Show THE SEARCHLIGHT The SEARCHLIGHT Stadento Of The Under The Direction Faculty Advbor Published By The Bear Elver Hl(h School Griffin NetbcUa Vol Ara Andersen Lola Ell la Roe Rayola Paul Jenklna Hilda Miller Beth Palmer - Editor Exchange 5 STAFF EDITORIAL Editor Anooelate Editor Assistant Editor Sports Editor Art Editor Replace Radiator Of No 10 Valentines Will REPORTERS Nina Richards Alton Athlene Mill Cheater Atkinson Hales Lorene Homer Dorothy Munk Phyllis Gleason Melva Davk Runet Christenson Jay Rampton Theron Pinder RicEsteUe Wellinf hard Griffin BUSINESS STAFF NeMa Pedersen Business Manager Asooclatesr- Howard- Short Doupu Robert Gordon 1936 4 February ilolmsretti'' Now that the dear comfortable old radiators In the upper hall have been ripped from their bases and carried this separate away and now that noon period idea has well nigh wiped out the advantages of our fair Institution (or something like that) in short now that even the most ardent lovers never get an op- portunity to their feelings express we suggest that the ancient custom of sending valentines be revived The only disadvantage as we sec it to sending valentines Is the effort Involved in the verses comsing If this proves too great a strain for our love lorn lads and lasses and if the penny valentines at the drug we--' Store- di’ tHt" satisfy suggest the following Roses Violets VARIETY MIGHT ADD INTEREST TO PROGRAMS Some one remarked the other day that It had been a long time since we had had an outside sjieaker at an assembly over the past we find that this year Thinking we have had only one or two such speakers It has been the aim of those In Apparently charge of the assemblies to give the students experience which is doubtless a good thing It might however add Interest and variety to our bad outside speakers If we occassionally programs and other performers Perhaps a lyceum program could be secured MUSIC AND GAMES SUGGESTED FOR LUNCH PERIOD Huddling on the front steps of the main buildespecially when a north wind Is sweeping across campus seems to be a poor way of spending the ten minutes of a half hour lunch period Yet at present that seems to be the practice of large group of students Since the authorities refuse to allow students in the halls while study classes are being held It seems to be the only thing to do—except of course to stay in the dining hall Would it not be a good Idea now that the days are cold and the lawns buried under snow to hold short programs In the dining hail— some days group Maybe It would be fringing and some days a radio a good thing to clear the tables and hold a few ping some table other games or matches play pong SUPPORT THE TEAM “HANG TOGETHER at our games? Whose fault is it that the Student Body can’t seem to “Hang together”? Now that our yell leader is back we ought to do our best In supporting our team in inspiring them on to victory Do we yell basketball SCHOOL SPIRIT AT GAMES IS IMPROVING Efforts of the student body officers last Friday produce some pep were fairly successful Most of the comment heard indicated that the assembly was the liveliest one held for many moons At the game a fair proportion of the band members The cheering turned out pretty much in uniform showed Improvement over that of previous games It all goes to prove that there is still plenty of pep In the old school If we can Just get It working What we need Is some more of the same thing shown Fridays beLter assemhllps better band bettcr cheerlng If Palmer keeps stirring things up he will find a lot of people ready to Join In with him i to to If everyone who sleeps end they would be more THE The The in classes comfortable FLUNKERS’ were laid end —Borrowed PRAYER Before Exams Lord of Hosts— be with me yet Lest I forget— Lest I forget After Exams Lord ef Hosts— was with me not For I forgot— For I forgot is dead you I miss you early I miss you late And I surely do miss Buying your dinner plate Doug is turning to skin For he can’t eat without and bones his Jones I love you with my heart I love you with my liver If Miss Woodside is mean to you I’m sure I'll never forgive’er I feel like an alligator I’ve stood so long by the radiator I’ve waited and waited and waited In vain Because Mr Smith says you can’t come again ing the last a are Red are blue BRHS Without I miss you quick I miss you slow I miss you when To lunch I go Sugar Pickles How I At the miss you lunch hour The the halls cool Mr for mountain breezes circulating through as pleasant as they might be are not Tarzan has nothing on the performances in the auditorium half man half monkey picture show on Students needn't think that Just because Mr Taysays he won’t require his students to make “rotten gas” that it won’t be made for it’s been made other year when students make tests for guess I have lost as said the professor rolled across the floor ”1 another pupil” his glass eye tire dancing if they keep If the won’t be has been chemistry any more working so Why is hair? it students were “half baked” they since the new heat distributor well that every year there is a craze for The half dazed look cf cub journalists after first hour may be accounted for by the fact that they are gulping down their giammer in an effoit to covet tilt- required Junior English course in one semester Problem for the yearbook sports editor: Whether record Friday night’s victory under the head of basket ball or footbalL to page new and unique Pains” inThe cast for "Growing cludes the following: Karl Ward Beth Allen Nelda Pederson y Jay Bourne Donna Beck Vemetta Adams Naomi Gaddie Carlos Hansen Paul Jenkins Richard Anderson Douglas Holmgren BanidBmdshaw gramaji Mills Lucille Cannon