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Show lillMU aa I r IDIaols Urange No tee. ej Drop us a Hne if yvu cartt get Schilling's Best of your grocer, or if you don't like it and cant get your money back. MV KrtaAf B.ll.ua M. Xf you really believe that foollah iPrenoh epigram, The unexpected always happens why dont you back your opinion T It la eaay to set odda that It will not For Inathnue, In July are unexpected. Are you willing to waser there will be some thin year? anow-ptor- Important Notire t thn Traveling 1nblle. Effective February l.ltli the Rio Grande railway will, on appliCommercial Mileage endorse iu cation, Hooka good for puuage over the linen of the Denver A. Rio Grande railroud, Colorado Midland railroad, Rio Grande Southern railway, Florence A Cripple I Creek railway and Midland Terminal railway, thua giving holders of S. G. W. Mileage the privilege of taking the Colorado trip without requiring purchase of additional inileuge over the different roads in that state. Call on any agent of the U. G. W. for addiWi-btor- tional particulars. F. A. WADr.EIGH, General Passenger Agent. I tlnk dey eould Fix st Tramp make dem model lodgin houses putty sue if they tried. Not while dey InSeoond Tramp: sist! on sirin yer a bath." First Tramp Well, sposln dey wua to give yer ether or chloryform an then put yer In the bath? Foil a Victim. Baron "Did you hear about Bachel ler? Egbert "No; what now? "I hear he fell a victim to woman's charms. "You dont say so1 me wheel and hs Yes; he was turned round to see what the woman had on, when he fell." Yonkers Statesman. r!-..- e Tit Bits. Insolvent concern to a ship ou tho rocks." Why! Well, the ship Betties rapidly." Chicago Journal. CHEAPEST AND BEST. This Is the Verdict of Every House keeper Familiar with the Article. It is often said that the eheapest article ia not always the best, but occasionally this does not prove true, and the truth of this last assertion haabern fully demonstrated by liundreda of housekeepers in this section who have experimented with the Haltair Baking lowder, which ia manufactured by the Salt-ai- r Baking Powder company of this city. Not only should this Baking Powder receive the endorsement of the housekeepers of the West from the fact that it ia a Western product but also on account of its cheapness and superior qualities. The Oracle representative has been cred Itably informed by a housekeeper in this city who haa had years of experience in the use of baking powders, that the Saltair leads them alL She states that not only from a point of economy ia it superior, hut the results obtained from the use of thia article far surpassed her moat sanguine expectations and in the future she will use no other. From personal observation of the results of the use of thia article, we unhesitatingly state that the Saltair ia the beat Baking Powder ever placed upon the market, as one trial will easily prove. Salt Lake Oracle. What lie Waated. What can I show you, Shopkeeper: sir? d I want Professor: let me see, what do I want? Dear ms! I cant for the life of me remember what it is. . . . Well, well. It doesn't matter; give me the nears thing you have to It Absent-minde- Arraeted Development. Mrs. Good sole "I can see, my poor man, that you never had the advantage of education or good home. Yon tarted early In life on the stony path a sad case of arrested development 1 should t'lnk it Lonely Straggles wus, mum. I wux in Jail before I wua 14 years old. Judge. TkwkUl Tkoiftt ly y, A womans first instinct when the house A Modem Fairy Tala. A party of vegetarians, while taking has been broken into by burglars is to try to convince lier husliand that the robbers n walk In the fields, ware attacked by took some of her canned fruit. New York a bullock, which chased them furiously Proas. out of hla pasture. Thats your gratitude. Is It, you "STAR TOBACCO. thankless beast? exclaimed one of th As you chew tobacco (or plrssurs use Star. Aftei It la not only lbs Lssi but the nuiai lasting , sad, party, panting with fright Uier-io- re, this Ill eat beef three times a day! Ibe chesLMl. "Thats a poor simile that comperes an meetings n year ahead. Manhattan Grange, Will county, and Onion Grange, McLean county, each report a gain of