each month at opera at 1910, at 2 oclock 2nd, neailay, day Thursday ing her eyelashes; Ivory hairpins p. m. at the companys office, to pay L. D. in S. 8 house held the hnuseat oclock. Regular practice Meeting which rivaled In length the hatpin of the delinquent asseaament thereon, The public is invited to attend all Monday evenings at 7 oclock. the present day and quaint Ivory together with the cost of advertising R. II. PlTCltFOKTit, Pres. services. combs. All these articles were shown and expense of the sale. Dr. G. H. Fennemore, Secretary at an exhibition In London of the Newhouse, Utah trophies recently dug up by theol!l 1910 First Dstsrinlnsd Woman ghoppsr Would Net Let Littla Thing Like Closing Time Inttrfere. e, . H 60-iet- cere of the Egypt Exploration Fund There wee also a email red clay cast of a face, with the green paint bringing the eyee Into extraordinary prominence. The housewife of 7,000 years ago tad household goods similar to thoss of the housewife of She had copper pans and strainers, stone blades, wooden bowls and copper mirrors and to decorate her home she acquired alabaster vasea and painted pottery vazee. to-da- Von Bualow as a Toy. Among the thousands of Ingenious toys with which the German market le flooded at Christmas time there ie one hardy annual, the Stehaufaenncben, or tumbler, a little figure with leaden base, which, stand it how you will, invariably regains Its original position. A year or so ago a toy merchant, who must have possessed a keen political flair, conceived the genial idea of imparting to the little tumbler the lineaments of Prince Buelow. The toy sold by the hundred thousand end the lu ventor must have made bte fortune. Public opinion immediately caught the subtle allusion to the chancellors astounding success In bobbing up serenely out of the tightest rornere, end the sobriquet of Mtehaufuiaeniicbea tuck. pub. January 7, Last pub. January 29. lotiu 1910 For a sociable game of pool or of Forfeiture Milford, Utah, Dec. 1, 1909, To Joseph Bunce, heirs or assigns: You are hereby notified that we have expended $600.00 In labor and improvements, upon the Tramp group of claims in Star district, the Tramp No. J , Tramp No. 2, Tramp No. 3, Tramp No. 4, Tramp No. 6 and Tramp No. 6 mining claims, the work consisting of sinking as appeared by the certificate filed with die county recorder for assessment for the year 1909, in order to hold said premises uuderthe provisions of section 2321 Revised Statutes of the United Stales, this being the amount required to hold the same for the year ending 1910, and if within ninety daya from the service of this notice, or within ninety days after the notice by publication you fail or refuse to contribute your proportion of such expenditures as a vonr interest In the said claims will become the property of the subscribers hereto, under said section 2324. David A. Gibson, John II. Luke, James A. Gibson. First pub Dec. 3, 1909. Last pub Feb. 25, 1910. to-wi- biljiards drop in at t: THE OXFORD Large and commodious accommodations (or the convenience of tourists and traveling men. All the latest magazines and papers are in our reading room. er U i 1 : : see EARLE C HUNTER, M. D. PHYSICIAN IHD SURGEOH THE PAINTER i Office Send Them Moneygrams $$$$$$$ in this paper for any business whatever is a money gram to the buying public from you. They appreciate your belief in their, financial An ad. A money gram never was marked ''collect. " The currency pouts into your cash box ot its own iree will. If your bargains sra advertised at Tanner House - - - Milford standing. They buy your goods. Veras Stirred Hie Memory. A young inr fled woman recent)) tank her little hoy with her to make call. As they were about to leave youngster faced one corner of .he luuin. stretched out both his aims, muttered something aud then shook hands with the hostess. Naturally she was unable to understand the child's strange behavior and asked hia mother the reason. -Oh. that's all right." she replied "George usee one hand just as well aa the other and be baa to face the not tii and say a little verse which I lauaht him before be cau distinguish the tight from the left. I hare told him not to shake bauds with his left, he has to do that fint." IImI ft GREENWOOD QEO. ATTORNEY-A- T cottfid:De. GET WISE; ADVERTISING TIME IS iwmium. TO-DA- Ijw, bf Y W. . t-- l House and Sign Painting LAW Licensed Abstracter end Notary Public FULL LINE OF PAPER ALWAYS Law Real Restate Investmenta Fire Insurance A HHTH ACTH OK TITI.K Qualified tinder rules of land department to certify abstracts lu jwtent proceedings. Bank Milford, Utah unices TotonBuilding, BWk B(iawrt Uuh WALL UP-TO-DA- ON HAND I J Bert nichols FALL and WINTER MILLINERY Notary Public All kinds of legal blanks, location notices, proofs of labor, etc., always on hand. Notary work promptly aud accurately attended to. ''big.'' your sale are big. People appreciate big. strong, fori etui trade announcements. Siijthads. inspire commercial FOR ALL KINDS OF Utah C. . Mclntire Contractor Milford Utah Every lady wants to feel that she is wearing the most and popular design hat that the fashion creators can produce. A visit to iny store will convince you that I carry the most complete linn of te .. Popular Shapes and Designs .. To lie obtaineJ in any city, I also have a flrsl cla w trimmer in tills dcjiariment who ean make your oltl lisle look as good as new. -- See cur splendid line of ginghams, calicoes, dress patterns, trimmings, notions, ladies1 and children's shoes Mrs. G. 0. Forgie ; x |