Morjorie Hansen DoroMelba Jones and Ada thy Calderwood Hansen In addition to the cast a number of other students are working to make Nelda the production a success Pederson has charge' of the advertizing Marjorie Hansen and Donna Beck the properties Costumes are under the direction of Naomi Gaddie Melba Jones and Dorothy Calderwood Daniel Bradshaw has charge of the makeup Allen Bl&ln and Robert Jones are managers the waistline bending reduces will have waists like tooth picks rate the at present bending girls red Play Cast Holds Daily Rehearsals for Pains' “Growing from HOME EC CLUB PLANS BANQUET SOCIAL ALSO club Home Economics banquet will be held on February 12th In the cafeteria as was decided at the held Thursday The girls meeting hold tills banquet every year in honor who are special of their mothers The annual guests The idea of Valintine’s day will be carried out in the decoration of the tables and the expenses will be divided between the girls The club also made plans for a social to be held next club meeting Each member of the club is asked to bring two ixpcorn balls and a friend will last the entire noon The party during which members and their Retable games guests will play will be served freshments consocial for this The committee sists' of 'Bernice' Ausuh' Laurerie' Hdfti-- ‘ er and Lou Eldredge They will take hour for entire tesixjnsibility tertainment' the hour's en- BOYS FOUND MORE HEALTHY THAN GIRLS from page Continued and twenty girls That girls are always “skinny” or “fat” is false Boys should watch nutrition too as is proven by the fact 16 of the boys and 23 cent that per percent of the gills are either underweight or overweight Everyone in the school is able to do physical education work with the exseven ception of fourteen students In nearly all boys and seven girls in gym work are due cases restrictions to heart trouble Bad tonsils are by far the most numerous defect there being exactly 200 who according to this students examination would be bitter off without their tonsils The defect found next most often is foot trouble mostly flat feet and One fallen arches hundred and e students have trouble with their If love you crazy love you sane hope my love not in vain stage BLABOCRACY egg every I love you in all kinds of weather Even though we can’t dine together the - The faculty turns Santa Claus and brings Smith a drawer full of candy bars in return his present of “no faculty meeting” lor is sweet are sour Continued IF- Leah and Lucile were Shotguns instead of Cannons? Palmer was De Short instead of De Long? Howard was Trouser instead of Shurtz? Reed was a Butcher Instead of a Taylor? Dorothy was a Nun instead of a Munk? Blaine was a Priest instead of a Bishop? Vica was a Room instead of a Hall? Karl was a Stake insted of a Ward? instead of Cleo was Helen was a Bam instead of a House? Keith was Cottony Instead of Wooley? Golden was a Kilowatt Instead of a Watt? Laurene was a Single instead of a Homer? Afton was a Rain Instead of a Hales? Elaine was a Tree Instead of a Wood? Verna was an Innertube instead of a Theurer? The Physical Education teacher was a Preacher ’instead of a Reeder? The Seminary teacher was a Prince instead of a King? hoci vvas a Dietition instead of a Cook? Ufv The cooking teacher was Seald'um instead of Burnham? Hilda was a Baker instead of a Miller? The civics teacher was a Runner Instead of a Walker? Donna was a Worker instead of a Boss? Vesta was an Indian instead of a Coonz? Carl was an Undertaker instead of a Potter? Athelene was a Factory instead of a Mills? The separate noon period is said to have its advantages — to the pocket books of those boys who had got into the bad habit of buying girls' lunches days Little has lost her sheep But that’s not all I lost some sleep Because of the radiators terrific heat Which oh so badly burned my I I I Is IT BE FUNNY WOULDN’T Smart dance?” Senior Embarrassed to a girl on date: “May I have a “dogs” “T B” does Evidently the dreaded menace Bear River since only three students are reported as liavlng These three howany lung defects ever all boys were marked “serious” Other ailments found to be very rare were scalp trouble goiter and spine trouble not I approach afternoon each with flight 'Cause I know my Geometry isn't right I try with all my might and main But I just can’t get it through my brain I sit up half of every night Trying to get the darn stuff right So teacher I am not to blame If I am unprepared again —Athlene Mills still on a date: “Say smartie why girl The girl’s escort: ask me about that dance?” Smart Senior: "I don’t w’anna dance —Crimson Comet “ don’t with you you” Visitor: “If your mother gave you a large apple and a small one and told you to divide with your brother which apple would you give him?” Johnny :J‘D’ye mean mv hi g brother nr my little one?” — American Humorous at the University of Utah" evidently believe in Leap Year for they are sponsoring a contest in which they are choosing the Ideal Man of the Campus (imagine the invitations this ideal man will receive) Days and days before a I never have a moments There’s nothing else that More than an economics test rest I detest test T stay up tin the hours wee Storing up knowledge but woe is me As soon as the exam arrives All knowledge from me quickly flies --And all I have are — an a us —Athlene is Mills The Mr Nye to 6th hour keys and the black keys all the time" Miss Nelson own kids than of all this? glee: "I’ve tried but you sing in the the white cracks has decided it’s easier to raise her everybody rises What’s the meahing JOIN OUR contest: The first five who repot the 16 mistakes in the ad will each receive bar a cand |