| Show f be would pretend to be a gai be would even set tbs Inspector house on fire to get a few words with r the girl of the Miss Blanche Ackworth might havs been called a rowest and a boatest She had her own boat and she knee how to handle it The pilots of tbs at her furiously day boats whistled and 'mates yelled that she would b run down but she calmly missed colShe went lisions and went her way and sbs rowing In a bathing suit could swim and there was little to dler HOW THEY WAGE WAR ON THE FLIES IN TEXAS Advertise IF TOO Waal a Cook Clerk Waal Want a Partaer Waal a Sitaatioa Waal a Servant Girl Waal to Sail a Piano Want lo Sail a Carriage Want ta Sail Town Proparty Want to Sail Tent Groceriea Want to Sell Year Hardware Want Cnatoniera for Anything Advertise Weekly ie Tis Paper Advertising la the Way to Success Advertising Brings Castomera Advertising Keeps Cssloaers ' Advertising laeares Success Advertlaiag Shews Energy Advertising Shows Finch Is "Bis" Advertlaiag Advertise or Bust Advertise Long ' fear On this Monday she was out for s spin The first that the lawyer knew of her presence 'was when the mate of the boat passed him on the run and called out: "She's over this time for sure and bv Associated Literary Oopyrlht she’ll be drowned!" Preaa) The swells of steinaer bad up Mr Glenn Hosmer thrviung law- set Miss Blanche’sthe boat hunTwo bad out bis shin Just bung yer who saw the accident Mr dred tie In a town on tbe Hudson fiver Hosmerpersons looked down on that golden He bad not yet parted from romance head as the first wave rolled over It' bad been warned by a veteran of the mate and crew of a When bar that romance and law never steamboatcaptain are hired nothing Is Bald He would get married some mired of their jumping overboard to rescus day but there must be no emotions It's so much per month and people abont it that could not be substan board When a lot of starl tlated by the compiled laws of tbe from New York for passengers boat Albany by Tbe formality state of New York figure on the fare alone Jump must be about tbe same aa starting they overboard should bring a rebate a lawsuit against the owner of a cow Ing but It doesn’t They are supposed tc that had destroyed the garden of keep dry while other folks drown neighbor Thus It came about that when Mis: advice the Mr Hosmer accepted Blanche’s boat went over there was and was prepared to act on It when one man to do the jumping act be made a journey the city one only He couldn’l That was Mr Hosmer day and sat In a chair car within a swim a and he wore a suit stroke few feet of Misa Blanche Ackworth that was bound to shrink but he didn't who resided In the next town above even to throw down his hat him He said to himself that her age Down stop he plunked close beside the girl waa about twenty that her hair was who had caught her overturned boat old gold that her eyes were lovely with one hand and was smiling at a her nose the true Grecian and that deckhand who was trying to throw a her mouth was beyond comparison lot of Iron pipes overboard to help He felt a great stirring of the heart float her and when he came up from as he cast glahces at the young lady the bed of the historic river he was He felt the law in him being replaced and gasping and strangling choking There was not enough by romance One hand was reached out the fingers In any law book in the land to ex clinched In his hair and when he had hia admiration Hp didn’t know been drawn to the boat the girl began name nor abiding placd Jut those Pooh! It was working l inshore were things to be found out dead easy! but fun! She Nothing r Silas Blanche let fall tbe magazine was cheered again and again but she Mr Ijosmer sprat bq was yeatjjng tsf tftat sti? deserved H to pick it tip A squat man with a Mr HosmeF tf&s hauled up on a thick neck was Just too quick for dock a watery man Water had him Mr Hosmer fell back In his surroundedvery him surand he had chair and vowed that If he ever got rounded water him pounded that squat man In the tolls of the law on the back and They rolled him on a they he would squeeze the life out of him barrel They called him a hero and Miss Blanche dropped her handkercalled him a fool He was finally chief and Mr Hosmer sprang again they pumped out and sent to a hotel to A man was before him recuperate and word was left that he That settled baldhead in case he ever should call at the Ackworth residence had a lawsulj Miss Blanche looked as soon as able to receive thanks about for some one to tell her where He was all right by the next after the Flatiron block was ahd Just as noon except for a feeling that he had Mr Hosmer had opened his mouth to the Hudson by several Inches answer the porter came along apd lowered At last he and the call was made Five minutes gave full Information stood face to face with the girl of his bis dromes waking hours "I want to thank you so very very much” she said after the formalities "But why did you jump overboard?” “To save you of course” he replied "But you couldn't swim a stroke! Besides I upset the boat on purpose Just to scare the people a bit!" But— but I saw you on the train a few days ago?” "Yes?”