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Show f ft t (, f i . 1 . f r i I I i I i t f THE TOOELE CO UNTYHtPUBLlC AN WEEKLY. , 'rrV' $ No. 31. 14, 1903. Stockton, Utah, Sattudiy, February voi. ill. Falling Hah Danduff Growing, Baldness, says t&ey are always trying to sit on him. Y 27 A ME lb I wonder what kind of an animal a . Ethel Cox. critic 1st It must be big or else my Im not a boy master, who is quite a .tall gentleman, don't le too wouldn't mind its sitting on him- mart and tty: lie fore my horns grew, when I was "Of course, I quite a silly little thing, I used to fancy know that that a critic was a big dog who had Ethel is a girl's puppies like our Snoozer for she sits name for I on all the other dogs the moment they am not a girl, go near the barn where her puppies are either. but since I have grown older and What am I? listened more carefully to the conversaWell, listen, tion of cultivated people, I have learnt and find out Nearly a year ago a lady that a critic is something much bgger and gentleman had left their country and crosser than our Snooasr. A foolish hbne to winter in New York. One thing like Snooaer eouldnt say things afternoon as the lady was sitting alone ' that mistress would mind and cry my in her room word was brought to her' misif she had even tried over; to, my that Miss Ethel Cox wanted to see her. tress would and her whipped jus$.have "Mitt Ethel Cox! said the lady, "Is had her chained in the barn for her up he waiting in the parlor?1' impudence. Still finding out - that No, ma'am," was the answer, "it Snooaer was not a critic was a telephone message. Miss Ethel to learn who a critic was.didn't help me Cox wants yon to call on her at once." I asked Beauty one day Beauty ifTs When the boy went away the lady sat cow who also to my mistress, and thought She did not know any and who hasbelongs foolishness to prethe person named Ethel Cox, and being of tend that she is my real mother. concluded turn it of she a jealous mind, As if I believed her! First of all she is a was some female person of her huscow and has no ideas whatband's acquaintance who had had the very silly and second of ail, if .she was ever; temerity to telephone for him. When really my mother she would give me somewhat later her husband came in her nice rich milk when I'm thirsty, inshe said never a word about Miss Ethel stead of and at me, kicking saving It Cox, although she was boiling over with all for Patrick who is a nota man, remarks; she bided her time until he calf, and who cant possibly want milk s going to bed apd had his boots off, while I ,want it so that I have (she told him of the to steal it from a badly friendly neighbors itlng to see him imh. U. trilawi-w- w to leave for beDpd always lived in high families, M& It is considered so , unfashionable fuf ttrried people to like one anotbeF-b- if that after awhile he found them piaast people and the stable comfortable lad the ' oats good and plentiful, so be lecidod to put up I with them. When he told Vie this I decided I could also afford fcfout np with their want of mannert)uq indeed I suppose that it would be Euj to better oneself in a small oountrJfctWn, for the time I ran away to theltoae over the hill I found the ham so jfoughty and dirty, and the hay so inffbr to my own, that I was glad whennlnck came forme and took me homed f, But pardon me nv digressing. Aa I waa saying, my Outer and mistress came over aa usual md sat down by the brook; after giving M a little attention they began to talk, enough their condonation cl ' k with my own thoughts. "Dont be so eat down, darling," aid my mistress, ffheyll understud yon and acknowledge you some time. I wouldnt be worried by any thing a i critic aaidl "Nor said my master, cried like any thing this morning after you heard a critic's remarks and your eyes are red yet" r "Well, I cant help being a little disappointed. I know that me day yon will be appreciated, and the world will see you with my eyes, and every time your work comes before tbs public I say to myself: Perhaps this Is the time I' Wljen I find that wa have yet a little longer to wait it pains me, and being because we only a woman, I cry-n- ot have to wait but because not a critic understands what roa have been timing at and appreciates the endeavor, even if the achievement was a