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I I I I Will Quit Easing Up at Soft Spots in Pitching D HUFF (oolorlgbL) uPEE golly this la the deadest place that ever waa Margaret Adair exclaimed to herself as abe aat on the porch of the old farmhouse and listened to the tiny songs of myriad Insects la the dewy grass Back home they called her MarA MEAL IN THE OPEN garet the Heartless Margaret the All meq were grist to her Flapper As the sandwich Is the most Impormill this she openly admitted but If tant of foods tor s picnic or an outshe had ever once become the least door meal the folbit Interested herself no one ever lowing may add to found ont She knew exactly the route the occasion: her affairs would take— frank admiraGolf Club Sandtion ardent love making and subsewich— On a round quent proposal followed by flat refusal piece of buttered toast place a slice It was natural that Elmwood farm of the white meat should prove a trifle monotonous to of fowl on this a Margaret but the doctor had said that slice tomato of a complete rest was essential after her around the tomato s ring of green breakdown and had luslsted that she and fill the center of the pepper be sent where late hours would be with a still Impossible and Jazz music a thing undressing Sprinkle caviar over the known add top season with Balt pepper At the sound of footsteps od the serveonihed of leuncerThis muter gra walk looked Margaret a nice luncheon dish with a gloss of the honeysuckle through vines and buttermilk saw Claire Elmwood and Bill DickCucumber Sandwich— Slice crisp son come slowly up the path Such a cucumbers very thlu dip lu french plain little fixing Margaret reflected dressing and arrange on thinly sliced llow did she manage to get even a and buttered bread Cover with anAt the steps country man Interested? other slice of buttered bread and they stopped and BUI kissed the girl In tha Ice chest nntll ready to good night pluce serve The dressing wilts tender green “You're the sweetest little thing" he vegetables ao It la better to serve at whispered her close “Yob holding once or do not add the dressing until love me?” the time of serving “Oh Bill" the girl answered "how Dundee 8andwlch — Spreud very can you love me after seeing that thli slices of bread with creamed butpretty Miss Adnlr? I waa ao afruld— ter using two slices of brown bread I believe I’d die If—" and two of white white the Spread “Shucks" Bill Bald “She couldn't bread wtib a thin layer of marmalade make love her She's any fellow then cover with a slice of brown too stuck olb herself I wouldn’t give bread with a thin layer of currant a snap for a dozen like her" Jelly now add the third slice of white her eyes thought Margaret bread and spread with marmalade In the dark “I'll have to narrowing sprinkled with chopped mint and etart a little campaign Here's somethe buttered slice of brown bread to — do at - last" thing Trim and cut Into strips In a moment Claire ran Into the Serve garnished with mint of clover house Bill turned and went home and blossoms The bread must be cut still undiscovered ant on Marguret when It Is very thin as the sandwich In the deep shadows and thought Bill finished Is not over f Inch In owmed half Interest In the adjoining thickness farm she knew and she had often Combination 8andwlch— On thin watched him as he followed the plow slices of toust spread a mixture nmde his sunburned muscular arms bare from a hard cooked egg one almost to the shoulder of cole slaw dill The next apmorning Margaret one smalt head of pickle chopped peared In her amort knlcker suit She lender celery chopped or ground and knew how absurdly diminutive she mix all with enough mayounalse to looked In this outfit and tliut It was bind well Tress on the slice of letAs soon as always a sure fire hit tuce and rut Into aqunres breakfast was over she climbed the Economical Dishes fence that divided the two farms and The plate luncheons served In so her way over the rough shod picked many of our best restaurants today dy ground have the given “Good morning" she called aa she dea ° numerous Bill and the team aland hoateaaea who approached at the end of a row “I wanted to Ing find tha sectional pnt your horses" plates a most atSne put out a daintily manicured tractive and hand and stroked the sleek neck of way to enhorse The animal Milled the nearest tertain Many preslightly and Margaret jumped back to fer the serving safety from s plater but that Is optlouuL Oh he frightened me" she said hot arTry to serve the vegetables In scared little voice ranged in retutiou to color “He won’t hurt you" said Bill Health Plater of Vegetables— Well Now “I'll hold his bridle seasoned spinach served with plenty you can at him all you want" of butter a heap of well seasoned I’m awfully lonesome up here" the carrots cut Into even cubes In finger girl said pensively after