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Feminism! Suffrage! Bah! — Why there isn’t a woman alive who wouldn’t rather be beautiful than A the intelligent” “That’s because" said Miss calmly “so many men are stuwhile so few are blind" pid A Necessity was Sunday and two small boys digging in a vaindustriously lot when a man who was passing stopped to give them a lecture “Don’t you know that It Is a sin to dig on Sunday unless it be a case of necessity?” asked the good man “Yes sir” timidly replied one of It were cant the boys “Then why don’t you stop It?” “ ’Cause this Is a case of necessity” “A felreplied the little philosopher ler can’t fish without bait” — Argo- naut He Found Out had a habit of getPinchpenny services free whenprofessional ever he needed them by working some sort of a dodge or other Not long ago he met his doctor on the street “Dr Goodfellow" he said “I know a man who Is suffering agonies from neuralgia At times it Is so bad he simply howls wi'lh the pain What would you do In that case?” “Well I don’t know” was the doctor’s prompt reply “I suppose I should howl with pain too" Mr ting That’s Where where are the girls of yesteryear?” Sighed the sentimental mutt the hose of the “They’re mending girls of today” Answered the neurotic nut “Oh Problem UTAH der ain’t for Mathematicians Dr Wiley says that whiskey can be made In forty seconds Figure from this how long It takes to make new whiskey — Cleveland Plain Dealer u talk ain’t 8YNOP8IS I about angela! cornin’ up the road snum this If h blessed Mrs Kezlah Coffin supposed widow Is minute” John Ellery had risen Now he arranged to move from Trumet to Boston following the death of her brother seized his hat and moved hastily tofor whom she had kept house Kyan Mrs Prince called to Pepper widower offers marriage and Is ward the door DanElkanah indignantly refused Capt him to remain but he would not Howiels leader of the Regular church offers delayed him for a Keslah a place as housekeeper for the ever her new minister and she decides to remain minute and before he reached the In Trumet Kexlah takes charge of Rev John E'lery the new minister and gives yard gate Grace was opening It They him advice as to his conduct toward were face to face for the first time members of the parish Ellery causes a since they had parted in the grove so sensation by attending a meeting Ellery’s presence is bitterly re- many months before sented by Eben Hammond leader of the She was thinner and paler he saw for hsr Grace apologizes meeting And dressed very quietly In guardian and Ellery escorts her home In that the rain Capt Nat Hammond Eben's She looked at him as he stood son becomes a hero by bringing the black before her In the pith and her cheeks packet Into port safely through fog and leta finds storm Keztah writing Ellery fell ter to some one Inclosing money In re- flushed and her eyes “Er—MiBs Van Horne” he stamShe la curiously sponse to a demand startled when Informed of the arrival of mered “I merely wjanted to tell you Nat Nat calls on Kezlah and It develops that they have been lovers since how deeply I—we all feel for you In Daniels remonstrates with Ellery your trouble I— I —I am so sorry I youth for attending meeting Elso much of the captain lery Is caught by the tide and Is rescued have beard by Nat They become friends Ellery from — ’’ meets Grace while walking In the fields “From Aunt Kezlah? Yes she was end learns that shs walks there every Ths clergyman takes dinner Nat’s warmest friend” Sunday' Annabel the Sundays with the Daniels “I know Er — Mrs Coffin tells me to herself exerts captain’s daughter 8he him on an I hope you may (neks Impression you are going away tices with vexation his desire to get away I shall time She hear good news and soon every Sunday at a certain watches him through a spsy glass Nat think of you— of him— I want you to again Importunes Kezlah to marry him He says he has had a quarrel with his understand that I shall” father who wants him to marry Grace held out her hand and he took She him She Ellery asks Grace to marry He knew that his was trembling confesses that she loves him but says It but so too was hers The hands fell she fears to dlBplease her guardian Daniels tells Eben about the meetGraoe entered the house and apart Eben Grace and between ings Ellery John Ellery went out at the gate declarea he will make Grace choose tween him and the preacher Graoe finds him In a faint following the excitement XV CHAPTER of Elkanah’a visit JuBt before he dies Eben exacts a promise from Nat and Kezlah Grace that they will marry breaks the news to Ellery and later he In Which the Mlnleter Boards the 8an receives a note from Grace saying she Is Jose to marrv Nat and asking him not to try to see her again Kezlah tells the story “Hey Mr Ellery!” of her own marriage with a man who It was Captain Zeb Mayo who was and turned out to be a The captain sat In his antique who was reported to have been lost at calling sea and of her love for Nat whom she chaise drawn by the antique white cannot marry because the husband Is horse and was hailing the parsonage alive Captain Nat sails for Manila to through a speaking trumpet formed by be gone two years He says he and both his big hands before his Grace have decided not to marry until holding mouth he