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Show Mr. Grocer: there are thousands of people who want good tea (many dont drink tea now, because it hasbcen either costly or bad ) and here is Schilling's Best goo d tea at a fair price. Dont you want to sell lots of such tea, and money-bac- k it if your customers don't like THE JOKERS CORNER, WIT AND WISDOM, ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. Wood.n by Scepter A Apt Answer a District School Fnpll At (he llall The Smart Lawyer Knmlug the Baby. Afro-Americ- an E met In an April rain (Lu klly I bad an um rella ) of own waa it 1 San FnncUcn retire K $9-3- 4-- i8-j7- . Important Kotice to the Traveling l'ulilic. Effective February ISth tlu Kin Grande Western railway will, 011 application, endorse its Commercial Mileage Books good for passage over the lines of the Denver & Rio Grande railroad, Colorado Midland railroad, Rio Grande Southern railway, Florence A Cripple Creek railway and Midland Terminal railway, thus giving holders of R. U. W. Mileage the privilege of taking the Colorado trip without requiring purchase of additional mileage over the state. Cull on different roads in any agent of the R. G. IV. for addi- tht tional particulars. F. A. WADLEIGK, General Passenger Agent. Platt Runs Into Hanna,'1 announces taring headlines this morning. Not until now have these floods, thunderstorms aud general atmospherical riots been satisfactorily explained. Chicago News. How's This! We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of catarrh that cannot le cured tyr Hall's Catarrh Cure. V. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. a. the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorsbfe In all business transactions and financially able to carry ut any obligations mode bv their firm, west 'rruox. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Walding, Klnnan & Marvin. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O. Hall s Catarrh Cere Is taken Internally, directly upon the hi od and muacting cous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price Tic per bottle. Sold by all druegists. Halla Family Pllla are the beat. There aro two kinds of girls that can never see the use of having chaperons the innocent girl and the girl who isn't New York Press. STAB TOBACCO." As yon chew tobacco (or use Star. It la notonlv the heat tint the moet lasting, aud, Uters ore, the cheapest. 1 Teacher Tell me a few of the most important things existing today which did not exist a hundred years ago. Tommy Us. London Answers. CUKE YOURSELF I Th Ills d (T unnatural dischargM, talsninaiioBi, irrluiiuu or idctrulu.iis of ms eoaa wmbriuiM. PsIoIom. sod ant CaiaWSLCa sent or polioaoiu. ate Draggteta, ' or amt bp la plain wrapper, by oxpTM. prpll. (or ll .m. or I hot Um, (2.T.V Circular aant oa raqiMSt. Mtrm-IIUKEv- Use Hewlett Bros. PUREST AND MADE. bar Seeds e v as a fortunate Lucky I had an I'lnbrclla, Her love of a ln.rr.et mi For the annual conference, L. D S., and Womans conference. L. I), s, a' Salt Lake City, April 4ih 5h and 6h, Inclusive, the following rates are authorised from the places named to Silt Lake City and return via, the Rio Grande Western railway Ogden $150, Roy ft. in, Clearneld fi.io. Layton 75 cents, Kivuville 60 cents, Farmington 50 cent. Lake Shoie 40 cents, Wooda Cross 13 cents, Murray 95 cents, Germania 35 cent, Bing tain unction 85 cents, Bingham $1 qn, Riverton 70 cents, Lehl American Fork i 33, Geneva $1.5,1, Provo $190, Sprlngvllle $2.10. Spanish Fork $3 25, Benjamin $2.25. Parson $2 35, Santiq.iin Goshen $2.75, Eureka $3.25, Mammoth $3 25, Silver Ctiv $3.2t. Cas tills $260, Thi-tl- e f 2,71, Nvbo $3. $3. Mllburn $3, Falrvlew $3, Mt. Pleasant $3, Spring Cltv $3, Epnralm $3, Mantl$3, Sterling $3.25, GunnUon Richfield $3 35, Salkti $4, Sigurd $4 $4 70. Elsinore $5. Joseph $5 20, Belnap 5.50, Clear Creek $3.95. p. V. Junction $495, Scofield $5, Castle Gate $4, Helper $s, Price $5, SuunyMe $7, Green River $9 50,Tn,mpson $m, Cisco $10, Fruits $10, Grand Junction $10 Tickets will be sold on followlug da'et From Ogden, Bingham, Sprlngvllle, Sliver citr and Intermediate point, from April 3rd to tyh. Inclusive: ilcke'a limited to April 12U1, From all other points, April and to 5th inclusive; tickets limited to April 15'tu, thyj; except Grand Junction, Fruits and CUco, at which points tickets are on sale only on April 3rd, limited to date of issue on going trip. BEST gain fellow A Schilling ft Company THI her my The loss This rand (learns teed Equal to the Best a (be Marketer Mosn Bxiusded. duntned. war was a fortunate fel 'nw. When on her hu niton I loomed. 