fifteen members. Cralnvllle Grange, Williamson county, la but lately organized, yet la awakening the farmers to the necessity of organizing, and Is gaining membera. Friendship Grange, DeKalb county, will not let tbe buffet of bard times run It out, but will work on with courage and perseverance. Mrs. L. G. Chapman and 0. E. Pratt bave been addressing farmers' meeting! in that county. Perry Grange, Pike county, la planning for n good years worn; the three principal officers are J. W. Dor-eC. T. Browning and W. II. Bradbury. Orange Grange and Rome Orange, Peoria county, are each gaining many new members and planning work on practical lines in behalf of farm interests C. V. Coulter is out among the farmers of Crawford county talking on the topics of organization, and enrolling names for more new granges. C. I. McCollister reports successful efforts at buying and selling in some of the Greene county granges, every dollar saved counts nowadays Dunlap Grange has established a minor department of quips, quirks snd quibbles, called the Chip Basket, not to make fun tbe main Issue, but for a peppery mix with the graver matters of the program. From the standpoint of the farmer It don't look quite square that he must needs trudge off to the post office for hla mall or do without, while Uncle Sam pays out millions of money to carry every mans mall to hia own door in the city. And now congress proposes to offset the coat of thia injustice by an Increased rate on the books the farmer must get through the mall or do without E. R. Simmons, aecretudfr of the Jersey County Grange dont Indorse a prevalent opinion that the farmers business Is to attend strictly to hla farming, pay hla taxes. Bay nothing and let tbe corporations manage the legislation, whereas It Is the farmers right to inquire If he is paying more than his share of the taxes; if the law makers and state officials are extravagant; if the state Institutions are conducted In an honest and economical manner, and If the legislators realize that there are other Interests than those of corporations needing attention. Hence he sees the necessity of farmers pushing Into the thick of politic Thos. Keedy, Sec. State Grange. Diinlap, III. March, 1897. emi-month- n A Rldott Grange, Stephenson county, has a printed program for all of Its Tho Farmer's Garden. "Oh, say, Mr. Stay-lat- e; Its snowing hard, so I thought Id give you this snow shovel, as ysu will need It by the time you go, to clear a vm Gentleman path to the gate." Howard, SIVik The readers of this paper will lie pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been side to cure in ail Its stages, ard that is catarrh. Ilal'.'e t'aierrh Cure le the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh eelns a constitutions! disease, retreatment. Hall's quires a constitutional Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting blood and mucous surthe directly upon faces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing Its work. The proprietors have so much faith in Its curative iiower that they offer One Hundred Dollars for uuy case that it fails to cure. Send far list of testimonials. Address. K. J. C1IKNEY A CO.. Toledo. O. Sold by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family fllle are the best. DR. G. W. SHORES, The Oldest Speelallet Is the Wmfc IOU Cheap and Filling. Willie (to barkeeper) Your Seedy refusal, sir, to trust me to s paltry drink of whisky fills me with astonishment snd Indignation. Barkeeper All right, sir; you can fill yourself up with astonishment snd Indignation, and It wont cost you a copper, but if you want to fill yourself with whisky, you will have to pay cash. DOLLAR NEED BE PAID UNTIL YOU DR. O. w. SHORES, always seeking to help suffering mankind, always trying to oonvlnce people that he gives value resolved for every dollar paid him. haa decided la give quackery, fraud aad Imposition ita death blow, and protect the suffering classes from tho despicable maihoda of quacks aiar eharlatane. Every sufferer from LOST MAN HOOD Weakness, Varioooela, HydrooekL SyphtUa Qonorrtwea. Btrietura small or shrunken organa, prematura old sure and all other privets diets sea whathsr oaiused by Ignoranea excess or ooua-gto- n, no matter how eovera you