returns The minister and Mrs Coffin the CHAPTER XIV — (Cntlnued) former with a napkin In his hand bad ‘From him” she said “He wanted emerged from the side door of the parof course he always does sonage and now came hurrying down money But that wa’n’t the worst The letter to the gate was from England and In It he wrote the “Land of Goshen 1” exclaimed that he was gettln’ sick of knockin’ captain “you don’t mean to tell me around and guessed he’d be for cornin’ you ain’t done breakfast yet and It tq the States pretty soon and huntin’ after seven o’clock Why Mr Ellery me up Said what was the use of havin’ I tell you: Em’lous Sparrow the fish an wife If she couldn’t peddler stepped up to our house a few give her husband a home” minutes ago He’s Just come down “The scoundrel!” from the shanties over on the shore “Yes I know what he Is maybe full by the light — where the wreck was as well as you do That’s why I spoke you know — and he says there’s a of leavin’ you If that man comes to ’morphrodlte brig anchored three or Trumet I’ll go sure as death’’ four mile off and she’s flyln’ colors She hurried out of the room Later ha’f mast and union down They’re as the minister passed through the gettln’ a boat’s crew together to go I’m dining room on his way to the door off to her and see what’s the row she spoke to him again I over and drive goin’ to thought may‘‘John-she said “I didn’t say what be you’d like to go along” I meant to when I broke In on you A moment later the minister having I meant to tell you about donned his hat and coat ran down the just now I knew you’d like to know nnd walk and climbed Into the chaise beGrace Sve’s wouldn’t The white horse ask away side Captain Zeb goin’ Grade is” stimulated Into creaky trot by repeated slappings of the reins and roars "Going away?” “Yup She’s goin’ to stay with a re- to “Get under way!” and “Cast off!” lation of the Hammonds over In Con- moved along the sandy lane necticut for a spell I coaxed her Into They found a group on the beach one or two It Stayin’ here at home with all this A few fishermen and wreckers and the lightkeep-esuspense and with Hannah Poundber-ry’were gathered on the knoll by the tongue droppln’ lamentations like kernels out of a corn sbeller is enough lighthouse and They had a spyglass was Yeady for to kill a healthy batch of kittens with a dory nine lives apiece" launching “Where Is she Noah?” asked CapEllery took blB hat from the peg and opened the door His foot was on tain Zeb of the llghtkeeper the step when Kezlah spoke again “She’s a brigantine Zeb” observed “She — It don’t mean nothin’ John except that she ain’t so as maybe think — she’s you might asked me about you ’most every time She told me to take I’ve been there of care you” good Ellery was thinking deeply as he walked up the main road on his way to Mrs Prince’s Kezlah’s words were themselves over and over repeating She had asked about in his brain him altohim She had not forgotten Mrs Prince was very glad to gether see him He found her In the big armchair with the quilted back and the projecting “wings” at each side of her head She was wrapped in a “Rising Sun” quilt which was a patchwork A young glory of red and crimson girl a neighbor who was apparently of nurse acting In the dual capacity admitted to the him and housekeeper old lady’s presence Mrs Prince's good Her spirits were of short duration soon shifted to the loss conversation of her son and Bhe wept using the corner of the quilt to wipe away her tears “Eddie” had been her idol and “She Ain’t So as Maybe as she said It was hard to believe You Might Think” tellin’ her that It was what folks kept and God's will therefore all for the best there’s Nat Hammond” Mrs Prince “A fine man —no better anywhere even though his fa— just goin’ to r ther was a be married and all now they say he’s drowned — why? Why was that neces“And sary?” Ellery did not mention minded "Poor The old lady reply him to do so The Captain Nat’s name reher of other things “It’B Grade!” she said hard on her I went down to see ter two or three times afore I wa She’s this backache ook down with Land sakea allval m awful nice girl could not wait for of the keeper handing up the spyglass “And flyln’ the British colors Look’s if she might be one of them salt boats from Turk’s Islands But what she's doin’ out there anchored with canvas lowered and showln’ distress signals In fair weather like this Is more’n She wa’n’t any of us can make out there last evenin’ though and she is there now” “She ain't the only funny thing along shore this mornln’ nuther” announced Theophilus Black one of the fishermen “Charlie Burgess Just come down along and be says there's a the ship’s longboat hauled up on beach ’boui a mile ‘n a half t’other side tbe mouth of tha herrln' crick yon- Oars in her and all And she no boat that b'longs round here” Captain Zeb who had been Inspecting the anchored vessel through the apyglass lowered the latter and seemed puzzled “Blessed If she don’t look aban loned to me Can’t see a sign of life aboard her” ccu1dn’t neither" said Thoph “We was Just callatin' to go off to her when Charlie come and told us about the longboat I guess likely we can go now it’s pretty nigh smooth as a You’ll pond take an oar won't you Noah?" “I can’t leave the light very well My wife