a moment few stalks of asparagus then trips a heap of buttered beets and In the “I'm Just dying to take some hikes around here but I haven’t anyone to renter of the plutter heap creamed go with me and I’d he afraid to go Dot with potatoes or cauliflower alone I'm crazy to go up ou Sunset sprigs of parsley between the colors hill but—" Water cress la another most popular "Would you— go with me?" Bill aalad green Slices of tomatoes then asked after a moment a few cucumbers paranlpa rooked “Oh would you take me?” exclaimed with hot water In finger sized pieces butter added and seasoning when they Mnrgnret clapping her hands “When to aoften Remember not to could we go? Why not after supper begin serve two Starchy foods In one meal tonight?" “Yes reckon thnt'd be nil right Hamburger an Casserole—1 Take You could meet me over ut that oak two pounds of lean round steak fineat the far side of the field I— ly chopped pouud of finely Claire—" suet Season well with salt chopped “Yes I know" Margaret answered and pepper Rutter the casserole dish and sprinkle with salt and pepper qulikly “You’re engaged to Claire and she Inch layer put In a one and 1th a layer of onion of meat cover like It We won't tell tier" mightn't aud of green pepper finely sliced the That evening Mnrgnret ran ulong Juice of half a lemon repent with an the edge of the field toward the big Inch layer of meat using two each of onk tree She found Bill waiting for onions her and peppers and’ one lemon Tour over “oti have the most adorable wny of cupful of catsup sprinkle with a little of the suet and smoking a pipe" she greeted him “It's so— lie mannish or something" b'ke for one hour and a quarter Rill Txhigbed Bread Pudding Dessert — Remove and took her arm aa the crusts from four slices of bread they started off toward Sunset hill and cut Into cubes Tut a few cubes They climbed for an hour or more be In each sherbet fore reaching the lop then finally cup with a few seeded mlslns Tour over warmed milk to dropped on a huge rok to rot which tins been added a Junket tab“It’s gorgeous here" site said aftei let flavor to taste and set away to a moimnt slipping her hand Into his become— thick SeFve— And- slte was amosml by the thrllLiils with a bit of cinnamon and sugar touch gave her Southern Ambrosia— Slice four or“1 on reckon It’s wrong when you add two cupfuls of pineapple anges engaged to one girl to kiss another? and two bananas cut Into cubes he asked after a moment In a Sweeten to taste and heap “Of course not silly" she laughed glass dish Bite tell hie arm tighten around her Sprinkle over the fruit one cup flit of fresh sweetened coconut and a second later kisses were rain Fish Chowder— Longshoreman's Ing on her face Dice salt of fat “Bill you darling" she whispered pound pork cook nntll a light brown remove the at last "Why why— what's the matdiced ter?" she stammered pork and add three onions rhopjied Strain oot the onions and “Nothing" he answered “It'a Just Cut three put fat In a saucepan All these city glrU like thought pounds of fresh haddock Into small are alike I’ve been to town once or dust with salt and pepper pieces ’d like to see Claire twice mvsHf iy-lhe Jiaddoctln thefatLSdij six klstdo’ a fellow she’d never seen mnre diced potatoes then the onions and than once or twice In her life and him the pork Cover with boiling watey "engaged to another girj at that!" and cook until the potatoes are done For e second Margasej stared at Add three cupfuls of rich milk and him In the dim light of the moon then six pilot crackers broken Into pieces out laughing she burst suddenly This Boll Up and serve at once “That’s the biggest Joke on me yet" chowder niny be made using any she Id at Inst fish “I don't see the Joke" the man an awered Irritably “No you wouldn't" Margaret re torted good naturedly job"1 a Jones x - and ’ T J Hagen The moot question What le the most Important shot In golf? baa produced a number of different answers ell interesting and a couple of them clever Willie Bark a grand putter said: “The man who can putt la a match for iiny body” To which Harry Vardon replied: "The man who can pitch doesn’t need to putt" And one witty sophist dodged the Issue by saying that the moat Important shot In golf la always “the next one" “The drive Is the most Important shot" said Walter Hagen “It makes every other shot easier and harder” This Is essentially a reasonable verdict especially In these latter days of Gargantuan courses with the second shot depending almost exclusively on the long and accurate wallop off the tee “You must reach the green before yon can begin putting" Is Bobby Jones’ support of Sir Walter’s the Asks for Upper Berth A v In ii i lAiatv yt Action ory and If anybody should knew the Importance of the drive It Is Bobby since the United States especially of 11)28 at Olympia open championship fields Ills failure