1 dtr love of a bonnet was doomed. Her gown would have followed likewise. iVhen on her horizon I loomed Thankfulness ehono In her eyes -- ier gown would have followed like- - WIm, II a d I not appeared as her savior. Thankfulness shone In h.r eyes No time that fur formal behuvlor. Had I not appeared as her savior I should not he telling you this. No time that for formal behavior I asked to be paid with a kiss. I should not be telling you this. Too rad Is the end of my tale. I salted to be paid with a kiss Lauy curses discend on bar veil. Too aad la the end of my tale. Grateful she was, I am sure. Many curses descend on her veil 81ie was as black as a Moor. Grateful she was I am aure: I'll ne'er be chivalrous again. She was as black as a Moor We met in an April rain. v.'rk World. The buiMt l j a. Many lawyers nowadays utterly disregard honor and honesty in the means by which they elicit evidence or invalidate the testimony of those opposed to them. In illustration of which wa need only adduce the following specimen of w g: Lawyer Mr. Jenkins, will you have the goodness to answer me, directly and categorically, a few plain questions? Witness Certainly, air. Lawyer Well, Mr. Jenkina.li there a female living with you who la known In the neighborhood as Mrs. Jenkins? Witness There Is. Lawyer la ahe under your protection? Witness Yes. Lawyer Do you support her? Witness I do. Lawyer Have you ever been married to her? Witness I have not. (Here several Jurors scowled gloomily at Mr. Jen- FAIR PLAY. Be IHdat Like Benea Bet Be Ate a Let of Them All the Sana. Mark Twain lived some forty years y ago in the limits of a very wild, frontier mining camp. This waa divided into two parties, the "Boston crowd, which contained the better elements, though few Boston men, and the Missouri crowd, which was a pretty hard lot, though not composed exclusively of natives of Missouri. Fights to the death were of daily and nightly occurrence, gambling outfits were in constant demand, quarreling, bullying drunkards were omnipresent, and few used water except to wash now and then In the little mountain stream flowing through the diggings. Despite it all there was a strict cantp etiquette, which waa recognized and considered law by all. and It was of this etiquette that Mark Twain told me an example, says a writer in the New York ournal. A "Boston man was eating breakfast early one morning at a table near the open door and the half bar, half restaurant of the place. He was just finishing his plate of pork and men beans when two "Missouri passed along and saw the "Doston" man and hi breakfaat. They stopped within a foot or two. Look at that," said the bigger of the Missouri mn, Do you see what contemptuously. that blank blankcty blank Boston thing is eating? Why, down in where I come from, we feed them things to our horses. Only the brutes eat that grub down there. Presently the buliy stepped inside and sat down opposite the Boston" man at the same table. When the plate of beans had been eaten the "Boston man called out to the bartender: Pete, give me another plateful. Pile it up. I like 'em. When the heaped-u- p plate came back, the "Boston man, quick as a flash, had pulled out his revolver, had the Missouri man covered with It, and then, pushing the full plateful of beans across the table, told the "Missouri man to eat It and like It, or he'd shoot him like the dog that he was. The bully had his choice between beans or death, and he knew it When he had eaten every bean he was made to say that he liked beans, and then, and not till then, did the "Boston man put up hiB pistol, pay for both orders of beans and leave the saloon. Now, said Mark, the reason the Missouri man didnt whip out his gun and Bhoot as soon as the back was turned was because of camp etiquette. Each man had his fun with the other and they were even. If the Boston man had been shot, the Missouri. man, aa quick as news could fly, would have had his body filled with lead from the revolver of every man In camp, regardless of party. oYou see, we were quite sticklers for fair