went over to the village last night You and Charlie and Bill go Want to go too Zeb?” “No I’ll stay here I guess The old lady made me promise to keep my feet dry afore I left the house’’ “You want to go Mr Ellery? Lota of room” Ths minister was tempted The sea always had a fascination for him and the mystery of the strange ship was appealing “Sure I won’t be In the way?” “No nol 'course you won’t” said You set Burgess ‘‘Come right along In the bow If you don’t mind gettln’ I’ll steer sprinkled ones ‘in a while and Thoph and Bill’ll row That’ll be If we need for one dory enough more we’ll signal Heave ahead" The rowers “hit her up” and the dory moved faster Then Burgess putting his hand to his mouth hailed “Ship ahoy!” he roared “Ahoy!" No reply The dory slackened speed turned In obedience to the steering oar and slid under the forequarter of the anchored vessel Ellery looking up saw her name In battered gilt letters above his head — the San Jose “Stand by Thoph!” shouted Charlie “S’pose you can jump and grab her BUL forecbalns? Hold her steady Now Thoph! That’s the time I” seized the had Jumped Thoph A chains and was scrambling aboard moment later he appeared at the rail The a rope in his hand amidships dory was brought alongside and made fast then one after the other the men in the boat climbed to the brig’s deck “Ahoy!” yelled Burgess “All bands on deck! tumble up you lubbers! HumphI She Is abandoned sure and sartin" “Her boats “Yup” asserted Bill are gone See? Guess that explains the longboat on the beach Charlie” “Phew!" sniffed Burgess “She ain’t no cologne bottle 1b she? Well come on below and let’s see what’ll we see" The cabin was a “mess” as Bill It The floor was covered expressed oilwith scattered heaps of skins coats empty bottles and papers On the table a box stood Its hinged lid thrown back ex“Medicine chest” said Burgess amining It “And rum bottles aplenty Somebody’s been sick I shouldn’t wonder” The minister opened the door of one The light of the little staterooms which shone through the dirty and window tightly closed showed a tumbled bunk the blankets The smell was soiled and streaked controlled himself with an effort and stumbled toward the sound “Who “What is It?” he whispered is It? Is anyone there?" A groan answered him Then a voice weak and quavering said: “Gimme a drink! Gimme a drink! Can’t none of you God forsaken devils give me a drink?” A man He stfoped over the bunk was lying in it crumpled into a dreadHe stooped lower looked ful heap and saw the man’s face There was a shout from the deck Then more yella or rather a yell and the sound of running feet screamed Burgess at “Mr Ellery!” “Mr Ellery for the the hatchway Almighty's sake come up here! Come out of that this minute Quick 1” The minister knew what was comas he stepped to the ing was sure of foot of the ladder had known it the saw instant he that face “Mr Ellery!” shrieked Burgess “Mr Ellery are you there?" “Come up I” called Burgess “Hurry I The darned bookIt’s ths smallpox For God takes er's rotten with come quick!" He ran I j the rail yelling orders to Bill and Thoph who were frantically busy with the dory Ellery began to climb the ladder His head emerged Into the clean sweet air blowing across the deck He drew a breath to the very bottom of his lungs Then from behind and below him came the voice again “Gimme a drink ! ” It walled “Gimme Ain’t a drink of water one of you cussed swabs got decency enough to fetch me a drink? I’m dyln’ for a drink I tell you I’m dyln’l” The minister stood still his feet on the ladder The three men by the rail it It MY FRIENDS SAID Could Never Get Well Again Thanks to Peruna I am WelL I Miss Clara Lohr 21 North Gold St Grand Rapids Mich: “Doctors said I had consumption Weighed only 90 pounds Commenced taking Peruna Now weigh 135 pounds I am so thankful for what Peruna has done for me" Thoee who object to liquid medicines can now procure Peruna Tablets Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief— Permanent Cura CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS never fail Purely vegetable — act surely but gently on the liver Stop after dinner J indigestion Improve the complexion brighten the eyes PILL SMALL DOSE SMALL PRICE SMALL Genuine must bear Signature The best thing about It’s absolutely free hope f MriWinslow'a Soothing Syrup for Children teething softens the gums reduces inflamma allays pain cures wind coilc2Sc a bottled Uon The woman fall In man who falls in love with a by moonlight may direction by sunlight at sight another Coughs vanish in a night Dean’s Mentholated Cough Drops soothe the throat fecting a speedy cure— 5c at all Druggists a smart man can tell the truth truthfully that even a Jealous womcan't tangle him up Only so an In One of Stirred Bunks the Something Something Alive were working like mad their faces their livid under the sunburn and hands trembling They pushed each other about and swore over the rail Thoph and Bill sprang Into the boat and Burgess turned beckoned to Ellery “Come on!” he called “What are you waitin' for?” The minister remained where he was “Are you sure — ” he faltered all! I found the “Sure! Blast It ain't been kept for a fortnl’t log I It's smallpox but there's enough tell you Two men died of It three weeks ago The skipper died right The