‘And I had — had to get an Introduction to you!” "I don’t understand why!” “Because I fell In love with you at v Advertise Al Once In This ta ) al - first sight” "You r Villain of the World You Can — " Tell Me All later Mr Hosmer had him cornered up and was saying: "You villain of the world tell me all you can about that angel or I'll murder you on the spot!" That was the way the young lawyer came to know name and address Porters on chair and parlor cars get to know local travelers to ascertain Of course Mr Hosmer figured point that ho must be more or less conventional He must have an Introduction In the regular way He made a trip to the town above to get It and even made an excuse to call at tbe house to see the father but be was not Introduced He simply beard a rustle of skirts passing the library door When he got back home he ’ slammed Blackstone down on the ble and exclaimed: "Darn the law!" For two straight weeks Mr Hosmer No took to going Into the city dally use! He stood in front of the block until the wind had turned him around seventeen times but the He girl did not appear even attended Sunday services in the town above but Miss Blanche was not In any of the pews She had either got hold of a new book or was an attendant at some other church Jlr Hosmer awoke one Monday morning determined to banish the girl from his mind and take the first rssault and battery case that came He sat down to the law on along punching the head of your fellow man but he could not get Interested That girl’s face was before him He went and stated his case to tbe veteran lawyer and although and the former advice was repeated It was added that he was a chump he was not yet satisfied His feelings were bubbling when he took the boat for the town above with several desperate resolutions in He would turn subscription his mind book agent hs would turn tin ped "And— find V "And I can’t begin the practice of law until I get through with romance" When the recovered and man had departed the house Mrs Ackworth asked her daughter what sort of a person she had found him “Why I think he means well hut he rather startles one at first” “Is he to call again?” I suppose So! Yes he’s just “Um! that kind and after a girl has saved a young man’s life she can’t drive him Yes a very to suicide you know very nice young man and he’ll call again” Waking Up the Evangelists An English clergyman visiting this tells of a bishop In England country who when a new church In his dioto was be consecrated received cese that tbe armany letters complaining chitect had disfigured the Interior with useless decoration The bishop decided to make an and acspection of the new building the architect to cordingly summoned meet him there The bishop could find nothing wrong until just as he reached the chancel to catch' sight of four he chanced wooden Images apparently guarding the pulpit "What do these figures represent?” he was asked “The four evangelists” “They appear to be asleep?” “Do you think so?” “I certainly do” the architect called out Whereupon to a man who was at work on one of the pews: “Henry bring your chisel and open the eyes of the evangelists" — Magazine Being Well Born The problem of being well born has to philosophers and statesappealed men In all times The Jews guarded the birthright In ways that are largefor the virile strength ly responsible The of the race Spartans secured strong warriors but failed to develop Plato definitely workother qualities ed out plans to secure right consciThe eugenic of birth ence of the Romans made them the rulers of the world Beecher's Baying uttered the Henry Ward Beecher "The mother’s heart Is the saying child’s schoolroom A Wall ADVERTISE THE agitation The Uregor Texas the house fly In Texas has resulted in the killing of millions a heap of millions of files caught in specially built fly traps for the extermination of above photograph shows THEFT WEIGHED HEARS PRAYERS DIES an Eccentric Religious Enthusiast Wealthy Fish Merchant In WashingRetired ton Market Manhattan From Business and Intended to Spend Life In Ease New York — After picking out a burial plot making his will and carryfor his ing out other arrangements death John Elsey 71 years old whose eccentricities had made him one of the city characters committed suicide In his home 98 Jewett avenue Jersey City Just before firing two bullets to his head he had his Mrs Augustus Elsey read to him sevHe eral extracts from a sent her to her room to do some and said he was going to take a bathwent he ihort nap to Instead room where he killed himself Elsey several years ago was one of the wealthiest fish merchants in WashHe sold ington Market Manhattan out his place for $250000 and then decided to devote himself to a life of Religion was his religion and ease main Interest in life One of his children died 20 years ago and he founded the Elsey Chapel in Jewett avenue as a memorial Before that time Elsey had carried his religious re searches to the point of making freWhen the quent changes In his faith (hapel was opened he yas among tbe AJventlsts convinced not long aftHe became erward that the Salvation Army were the exponents of his favorite doctrines and he gave tbe chapel to conthe Salvationists when he was verted Subsequently It was occupied as the Church of the First Born by sect and went the Faith Cure then back to the Salvation Army Elsey frequently talked from the pulpit and to tell tbe influences that delighted had worked to convert him to a new faith He was married twice His first him and the second wife divorced The widow of his son died In 1900 Mrs Augustus Elsey and Mrs Jessie him with lived a Tulley housekeeper IN PLEA FOR GUADAL0UPE Henry Beranger French Senator Sees Great Future for Colony In the Antilles in the Jewett street house