play in those days. 0 half-craz- MONUMENTS and HEADSTONES ed Mis-sou- rl, bean-eate- rs IRON FROM THE DEEP. Famous Stine In (Jar bee Beneath the Waters of Lor n La Tortus. kins.) Lake ores are abundant In northern Lawyer That Is all, Mr. Jenkins. Europe, but so far as the writers Opposing Counsel Stop one moment, knowledge extends Luc a la Tortue and Mr. Jenkins. Is the female in quesa neighboring lake are the only Intion your mother? stances of the kind In North America, ' Witness She is. Boston Post. says Popular Science Monthly. The ore is extracted from our lake mine by An Apt Auswir. hand and by power. The shallow margin Is divided into sections and allotted to suitable parties who may desire to work them and who are paid at a specified rate per ton of ore raised. The men generally work in company. Their implements are a shovel, a strong circular sieve and a rough handbarrow. When work is to begun the workmen remove shoes and stockings and use their feet In searching for ore, which lies Imbedded In the soft sand, except ore cakes, being found In the lak. Guided by their feet the workmen put down their shovels and bring to the surface a quantity of ore and sand, which they throw Into their circular sieve. This la then held below the surface of the water until the soft sand Is washed away from the ore, which Is then thrown on a scow provided for the purpose or carried to shore. When Teacher Johnny, you may tell mt a sufficient quantity has been collected what Is meant by capital punishment. it is carried to the railway near t Johnny (speaking from experience) hand end loaded on cars. From the Thats what a feller gita fer com- deeper parts of the lake the ore Is mencin' his sentences with small letraised by means of a steam dredge. ters. Up to Date. The captain of the dredge moves over the lake and. putting down a pole and Boon Bonding tho Jadgo1 DeeUlona. It about on the bottom, can Mr. Fourthhuaband "John, dear, working where there Is a body of learn easily we'vs been married almost five weeks, ore suitable for dredging. The dredge and yet you never introduce me aa your is then removed to the desired spot wife. Ite always as your friend." and work Is begun. The ore and sand Madam, I dare not Fourlhhuaband are brought up in buckets on an enddo otherwise. Did you not obtain your less chain and thrown into a long, relast divorce in Dakota?" New York volving screen, adjusted and Inclined Journal. so as to deliver It upon scows moored to the dredge. In its course down the screen the mixture of ore and mud Is Baking acted upon by the water, which Is MAMAMMMA thrown upon it with considerable force. Three-Crew- e Bpieee By this means the mud and sand are washed out of the screen and the clean Are Beet. ore is deposited on th scowl They Are Ground Freeh Every Day. Books and Mon. A millionaire represents money; a judge represents law; a professor repnm-Oev-i Triple resents books, but a pauper represents We store our books Into magnillaverlae JEmlrnetn man. ficent libraries, but we pack our citire DeUotoas. zens into unhealthy tenements. Rev. KKY -s- - THEM U. N. Caseon. Powder Elias Morris ana Sons Company, Marble and Granite, Mantles, Grates, etc. Salt Lake Cif. Jntkprrll jr In VTO T.H.a. 1NH7. a With every new yoiir some hniie of is found : and even in the dullest years 01110 Kople save money. After making item is to knowmoney, a verv imjxM-tuii- t how to kiep it. .ion's Karines Beak and Trust Company was established in 1711. 1HU7, had oieued HX- -I and 011 March savings aeeouiits with more than a million Mid a quarter to their eredit. Women and children are allowed to oieii aeemints livable to tbeir own order. Start an iieeouiit xow. Any amount from One Dollar to thousands received and ! jM'r emit interest d is per annum paid thereon. Interest four times a year anil may Is- - drawn Write for then or added to the principal. nuy information ikMml to Nos. 1, ii uud 5 Main street. Salt City. Utah Wit.roun WiMinid rr. rnwidont. Gkokiik M, Cannon. Uasiiikh. sitc-cin- eoui-imte- CHEAPEST BEST. AMD This is the Verdict of Every Housekeeper Familiar with the Article. It is often said that the cheapest article is not always the licst, but occasionally this docs not prove true, ninl tile truth of Lilts Inst assertion lias Wen fully demonstrated by hundreds of housekeepers in this seetion who have