can consult DR. O. W. SHORES, tho obvet-ala- n who has given hie life to eurtsc ohronio disease, and be examined, advised, treated and eursd without paying Frospsrtly In 1HV7. ona dollar until the ours le offedetL With everv new year some hope of sne-vo- him doctor reserves tha right, however, is found : uml oven in the dullest years Tho to refuse Insurable ease If he eon's making euro you nny pmie jieople save money. After ho don't want your iosiy. know is to item verv a iiniwrtuiit Bush an offer waa never before made money, by ion's Savings Bank and n responsible phveician, aad Dr. G. W. jiow to keep it. in established Shores was able Is to 173, bacauee mako Trust Company It only and on Mureh i!5, 1W7. hud oienod liS13 hs positively ourso those diseases Don't wnoM another cent on auootionablo doe million a more with than accounts tarings and Slid a quarter to their credit. Women snd tors, but consult tho Old Doctor children are allowed to oiien accounts yuy-kbl- e beureABUSlNESS EACR1XDI,Y CONto their own order. St art an accu unt Dr. Q. W. SHORES. now. Any amount from One Dollar to Lock Box 1586, thousands received and S per cent interest -- is r per annum paid thereon. Interest four tunes a year and may lie drawn Write for then or added to the principal. any information desired to Nos. 1, k and 5 Main street. Salt Iaike City. Utah. Wilvoru Wooniirrr. Vrcsidert. Geoxoe M. Cannon. Cashier. Salt Leks City, Utah. m-pu-ted CURE YOURSELF! Big O for BDBBlunl enrhsrsM, lufleusisliuiia, Irrilaliuiu or uicoratiuus l's , uiacoBi saabrud. gvstor peieonoea. old by DroggisSo, sr SHit Is plsis wrapper, of Too Doll. OhEMIULCs, "A great many people sleep between these wells, said the guide showing the visitor through the ancient English church where the noble families FsisIrM, end not aitria-THeEm- .. by aipTHi. prepaid, for ) nr S bottles, .TA. Circular unit on request. were Interred. Plan the berry garden as carefully "Same way over In our country, re- Live Stock Commission. is you would any farm building. Start plied the visitor; "why dont you get a Aaother C eatery Baa. If you would keep- posted, and you save time In preparing better preacher? Judy. " (it was old Father right, "X think write for Information. die soil, in setting the plants. In cultiFOMTIVFLY riKKU. HABIT Time who thought he wse Prompt Replies. intros thinking) vation and in all the details of the no Wrillrn giieranlve glvm Quick Ha turns. Hour Trofltawat "that It will not bs long Indeed, I work. Make a complete drawing or enre tresnw. SnimUcs Send a. stamp for ilcBUOB Ulll pSpSC. Jfi . HmmIIhUS. X. V. know that It will not be long before I plan of the new garden and work to FRED A. SEARS, finish another century run. I was a diis plan in a regular systematic way. MoCornlvk SAX.X LAKE CITT. Block. A Tooohlag Plaint. icycler long before tbs bicycle was In- rake a piece of heavy paper or a dean, honle trouble your "My vented imooth board and draw ten straight or, said Mr. Tiff, who was applying Dr. McCrew esMS sad dleordfre. 10 lines, one inch apart and twenty-fir- e cipariesrc. Book free. gg. .nches long, these lines to represent for s divorce. Tbe New Paglllam. "Give particulars," answered tits rnf Bos 7M, OMAHA, KSB. IwICII Ufliy of .en seven rows feet plants apart. wa,tin words with tuT1? Ur? W. N. U., Salt Lake No. 15, 1807. inch Judge. nbo.it thin propound battltJ Now draw cross lines "She wont patch my pants." mm the champion makentire the of length plat, ipart Wkaa Answering Advertisements Kindly pugilist Be got his decree. Mention This Paper. Well, what do you propoee ing Just fifty cross lines. The interr doing naked hie backer. action of each cross line with the long obetituta.' Philadelphia lines represents the exact point where fndAmerican. plants should be set. This requires ana lust fifty plants to the row, the plants In row of Roaaoaa. and rows 175 Plenty itf feet apart the The Judge Have you anything to feet long. Set strawberry plants Just ay why the sentence ef the court ialf this distance each way, twenty-)n- e K0HCKE5TS Ud HKADSTOIKS ahould not be pronounced upon you? Inches apart in the row and rows Teddy OReilly Faith, yer honor, 01 IM feet apart. Make a selection of the IVaeei have nlven distinct raisons, lny