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Show 1 4T ' - jf.- , .. ...iW - a,.' V f CLEANLINESS Qraspod the Opportunity. Toss "Mr. Saphemd gave you a camera tor your birthday, didnt her Jaw "Yea, sad we took it with uu aar stroll through tbo eountry Oh, what do you think? He proposed to me actually flopped down on hla knees and Teas "What did you Bay?" Look pleas- Jeaa "Why. I aald: ant, please, and I do hope the picture yea-terda- Have taken nil oar ladies oxfords (inclndinc Am eelebrated Uts St Dnnn model), yalsss 18.00,1m and 13.6- 0- . I 1.95 ; Misses Dongola and box calf, lace and but ton shoes, regular L75 and 92.00 Yalass All Unas of ladies shoes (eelebrated Uts Jk c Dunns make), hand tamed, Goodyear writ; concave, military and French heels, ' patent or stock tips. All valnee f&50 to 9160 a pair r 91.00 MS(bMtaN(MS BARTLINOS New York Gash Store i : f,1 3 cod perhaps lbs seme SANITARIUM time you cm win (hat IS. BATHS by riding the barrel tha oooL X Ne extra charge far i bYfcfl- - Orderly (offering basin) Taste J Traveler Elder "Young man. If you that, sir." hd enough to pay your board after Officer (tasting) "Well. 1 think its jj Turkish Baths Our Specialty you got there, you wouldnt ask about excellent soup." 52 54 Wed Third South Shed. such a trifling Incidental as tbe railOrderly Yes, sir; that's the trouroad fare." New York Weekly. us Its ble; they want to persuade tea." Glasgow Evening Times. J . She Found Out. Polly Prise I went to a fortune teller to find out whom I was going ' - $2.98 9100 in BTAiirs welL" .are? Rather Toe Thick for Tea. "Whst Is the complaint Officer here? to marry." Some flood Shooting. Dolly Wyse "So did I. And I found tarn? on your "Any good shooting asked a sportsman oI a tanner. Dolly Prise1 "Oh, what fortune "Splendid," replied the agrtaattar did you consult?" lit; "theres a canvasser man down Polly Wyse Bradstreet. la the clover meadow, a pedlar at tne house, a county board candidate out In Nothing Strange. the barn, and two tramps down In the Crabbo I admlf I was pretty Climb right up over the stackyard. fence, young man, load both barrels cranky yesterday. Did the girls say anything about It?" 'and sail In. Wise Oh. no. Crabbe Funny they didnt notice Know One of Them. Of course, Mr. Bophmore, you are my behavior." Wise "I dont suppose they saw familiar with all tbe great plays, remarked Miss Kulcher. "Now, do you anything unusual about It" consider Goldsmith's as clever as flhor a Hard Pace. Idana?" Jones Smith seems to be a nice "Goldsmith?" replied Bophmore "He must belong to some minor eel fellow and yet you say he Is unpopulege. Why, there Isnt another halt lar In this neighborhood." , wir in the country that can touch Brown "Yes, he is. You see, he gets out and cleans the snow off his Sheridan o! our Varsity." walk every morning, and the rest of us have to do the same." Cleveland A Break. "I couldnt help remarking. Mr. Leader. Bun," aald the girl who was forever An Impression Overcome. Ashing for compliments, "what a nice Dont you sometimes think we are confidential chat you were having with Miss Kulcher. I fear youll find me living too fast?" No. I used to, bnt I soon cured that dull by comparison." Not at all," replied Mr. Bun, "It Impression. I moved out to a. suburb will be a positive relief to talk to a and rode In to work every day on an accommodation train. Washington girl who Is not clever that t Star. lovely weather. Isn't It?" $1.29 Offl turn out will Where the Rub Comes In. 