experimented with the Kidtair linking Powder, which is niunufiietured by the Suit-ai- r liuking lowder company of this city. Not only should this Baking Powder receive the endorsement of the housekeeper of the West from the fact that it is a Western product, but also on account of its cheapness und superior qualities. The Oracle representative hasliccn creditably informed by a housekeeper (n this city who has had years of experience in the use of linking powders, that the Kaltair leads them all. She states that not only from a point of economy is it superior, but the results obtained from the use of this article far surpassed her most sanguine expectations and in the future she will use no other. From personal oiiscrvation of the results of the use of this article, we unhesitatingly state that the Kaltair is the Wst Baking Powder ever plait'd upon the market, as one trial will easily prove. Salt Lake Oracle. DR. G. W. SH IRES, Tks OllMt Specialist la lbs Wwi JOLLAti WiED BE rsAin ini'irn vrll A K E Q. W. 8IIOKKH. DK. always seeking to hdp suffurinK mankind, always trying to eonvlnco puopis ihul he glvru value received tor every dollar pi id him, baa decided to give quackery, fraud aud Imposition lu death blow, and protect tho suffering classes from tho despicable methods of iiuacks and charlatans. Every sufferer from I L-V- MAN HOOD It J-W Beulnal Weakness, Varicocele. Ilydnieela Syphilis, Gonorrhoea, Stricture, email or shrunken 01 a ana, premature old axo and sJl other private diseases, whet bar caused by Ignorance, excess or conn, no mailer how severe, you ims consult DR. O. W. RMORF.H, tho olsvsl-d- an who hue given his life to curing chronic disease, and be examined, without paying treated and him one dollar until the cure 1c effected. Tho doctor reserves the right, however, to refuse any incurable esse If he can-euro you ho don't want your gioney. Such aa offer was never before made he a responsible and Dr. O. W. Shores Is only sbls to make It because he positively cures these diseases. Don't waste another rent on iuat ions hie doo-tor-s. but eonsMlt the "Old Doctor" and be cured. RUSLNESS BACK EDDY CON FIDKNTIAL. Dr. G. W. SHORES, Lock Box 1686, Salt Lake City, Utah. oa-vIm-kI, ST. MARYS ACADEMY, J33 W 25 So. St - SALT LAKE CITT.UTAR Live Stock Commission. If you would ktt-- prated, write for Information. I'nimpt Kepl:s4. quirk Krturna. DERGE lciiilii!iT:ii & CO., SALT I.AKK CITY. t'TAII Rook and perlmllonN luepalil to ilent InjU Inn et puhlimiera' Iirippr. fpe lui nut cif tt,an rates m . tearlien and geueral aup-plihtatlunery. u'Jtrw. bend fur pruHpuctiia. M. nnTrilTfl IJ II IL hi IV HI III C., Patent l,l sod Nolirltora, of 111 Waalilugton. II, have op- -I Mi LIE I vr 'Hill u llrtinrli Oltlro . Ir-c- IVntr rinakrr, Jeweler and Optb-Un- . alkxTTvTattTI exiimined frw. Eyt's W. N. U.. When Salt Lake Anering Mention JAK. GI.EXDIVNING. SCXtTT. Fresldiut. l,-i,r- See-'tit. South Suit (i Menn bltn-Ulaikr. They have hm! an oiler in tViialilnirion rlb-ntfor S yean., uml run refer tn In every Mute of th" I'ninti. Their motto K S'o Pr.leiit. No I'u.v. A hook of to puyes. full of valuuhln information for inventors, furnished free. MilielUal. A1mi luuihl'iiiu and land lu HALT LAKE CITY. MrCorn'.rk Block. ISEa mi claim. FRED A. SEARS, A. R. KAI.T 1.AKK CITY. Kvtahllrhed. I;.,. I'uder dln-etln- n of the Mlnen of the lluljr Cro.ii. line of the mu! pmiiiiiieiil liiklltuthiek Is tlM ae.l. Yunna lailms ilire of lire in whieb tliev may iireiwrcd lu'I any iKiru.'sh knuwleiiire uf let'em, neleu e and art. niu.ir In all Ilk liraui-li-m- . aa luuslit In the tn!tl elnnbiral cuiikerraluriek of Kumpe. HKHims HIl'KIlUm. l ATAMHil K. AIIHUKKS HIS and Tivas. nt IL No. 14, 1897. Advertltcments Kindly This Iapcr. ItUUFIKLD. Secretory K. Geo. M. Scott Si Go (INCORIORATED.) Importers and Dealers In Bor and Sheet Iron, Steel AGENTS FOK FMpe Buffalo Scale Company, Detroit Stove Co., Allan Engine Works, John Van & Home Steel Ranges, Coles Air Tight Heaters, IVttige Wooden 1ulleya. California Powder Works, Worthington Steam Putnpo, Celebrated Anchor Brand Cylinder and Revere Rubber Co., Engino Oil, Dodge Injectors, Ilowe, Brown A Co., Drill A Tool Steel, Leviathan Belting. Miners Tools, Stoves, Tinware, etc., . . . And a General Assortment of Mill Findings. 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