to win the chamand Indeed to win It by pionship from two to eight strokes Is directly attributable to hla Inability In that tournament to keep his tremendous and usually accurate tee shots In the fairway The long and accurate drive makes all the difference between a pitch to the green and a hard lrou or a spoon shot- - sometimes from a dlsadvan on many of the tngeous position holes which nowadays constitute the potent factor of our championOn the popular holes ship courses of 400 to 440 yards a fine drive leaves a pitch or a medium Iron where a short or partly missed drive means a poke with the longer Irons or a desperate bang with the wood of a modem championship course is built on the drive with the wood Guy Bosh more widely known as to as referred Joe and sometimes la going to reAbe" "Mississippi form Isn’t however information This that will change his habits anything of living for Joe adheres rigidly to all training rules and always gets to bed early In fact Joe’s training rules leave nothing for a manager to desire Still Joe says he's going to reform Ronald writes McIntyre In the Chicago Journal And he doesn’t mean that he's going to quit selling bonds bis manner of making a livJoe baseball seasons ing between says he’s going to Institute the reforms In bis methods of pitching Heretofore Joe has bad a habit of Rasing 'tip when be thought be had a soft spot In an opposing batting order of excellent speed Possessed and a good curve Joe always was trying to develop a slow ball that would make him one of the outstand" ing pitchers In the league Now Itw as' perfectly airtight for Joe to work on his slow ball hut there were times when he was pitching last season when he would have been much better eff If he bad post his experimenting until the poned morning practice of the next day Any number of Instances might be cited to show that Joe used poor Judgment when be eased up last season One day In particular the Cubs were playing Brooklyn and Jess PetThe ty was pitching against Bush Cubs bad a one or two run lead and there were two out and two on when Petty strode to the plate Bush didn’t bear down as he had been doing and a single to right resulted and the score was tied loiter In the game Petty got another hit that scored another run and the ball game went to Brooklyn Now Joe has been hearing of the trials and misfortunes that Pozzy had Vance as established getting about the best right hander In baseball He has heard tell of how Vance toured the minors for years until he learned that his only trouble waa that he was looking for soft spots In the where he could slow up a lineup little Dazy found out that he had to "bear down” all the time and when he did he became almost unbeatable And to so — Joe Bush Is going reform iai Sweeter time a coated tongue fetid or acrid akin gives evidence sour stomach — try Phillips Milk of Magnesia Get acquainted with this perfect that helps the system keep sound and sweet That every stomach needs at times Take It whenever a hearty meal brings any discomfort rhllllps Milk of Mugnesla has won And convinced medical endorsement millions of men and women they didn’t Don’t diet and have “Indigestion don’t suffer Phillips Pleasant to take—and always effective-TIt name Thlllips Is important Identifies the genuine product “Milk of Magnesia" has been the U S registered trade mark of the Charles II Phillips Chemical Co and Its predecessor Charles Phillips since 1875 Next breath of n Phillips Milk of Magnesia And Take your Don't Mumble time In Introducing peo- ple and make others take time In Introducing you No one minds In th least your being sure of his name— American Magazine y v y If flA A’ ' Pole Vault Mark Tied YDIAMnNDV Apicjc-ups- A Si ku: S’! Ray Schmandt former Brooklyn first baseman Is now playing with Canton In the Central league to suffer long from neuralgia or headaches when swift and sure with Bayer For 28 years the medical Aspirin profession has recommended it It does not affect the heart Take it for colds rheumatism sciatica lumbago Gargle it for a sore throat or tonsilitis Proven directions for its many uses in every package All drug stores have genuine Bayer Aspirin which is readily identified by the name on the box and the Payer cross on every tablet TT’S folly Abilene of the West Texas league has released Charley Martin Russell Shamburg and A J Wedet pitchers relief W C Comstock well known minor has Joined the league outfielder club of the Blue Ridge league rookie pitcher has Henry Boney been eent to Bridgeport of the Eastern league by the Giants This Is a Giant farm Found: A big league ball player who begs to ride In an upper berth lie’s Harold McKaln new the He made White Sox pitcher this admission when he asked startling Traveling Secretary Lou Barbour “If it would be possible please" to change his lower berth on the train “1 sleep much better for