'Cntraveled Youth "1 believe I will go to Florida next week. Wbat is the ' 3 AT BY BATHING Bfi GODLY Days Sale 1A Three Ladles Shoes ' GODLINESS i i THE SHOES! ' ' Easy to Guess. "I hare here an article on How to Manage a Wife,'" remarked a meek-lookin-g man as he advanced to the editors desk. You are unmarried, 1 believe,1 replied the editor. Yes; why? "Nothing; 1 merely thought so." Hire Table. LIU SALT Going Out Juat In Tima. "Coin out, eh?" she sneered, attar yesterday. His Annual Exhibit. Grayce la Ferdy going to exhibit at the horse show this year? Gladys Yes; hell probably exhibit In bis usual manner." Grayce Hows that?" Make an see of hlmaelf. Gladys Louisville L R. CO. , DKFAJK. their quarrel. Yea," replied her husband, "Im going to congratulate Ned Pilklnton." "Youre slow. Tbe engagement was announced six weeks ago." Yea, but it waa only broken off ID AISLES PEDRO, LOS OWf. LaM. Pdridd and eaaassdns at Maphi aad laienaastata 7iW tar Msad mi m pa swaalaapMs Valtay Ry.. Pw QacflaM B ah, Yaeola, MktflB. Kmoih. luiihi aad mivar OtyfrlaLasiulm- - OAAJ AYh taa Path. Par Preve, Milford, Priam am 605 p oh Mem Piei Uhl. Jm Pdlaatas Courier-Journa- l. From. Leht. Pdrddd. VBU5i35pm Effects. Horribls Its Another of New Boarder I wonder what makes ell the people at this table ao crusty? Regular Boarder You would be GUr I crusty too, If youd had to endure na .Daily I Putt eaSCUIt- Laka, Millard. gall we have. as much bacon Chicago satss. IHiesCsme fnr allsUatag sell Kerim to mltan Pub aai Nevada. Tribune. 535pm . TQ5 To Be Burs. 0ft 901 Vain Telephone S50L tty Ifatot Td like to turn my wifes png dog, s "Are you going to make a fuaa my daughter's cat and my Reporter all Into one room and let about a little thing like thle?" naked thug yet?" parrot the woman who was found shoplift-ling- . Detective "No, but weve got his em kill each other! confession all prepared." Cleveland "Ah. I see! Pet scheme of yours, We are obliged to take action, eh." answered the proprietor of the depart Iment store. Tha Daar flirts. Her Remembrance ef Mother Ethel "Pape, my teacher says !m "Jane seemed terribly affected when "Humph! You ought to he glad I m Chadwick." Waahiagtor getting more like mamma every day, no Mrs. I told her her uncle wns dead." Stan "Did you ever know Jane to be any Papa "Well, you mustnt talk so much In school, dear." other way?" CeoL Prograss. "Have you captured that mother-in-law- 3 J. W. CILLCTT, ' fee L. MOORE. ml Yea us 4m . .,i A Proverb Disproved. , "Weary. "Wot la it, Willy?" "Dat old gag about jflme money 3 aint 3 3 3 c 3 Gents' suits made to order from home - m8k.de cloths, all wool. ' new styles fust received from the mills in brown and grey mixtures .321.00. Gents suits in and fancy. worsteds. High grade work with ready-mad- e cas-sixne- rs so. 1 patent I what your wort win BECAUSE we data wy! shoulders, look dressy and wear well wa have equipped offloe In tht Btato and every Flipperty Why did you engage that stenographer? She cant spell at alL s 10.00.. All kind of wool and cotton underwear tad hosiery at bed rock price. Knitted ' garmento in nil grades. 3 CUTLER BROS. CO. Emphasis the 36 Hill SILT UIE till, prteaa and ait doing at lent aoal Gold crowns, tha hast to Ok HE Gold finings BUvar fillings Ms O l- Boston Peutxl Parlors 1BO Mata Dr. J. B. Kiysors Diital Often aotue He I owe a great del to that woman over them She Your mother? He Na My landlady. JVWUVWtfVWWVl bill aua s, tor Im1 An Mm MUUhak Tiurnwi liNa vvvmr yoa me km wim ton 100(1 PLIANOKS. ... OPUATOBS. la shars at BKILI.F mmmm Tima for Old Folks to Retire. ton, Wp ! "Edith!" the old gentleman bawled MilPbliM from tbe head of the stairs, "yon ask your young man If he doesnt think Its near bed time." "Very well, pa," replied the dear disclose? Dr. Cutts That he didnt have a girl from the parlor; then, after pause; "Jack says yea If youre sleepy, cent. Cleveland Leader. la. go to bed, by all means. vIms ttmto as Net Quick to Judge. A Baa the Whistler. Moat Deadly of Insults. Cholly It was the first time I'd By go Here's a headline laying met Fweddie "That creature actually Crabbe, mind you. end he actually 'Man Stopped by Whistling Bullets. at aaaaaa tutttaj Groucli "Yes, end If 1 had my way called me a fool. Hadn't been talking told me to mind my own business, Vtoin Rstvactad. aaaee asaai flat