failure." "Thats where It hurts," said my master, gravely. "I labor for months to put the best that is in me into my work, and when it comet before the public, this that has taken aw so long to produce is dismissed with a few curt, unthinking remarks,. uA except for the harvest of abuse JjAve reaped, fhtfg gained nothing Iff Wy long years of earnest, honest but sv dastardlv .that which mads is said thug V TffinFeep the unfortunate pu about to hard another picture apoo It from Mr. mud the incompetent b soon.' Ah, wifle, I Yfrarer the goal than I was ten ago." Nonsense you nearer much nearer. The fact that yon are of sufficient importance to be abused in advance ought to tell you that; and then, s , i -. protested that he knew no person named Ethel Cox hut despite his most eloquent disclaimers his wife went to her bed distant and skeptical. Next morning came a letter from the country liome telling the news that a heifer calf bad been born the preceding day. The lady immediately hurried off home, for the cow was an especial favorite of hers and she wanted to see that it had been properly cared for. When she reached home she began to scold because she had not been told about the calf sooner and her sister, yyho was an Englishwoman and who tgas caring for the house in the lady's absence, told her that she had sent her word by telephone and had been surprise that she had not arrived the day before-- . Then it all dame out The sister, telephoned about a heifer calf, and the operator, unaccustomed to the English accent, had mistaken "heffer kawf" fqr. Ethel Cox. Whep it all came out it was too good a joke against the lady to be suppressed, so the calf was named Ethel Cox, and wven I tell you that that is my name you will know just what I am neither tyy nor a gtti. but just K J heifer calf. What are you laughing aboutDqcs the idea of a calf writing a story strike you as funny? Xu must be very inex- . eeii.i ... - of is n positive cure for all diseases a will healthy. promote the scalp It luxurient growth, and put hair on bald heads it the room are not dead . most Perfectly harmless even 03 the delicate scalp. Mercur Drug Co. EVERY SAIUHDAY . . - . i -- Price, PS cl. - : Are epedily chicwd and prevented br the use of oar compound quinine hair tonic This prepaiat:oi is not a dye in anyway, shape or form. It does uot con? am oil or crease nor doss it leave any un uud. ft pleasant odor after beirg vlm.vir-' I Stein-maThere vy ill be a Drawing at for a Cash Prize. We want, to increase our Cash Business end i4re is the novel way we are goiiig to accomplish it. Every SO cants cash purchase Is entitled to a Chance. Every Saturday night we are In Cash td th$ going to give $S kv wihner. ' . Sefr Store; kact" m ,u PuT Bo thi enrtnise "ofi 1 ir?i. tfitf enough. ' As I said, L asked Beauty who a, 'critic was; her answer was just what I foight have expected. ; "My dear Ethel," she said, "I dont know, or care any thing about a critic. Town Out I have all I can do to attend to my own business. If I wasted my days wondering about a critic I shouldn't have time to eat grass, then I should fall off in we so xby milk, and biff Crls field would be IX X' ) t.i poking me in the ribs to see how fat I i,. Was, and driving me off to make beef of ' Cash me just os he did to Dean's Sadie, who Only was the belle of Westchester County in DeWITT'8 WITCH HAZEL SALVE. thi her day. Don't bother your head about I'he for cure only blind, positive a critic, my child; gambol round and In SaturIn itching and protruding piles, get strong until you go into the milk ineeding, uts, burns, bruises, eczema and all bill business yourself, and then stick to it, "brasions m.y of the skin. ileWitta is the to stick it my dear, nly Witch Hazel Salve that is made . I strolled contemptuously away from torn the pure, unadulterated witch .1 reflections the but her, indignant azel all others are counterfeit Demight have indulged in were ent short, witts Witch Hazel Salve is made to for at that moment I saw my master lire counterreits are made to sell. and mistress coming out of the garden Mercur Meat and Grocery Co., gate toward me. Utah. Stockton. I like my people very much. They are always very kind to me. My used to. feed ne with her own BUSINESS LOCALS. hCiPds when I was small, and take me m and down the yard with a rope, and