| Show THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND UTAH ' THE FEATHERHEADS what $2 BRISBANE THIS week: about: Idolatry Here' S’MATTER POP— IUvi MONICA CALIF upon a time there was a strange race that while in some ways quite civilized yet worshiped a murderous and a monstrous god n Now this god demanded sacrifice He had high priests who ministered to his Images he had countless 'r4f A fey T3 3© By C M PAYNE w ho traveled about gathering the victims to I r In feed The his cravings feeble and the careless the aged dodand the uderer nwary child — these the favorite were Yet the offsprings collectors spared none at all neither the strong nor the halt nor the helpless Often In their madness they one another Each year ’destroyed the cruel tally mounted— so many thousands dead so many hundreds of thousnnds crippled and broken These curious people lived In a place called America and the god they worshiped was called Speed W IKE MESCAL a Tene Moment Yea Indeed t A i)e L HUNTLEY The o Into CONSTANTLY running who knows somebody exactly FINNEY OF THE FORCE (TWOWN what's wrng with the world and what ought to be done about It but can’t make np his mind wheth er to have his eggs fried on one side or turned over At lunch today I encountered one gentleman who could diagnose all our political and economic Ills — Just like that! —and name the remedies too In fact he did name quite a few while I was looking after the check And yet I know for a positive fact that his wife won’t let him pick out his own neckties and he can’t be trusted to cross the street by himself owing to not be which Ing able to decide automobile he prefers to be hit by Cagey Decision Tbs Paning of 'REG’LAR FELLERS” NEARLY FINISHED MAKING YOLR HEW PANTS t ALL I HAVC to OO PvT IN The ROC ACTS t PLLASeONI WIU NOW WHO EVER YOU MAKE ONE OF THE POCKETS A YNREC CORNERED ONE JUS’ AS A WILL V MOM favor ? 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the Eighth now solKing Edward emnly proclaimed king will be rethe membered as first king of England that ever flew through the air toward the throne He took a separate oath “to respect the Church of Scotland" There Is hard fighting back of that Edward the Eighth will mount the throne for the first time at a Joint session of the lords Artkar Brlabaic and commons and to “maintain the solemnly promise true Intent of your enactments to the best of my powers" After his coronation the king must formally declare his adherence to the Protestant church and his obligation Roman “never to marry Catholic" That dates back to the Stuarts who Is not supposed King Edward to contemplate marriage la the official head of tb churches of England and Scotland ami ‘‘defender of the faith? of From all the world “subjects” the new king and emperor send greetings Representatives of divine power churches Mohamof every religion medan Hindu Buddhist Chinese Christian and Jewish speed the dead king on his Journey sod welcome the new ruler If the soldier get their bonus money there will be some quick spending enough to quicken the pulse of busi- ness while It lasts Merchants will get more than owing on past accounts observer will notice many overcoats dresses and automobiles the and new At the opening of New York's memorial erected to honor the Theodore Itoosevelt one speaker praised President Theodore Roosevelt as one who "saw the necessity for keeping both the legislatures and the courts In their proper places” That perception showed a high spirit but If some future Theodore Roosevelt should go too In that direction It might become necessary for the legislatures and the courts to keep that President In his proper place late far recluse ' He shunned people Jie shunned things shunned the pageantry of Gen Robert foe Rnllnrd says this life lie developed an active disto escape the next expects like for Americans — the people country war hut Europe plans to drag us In whom he once loved and who conBesides air bombing and poison gas stituted perhaps his most loyal fo- General Rullard expects In the next He became that most lallowing war attacks with disease germs to mentable of figures among literary SI iren d deadly epidemics In the enemy folk — the spot marked ‘‘D’’ denotRubonle plague country scattered ing where a quenched genius was from airplanes infected rats scattered last seen plentifully might be helpful Most of us who write are but and assemblers Here Sometimes literature pays Kipling was a real creator and real crealeft several millions In America alone tors don't happen often His jungle his olllclnl publishers have sold books and his barrack room balAt of books eoploa his the time lads his Mulvaney and his Kim — of his denth “The Jungle Rooks” alone these will live while men read Engpaid him ten thousand pounds a year lish and speak it May that be balm to his passing soul When you hear foolish talk about “revolution" and getting rid of tha Constitution a remark made by WashActing for tho Movies we're ington as he signed the Constitution OUT here uponthethisfirstlot moving picmay be recalled : ture In which Ye Scribe has had a “Should the states reject this exreal chance to give his allto art The cellent Constitution the probability Is that an opportunity will never again picture’s to be called “Everybody's Old Man" — that Is unless the prooffer to cancel another In peace — the ducers change their minds at the next will be drawn In blood" last minute as Is customary and It "The Rollo Boys In an Mrs Alinda French of St Louis ona hundred and four years old attributes Igloo” or something None of us seemed to feel It while her long lire to “hard work In her we were shooting scenes but If evyouth and a dutiful son la her old erybody Is as tired as the old man age" She gets along without specIs they won’t have to rock anybody tacles la “not Interested" In pensions for the aged and not at ull Interested to sleep The head cameraman goes In piTTItlcs on a rest cure soon and the direc“People get over that" tor’s wife just telephoned that she’s says she "after they ranch one huna little bit worried about him — he dred mieh Bleepg tumrs keeps—hearlng playing olghC- and a while ago he ran out and That explains some of the 104 years tried to stop a runaway horse that The human race gels used to everywasn’t there thing Ouce our ancestois shivered fell tint on their races when Tattooed Lad! e lightning flushed and thunder growled A theatrical paper read that They thought some demon was after them one of the most copiously illusNow men put up lightning rods trated tattooed ladies In the business properly grounded Is flxlng to be divorced from a husOnce the comet was considered band who's also of the sideshowing aa I remember aimed straight at avenging messenjger the lady profession sinful man Todsiy Its coming and gowell sitting on a platform and In response to requests slowly turn- ing are understood and predicted Us ing around so the audience path marked out could see what she had to say on the other side Something unpleasant Is bound to start somewhere WelL every man to his taste 'but on the earth with I’ve always figured life would be all the new theories new hatreds new kind of fascinating armaments new with a tattooed deadly weapons It start on might the border between lady for a helpmate Any time yon Russia and Japan’s Mqnrhukuo When got tired of talking you could ask her to let you look at the pictures you read “Russia uses force to halt Japanese" you know the explosion Namesakes el Heroes might come at any time All would regret bloodshed' but It TTS getting so you can tell when A twenty one years have passed would be historically Interesting to since some great national figure— see the ancient autocracy of the Mikado at war with the tuodprn autoca president or maybe a military or hero— was at the peak of his popuStalin racy It would be a long larity It’s when a lot of his name- fight probably C Kln rmor avndteM sakes get too old for the reform Ine WNU Srvlr school and are Just the right age for the penitentiary Once In a Tarkisb Peace while one of the crop goes Into the Of all the nations silled with Cer ministry but apparently not enough many In the World war Turkey was of them to make much difference the last to make peace the first to JRVIN S COBB- defeat- - and the only nation £ North AmericanWNUNewspaper AlUao on the losing aide with whom ’terma Inc— ftorrto were negotiated rather than Imposed' p YOU the King! 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