wan rarietles you want, the number of each of which would convince variety and tha rows they are to oo f was only yer honor. nipy. M. A. Thayer. deep-ieste- d, n one-ha- lf Elias Morris Sons Company,- nf Dobeon Who had Marble and Granite, Mantles, Grates, etc- - d Meddled with Water. What became of that man Trimming Grape Vines. Any time-I-n winter when the days are mild, jnough to work out of doors will do to trim grape vines. Some of the twenty-seve- n medals for saving people from drowning? g Dockman He fell in one day when varieties, especially he had them all on, and the weigh) :he Rogers seedlings, require to be of 'em sunk him. pruned long. They are long between :he buds, and this shows that not snough wood was left tbe previous Largo Carrenoj. Sneak Thief Sam-P- lty twui erbout rear. Often the fruit on these varieties fails to set, the Jimmy. Hs wus making big money, excess of sap flooding the blossoms and and the perllce broke him all upt Footpad Sim Big money, was he? lestroylng them. When this happens A Co. Fateat :he vine grows all the stronger, fruit rilTfl wus his ley? Whet L II I V Lawyer. sad Solicitors, of 8neak Thief Sam Coining silver do- bearing partly keeps wood, growth in I ll I II Wachlagtea, D. C., bave check. After the fruit has well set, if ened a western Branch Offlre llars Oaieeni block. Second rioulh street. Sail there are too many buds left the Lake. They have bad an odluc la Washington Hard ia Fleaem weaker may be cut out, or, better still, for m yearn, and can refer to ellnnu In every "The weather Is vary trying State of the Union. Their motto Is. No Patent, lome of the bunches on each shoot 40 He Pay. A book f pages, full ef valuable everybody," said the physician. may be pinched off, leaving the wood information tor Invent rs. furnished frre. Also pensions and land eondi "Yes," replied Mr. Msekton. "X don't to produce as much leaf as It can, so lfc.low. see how ray wife Is going to bear up as to help the development and ripenWatehmakor. dowa or and Optician. iunder It When tbe sea doesn't eblne ing of the grape. Ex. it gives her tbs bless, end when It ALE2TTVYAlrr Reclaiming Old Farms. New Eng doaa she say its fading tbe carpet. free. examined Eyes land farms are all being taken up by thrifty farmers who find the best markets in the world for farm, dairy and poultry produota. Grain and hay and many other products are in constant ARE YOU AWARE that the 8 Crown Baking Powder la Absolutely Pure; that demand at 25 to 50 per cent higher very can la guaranteed equal to the beat or money cheerfully refunded? prices than western farmers get In all DO YOU KNOW that Professor Kingsbury, one of tbe fluent chemist in the Rocky the manufacturing towns and villages, Mountain country, haa carefully analysed the leading Baklug Powder and pronounces la well as the large cities. Variety o! the I Crown equal. If pot Uuperior to tho beet made? YOU AWAKE that Hewlett Brother have a large spice factory and grind products brings in the revenue conapices dally, thereby retaining their strength, purity and aroma: while sploro that have stantly. been shipped L?r thousands of miles lose their flavor and strength while in transit? Small Dairy Cows. The question of DO YOU KNOW that Hewlett Brothers I Grown ,Triple Flavorlng Extracts are delicious aud made direct from the fruit? large or small eowa in the dairy is beWe ask you to kindly give tkaae goods s fair sod honest trial, because you will get ing narrowed down into a small combetter value for your money than in buying eastern goods and wUl also have the sa lis- pass, snd there are but s few who still ted lou ( knowing that you are helping Western Industries to thrive and flourish In- claim that a cow for the dairy le vaL stead of those of Ins KaeL ' Tell your grocer that you waat Hewlett Brothers S Crown Baking Powder, Triple sable in proportion to her weight no EateacU, Pare Borne Ground Spices, and auuopt substitutes. itrong-growln- Salt Lake Cit, rampant- WRITE -growing Flta-M-ra- id op-llllI- U UEOi li. FOR PRICES AND SCOTT. FreeiilsnL JAN. G T.ENDINNINQ, and Trcsa. S. KUKFIELD, H. Secretary nt Geo. M. Scott & Co Cur-olloit- A REMINDER. DESIGNS. (INCORPORATED.) 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