We will insert, free of charge, any , NOTIONS STATIONERY.. CONFECTIONERY jiye meondainty bits of grass and take notice advertising for help wanted. me out the lawn sunny days, when Patrick who I should have told you if Read the advertisement of the Union A full line of Notions. The IiIrbv- t and A full llncrf Stationery. ot (Jti'.'feolluiiury and C'lKsrs, TotmecoN soy groom used to want to keep me" Savings and Investment company on AH tha UooUs Smoker.' iu Menqr. another page. cpoped up in the stable. " My master is a very nice person, too, Ncti Door to Opera House, Mercur person looking for a Job of work Agency Troy Steam Laundry. but I don't see so much of him. Hes a canAny columns use the of this free painting man, so I heard Patrick tell a of charge, to advertise for paper, it. friend. I don't quite know what that, is, and Patrick had some difliculty in4! For the next three months wo will REMEMBER, IN FIGURING YOUR TRIP EAST THAT THE explaining it to his friend, but anyhow, advertise, free of charge, any Jses he docs something that keeps him sit- that may lie for rent and fof those ting all day in front of a board while who wish to rent them. my mistress and I stay the other side of the brook, and he looks at us. 1 got T r.E EASY PILL. over cme day when he had gone to speak I RAILROAD to Beauty and looked to see what he DeWltts ittle Early Risers do not was doing, hut all I saw on the hoard . gripe nor weaken the system. They was a little cow's head something like rure biliousness. Jaundice, constipaIS THE DIRECT CONNECTION WITH THE D. E. BVRLEY, Beauty's, and a little lady's head some- tion and. inactive livers, by arousing ' the bowels secrct.ons, ipoving the T. A. C. P. thing like my mistress.' and before I could find out more my master had gently, yet eu ctually, and giving such D. S. SPENCER, tone and strength to the- - giamls of chased me away. A.C. P.AT.A- My master generally stays at this the stomach . liv;r and bowels that I T1IE OVERLAND ROUTE hoard till afternoon, then he soys he the catifie of the trouble Is- - removed lias, worked enough, and comes over to entirely. ThPso famous little pills exa WHICH IS THE POPULAR ROUTE T0 Aa POINTS, my mistress, and they sit together under ert decided tonic effect upon sthe orCCMBJTNC C the willow and pat me and tell me how'' gans involved, and If there use-l- con tinned for a few days there wilt be no pretty I am; you can't think how happy return of the trouble. we all arc. At times they get a little more absorbed ' Mercur Meat and Grocery Co. Stockton, Utah. OH TIuKH OFFICE with each other than I think quite I spoke to .Tunes (the horse) about DOMESTIC TROUBLES. it lie suys they arc the most affection-- : ate couple he lias ever Been that half It Is exceptional to find a family the time, when he takes them out, he where there are no domeetie ruptures HAIM ST. but these ran be lessened has to do all the driving himself, for occasionally, Dr. King's New Life Pills by having in each so other around. Much trouble they will get interested SALT LAKE CITY. they save by that if he didn't turn round sharp and their great work In Stomach and Liver (THE OVERLAND ROUTE-VTA.'I. foron drive would home troubles. They not only relieve you, they bring them ever. I c told me that at first he wanted ."l cure. 253 al the Mercur Drug Co. art 1 of day night prize. the store for your M Cash c" Customers arc Requested to of leave their Coupons with some Merour friend can make a prompt settlenint every that Saturday night. Customers are entitled to Spot participate In drawing. Spend 50 Cents Cash and come and get a $5,00 day night at 8 p, at Dry Goods Store, Mercur, Utah. mis-'tre- PICKLE & JAMES ss - ....... XXX tt-w- Oregon Short Line . a Tr 5 CURIOUS TREATMENT FORA HEAL MOTHER, perienced, then, for I've heard my master say that any donkey could write I letter stuff than a critic, and if he thinks that a donkey who wastes half his time wagging his ears and making heathenish noises has more intellect than a critic, why shouldn't a calf have more intellect than either, or both? I don't do a thing all day but chew my cud and think. I think fearfully. From what my master says a critic nnver does, and mv master ought to know, for he ns 6 po-lit- UNION PACIFIC SPEED COMFORT SAFETY e. 201 TTNION PACIFIC Unexcelled 1 rogressive ) TtlM |