mate — No wonder afterwards them that was left run away as soon Come as they sighted land onl Do you want to die too?” From the poison pit at the Foot of the ladder the man In the bunk called once more “W ater t “Water he screeched Are you goin’ to leave me you d — n cowards “For Heaven sakes!” cried Burgess clutching the rail "what’s that?” him “It’s one of Ellery answered them’’ he said and his voice sounded “It’s one of the odd In his own ears stifling "Say fellers” whispered Thoph "I I’m for don’t like this much myself gettln’ on deck where the air’s better it Somethin’s happened aboard this craft ' somethin’ serious’’ Charlie and Bill nodded an emaffirmative phatic "Hadn't we better look about a little more?” asked Ellery “There’s another stateroom there’’ He opened the door of It as he It was If possible In a worse spoke condition than the first And the odor was even more overpowering "Skipper’s room” observed Burgess peeping In “And that bunk ain’t been See the mildew on slept In for weeks Phew! I’m fair sick them clothes Come out of this" to my stomach On deck in the sunlight they held another consultation “Queerest business ever I see" obI never — served Charlie “I see somethin’ like It once" Inter- crew” “Hush I” he The minister turnedrupted Bill “Down In the Gulf ’twas Eben called in answer to the voice “hush! I was on the old Flshhawk Salters’ dad from over to Bayport I’ll bring you water In a minute Burskipped her We picked up a West gess" he added “you and the rest go nchooner derelict abandoned ashore I shall stay” Injy “You’ll stay? You’ll stay? With same as this one but not anchored of course Yeller Jack "Was the trou- that? You’re crazy as a loon Don’t ble aboard her and — Where you be a fool man! Come onl We’ll send the doctor and somebody else — some bound Thoph?” or ain’t one that’s had It maybe “Goin to take a squint at the replied Theophilus moving for- afraid I am and I’m goin’ Don’t he a fool" ward The minister followed him The fo’castle hatchway was black Thoph from the dory shouted to matter and grim know what was th Ellery knelt and peered Ellery down Here there was practically no climbed the ladder to the deck and fouler was walked over to the rail As he aplight at all and the air than that in the cabin proached BurgesB fell back a few feet “See anything Mr Ellery?” asked “Thoph” said the minister addressThoph looking over his shoulder ing the pair in the dory "there is a I sick man down in the forecastle But “No I don’t see anything He has been alone there for hours I supthought—” He seemed to be listening pose certainly since his shipmates ran "What did you think?” If he is left longer without away “Nothing I—” help he will surely die Some one "Hold on! you ain't goin’ down must stay with him You and the rest there be you? I wouldn’t No tellin' row ashore and get the doctor and I’ll stay here Well all right whoever else you can what you might find I ain’t I’ll stay up here and till they come” curious you can report” Thfih and his companions set up a Ellery descended the almost perpen- storm of protest It was foolish It dicular ladder gingerly holding on was crazy the man would die anyhow with both hands At the foot he and so on They begged the minister stopped and tried to accustom his eyes to come with them But he was firm to the darkness The oars dipped bent and the dory A room perhaps ten feet long so moved off The sound of the creaking much he could make out The floor tlole pins shot a chill throi gh Ellery’s like that of the cabin with veins strewn The water butts stood amidheaps of clothing and odds and ends ships not far from the open door of More shapes of clothes hanging up the galley Entering the latter he and swaying with the roll of the brig This he found an empty saucepan A little window high up at the end filled from the cask and then with It bunks black with dirt And cavltes in his hand turned toward the black In rows A horrible along the walls Here was the greatest test hatchway hole To descend that ladof his courage He took a step toward the center of der approach that bunk and touch the room bending his head to avoid the terrible creature In it these were Then In the tasks be had set himself to do but hitting the fo’castle lantern one of the bunks something stirred could he? something alive He started violently (TO BE CONTINUER) r “I tell you collision” VNo Naturally I saw stars wasn’t It wonder In that train ' telescoped?” Too Optimistic “I will yet see the time when the law Is no respecter of persons” “Then you’ll be In the asylum” I i Equivocal "What did Delia do about this osculation proposal of Harry’s?" “She was immediately up In arms about it” Mild Dissipation “His wife Is rather Btrict with him eh?” Two picture for yourself “Judge shows an evening Is all she’ll stand for” She Might Be Near “What makes you think he is a married man?” “He looks around in such a scared and apologetic fashion whenever a woman gets near him” i Not His Wife “Did I not see you talking to your wife last night?” if it had been my wife I “Nope not talkwould have been listening ing” — Houston Post Marks on Life’s Pathway Wife — We have been married twelve and not once have I missed years baking you a cake on your birthday Have I dear? 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