af Tooth InI about the fellow that works at the to him ten minutes, don't you know. yTtnow! SaMlsaai or Mivar ivHHIag...... The Impertinent wretch! Silllo Cholly AIM tat aaaaaa desk next to mine thered be a head What aort of fellah Is he. anyway? (aid aaaaaa Clsaaad Taath Fweddie awfully hes Mies "Positively Well, Insulting. As line some of these days, Man Stopped Pepprey Bold Crai olid If to Insinuate, dont yknow, that rfall Warh. par taath slow, for one thing. Whistling by Bullets. " , "Well, he said during their quar-- I rel, "I suppose you'll he wanting a dl verce next." "Really, she replied, coldly, "I dont see why It should be necessary In this ease. A women doesnt need n divorce unless she has been married to men." Malpractice. "1 made an awful mistake when I diagnosed that man's earn aa appendicitis." Dr. Slash What did the operation Dr. Cults a na waa In business! Not s Leading Man. Not In the Puglllstlq Lins. One Mane Luck. I dont see," complained the Bull Yes, Miss Lang mentioned to I played In great luck at Ilyker me last night that she knew you. By "why he Is called tbe leading the races today." the way. I never knew before that man." Pyker "So? Quit winner, eh?" yon wbra a pugilist. Why shouldnt be be?" Hyker No, but a friend at the "Because he has been following ma Cadley I a pugilist? track gave me a car ticket, eo I dldn Bull Yea; she told me you were a about ever since I Joined the have to walk home." Chicago News. "lightweight." sou-brett- e, SHEET. u: Fan aat to taath By Ne Means. "Five dollars," aald the medium; Now a spirit wishes to "thanks. speak to you; a female spirit; would "Hr can you like It materialized? you tell who It Is?" Certainly! It is "Lord, na Here's your mother-in-law- . another live dollars. Dont!" Fort Worth Record. Man. -- BECAUSE we have Introdueed eato I know It, but I dictated a Floppe teat letter to her In which I used the word Christmas several times and never once did she write it Xmas. Bo 1 hired her at once." on art gmdnatM to BECAUSE Dent Blame Him. warned the first mouse. "Why not? queried the other, who wga busily tearing a piece of paper to bits. , , . , , That'a a piece of Wagner's music Houssad Itll give you insomnia. ton Post. T you know In Not Suitable Material. "Dont make your neat of . 3 c 3 c 3 3 IN ARREARS. Wy aint it?" Wy. if It was, yon an mod have Rockyfellera fortune lookin like a Chadwick nutygrnph, J The Only Way to Account for It. Willfully Misunderstood. I bought s couple o dozen chamElsie The richest girl In England waa married a few daye ago to a poor pagne glasses for my husband today," young mu who has no title and has began the talkative Mrs. Nurltch. Knox. Mrs. no prospect of getting one." Indeed? replied Mande "My gracious! Where la your husband's saloon loWhat cated?' Philadelphia Press. fright she must be!" Soques drunk Hoquea Soques from my morning. Proof Poaitlva. I must have been unubu-allyesterday. Why do you think ao? I found a receipted bill tailor In my pocket thta Chicago News. DESERET COMMISSION :: 3 FURNITURE C0 C W. BOTTOM, NaaaSm. Dsalan Is Farnltnrs end Household. Good, of ,11 Kind,. Hen iqusrwr, for Urol liamlu. W, nil nod, m mbbIhIob. A ehanc of II . par oesi if UsitMd. othonrlao IS psr east. A oommUaloo of I par oast lsvariooly If oods art ia-- okuU y Cant Touch Them. Her Mistake. You Cant Always Tall. Milliner klee to dared If woman he safe him I told bet Nell "Why, madam, my prices that Its pretty any are not high!" , who doesnt gush over n pretty baby me hed be sorry for It Is a confirmed old maid." Lady "Possibly not, but unfortuDella "And was he?" "Not always. Bhe may be a mother Nell "Na I was the only one who nately as I au a bit abort they are out to my resth." Detroit Free Press. was sorry sorry I told him." who has n baby ahe thinks la prettier.1 145 South Weal Temple Arccli'; ALT LAKg an. UTAH PAUL ITBH8MITH : IFttBI MlilWj NE me nip.m. , ; tv.X |