an upper In Uppers" young McKaln said “In my many years In baseball " Barbour said later “INe met many remarkable situations but this Is the first time ever heard of a ball play er especially a recruit who refused to have high 'ideas’ and admitted he d rather ride lu iid upper Quite a few believe It Is more comfortable up there but wont admit It" Pitcher Carroll Struck Out Four in One Inning I’ Owen Out roll who led the Detroit pitchers In games won Inst year achieved a distinction while pitching for Toronto that few pin hers In professional baseball win In the little world's series of t'CO aful- lcitlsviHc between Toronto 4 struck out four of the Colonels In one Inning Owen took the first ‘two without accident and cut the third strike over on the third batter But his cutxher permitted the hall to roll with remark: the away "That's all right we'll get the next one" Carroll bore down on the fourth batter and strut k him oat too Max Bishop Anxious to Be Great f Man Bishop regular second baseman for the Philadelphia Athletics says his ambition la to become the greatest buul off man In the game 'T want to set an all time record for passes to first" he remarked 310 and did a lot of year I batted which shows I didn’t free swinging wait out the pitchers as muen as in former years" Rival players have often said that the Mack Inflelder'a eyesight la nncan ny and umpires usually sgreu with him when Le falls to swing Lead-Of- “Monk" Younger coach of the Davidson college baseball team believes he has a stellar pitcher this spring In Doc Kugler Pitcher Ken Tenner who Uoustou last season made for Indianapolis on April 19 Milwaukee to four bits was with his start and held But one tried veteran Cnpt Cal Is a member of the University of Vermont baseball team the remainder being new talent Ilelnle Melne rlghthnnded from Kansas City purchased the winter hns finally made with the Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher during terms In exhibition games and Counting 700000 fans have pro games passed through the gates at Birmingham In the last two years ROitil i Ed Crowley trying out for third hae with Baltimore Is the same Crowley that played end for Georgia Tech The Griffs gave him a trial has taken on Joe BradBrooklyn shaw big rfehthanded pitcher who In the N’ew served with league last season Pacific coast experts are singing the praises of Frank Crosettl young In fielder with San Francisco and say he Is sure to go to the majors this year Pat Crawford rookie first baseman with the New York Giants hit three home runs In an exhibition game this spilng two of them coming with the bases fully occupied Max Maxtoii former Unlver Charley the better sltynfJPunuehurl!Ljxa(l of the veteran Rube Renton In the Robert L Todd of Indiana unlver slty as he appeared at the Penn re field of the lay games at Franklin University of Penn where he tied the pole vault of Barney Berllnger of 12 feet A nice summer would be resident golf club job for physlciau a is SPIRIN i AJEtlrta S thi trede mart a Barar Xfaanfaotura at MoooaoeUcscidaatur of SillcjUcacU Ltr Will Know “Your wife’s a blonde "I’m not sure She’s beauty parlor now” Isn't down she?” at the doctor at the Chick Meehan of New York uniIs considering two football versity teams for next full oldest tennis court at Hampton court It order of Henry VIII The Is by D In waa London made Hatcher of Washington Rodney C has been elected manager of 1929 Dartmouth track team the Clarence Goldsmith who coached team at Penn for 15 the lacrosse years Is the new coach at Lafayette The late King Edward won the fa nxous English Derby once during his relgu and twice as the prince of Wales Tex Rickard believed the digit "2" was his liuky number and all his fs mous fights were staged on dates with the nnnber "2” figuring prominently somewhere game of April 19 and the Columbus Senators made sway with a 3 to 2 vie tory wrr Minneapolis New —Orleans has among the many new meu for this are John Brewer of year They Tech and Georgia George Granger of State Louisiana Besides a lot of ntiwey and real es tnte left to bis widow the late Jack Dunn also left for the Baltimore Orl oles a youthful southpaw Beryl Rich mond who he said some day will be sold to the majors for J100cv Can Pforxh rimer former flarvard Is In charge of a coxswain varsity group of students who deslr to learn how to hold the tiller roles In the that will eight oared combinations carry the Crimson colors on the water "About five months ago following an operation for appendicitis I did not gain strength enough to be up and about My advised me Pinkham’s mother and sister to take Lydia E Vegetable ComI have taken five and it has helped me to strong so I can do my own pound bottles get housework now I have recommended It to sC era! Incnds who have been weak and run- down”— Mrs Box 474 Thief Oscar Ottum Falls Minn Riia pyppiVv |