The old man had other valuable property among the realty pieces being a mansion In Duncan avenue that he sold last April-tEdward J Edwards state controller Several timesi since then he regretted the sale of this house Two weeks ago with his he went to Cypress Hills cemetery In Brooklyn where he made arrangements for a burial plot for himself and also he picked out one for Mrs Elsey He admitted to Mrs Elsey he had made all his plans for death However there seemed to be no change In his spirits after that time He seemed cheerful as he listened to several chapters from his newest religious book Prevailing Prayer After he waa found with two bullets In his head In the bathroom he never recovered consciousness “I don’t know why he should have killed himself” said Mrs Elsey "He and I have lived to ourselves for years as fine as princes He had plenty of money to last him all his life but he worried about money he had lost and about the sale of the Duncan avenue house Then he has not been the same since be gave up his busi- ness’ MOTHER URGES Witness Says dered by SON’S Woman Another Baltimore Saw DEATH Mur- Boy Youth In Baltimore— That Mrs Emma Bamberger saw mortal wounds Inflicted on her son and encouraged Albert Patterson to kill the boy was the startling testimony In the police court as the gruesome aftermath of a terrific struggle In which young Bamberger lost his life late the other night woman ran across the “That “She slapped street” said a witness the boy In the face and said ‘Kill him ” Other witnesses corroborated that testimony Albert J Patterson who did the cutthe action of ting was held pending a coroner’s inquest while Mrs Bamberger the dead boy’s mother was held as an accomplice In Meeting of the the I GIRLS’ BULLOCK DENTIST ever Offic Devil’s Lake" N D — Remorse for having stolen an apple from the Quality department store of this city 20 years ago when she was a schoolgirl caused a St Paul woman who signed her name as "Mrs F C” of Dayton’s the Bluff St Paul to send Ipcal merchant a letter asking forgiveness The owners of the store say they know who the woman Is but refuse to disclose her Identity than 20 years ago” says the St Paul woman “I was a schoolgirl living In Dakota and you were runthe store at the trading point ning now Devil’s Lake While on my way to school one day I saw that no one was looking and I took a big apple from a basket In front of your place I was converted last Friof business day night In a revival meeting being held In one of the churches In this vicinity and I want to make my wrong right both with you and my maker” CONFISCATE 0 F Sha Storekeeper TO Paper Mao- - ON HER MIND Converted at a Revival Aske Forgivenese Suicide of of MAIL Man In Tree Dead a Year Missoula Mont—The mummified remains of a man believed to have been E Kost a globe trotter Judging from papers found on him was disThe man had covered in a tall tree been sitting above an old Indian hunthe had slipApparently ing platform' ped and his leg caught in the limb The body had been hanging for more ' than a year Reads Page at a Glance - moved receive and transmit to the Victim of Disease of Eyes Also Is Enbrain the image of the entire page abled to Memorize Article except that part falling upon the cenat Sight Paris — Henry Beranger the French which tbas been detral portion the senator representing Guadaloupe New York— Visual power by which stroyed” French island colony In the Lesser Antilles group in the Atlantic has Issued a man can read the entire page of an OLD BOWL CENTURY a public appeal lb behalf of that Isl- ordinary book at a glance and repeat PUNCH and which he has Just visited every line word for word is the subSenator Beranger foresees a great ject of an article by Dr George M Relic of Early New York to Be Placed of current In the The Gould number for in Metropolitan Industrial Muaeum for and agricultural future but he declares that the Journal of the American Medical asGuadaloupe sociation That this power Is due not burdened island Is now too heavily to normal visual conditions but to a New York — The Morton punch bowl with taxes an historic piece of rare Lowestoft He points out that in the last ten disease of the eyes is Dr Gould's conIncreased tention has porcelain which was presented to the years the population The man with the remarkable eyes city of New York by Governor Jacob from ISO 000 to 220000 and Guadaloupe has maintained her output of la designated as “Mr C” This man Morton In 1812 has just ended a has can read several books each evening sojourn In the governor’s room the coffee production sugar of fruit and usually he can repeat all he has of the city hall and will now he contripled and the production He is fond of signed for to a glass case read without error flavorings has steadily mounted in the Metropolitan Museum of Art What Guadaloupe needs says Sen- poetry and novels and a quick glance The bowl Is nearly six feet in cirator Beranger Is a chance to work by at the pages suffices to fix Its contents cumference She needs to Indelibly in his memory herself and for herself making it the largest perThe case was easily explained by fect piece of the ware in existence be freed from excessive taxes levied of the phy- Its ample Interior carries a huge bird's by the mother country and the great those who have knowledge or eye view of New York city In 1903 tovariety of fiscal charges which stlne siology of binocular Somd time dur- gether with tbe seals of the nation and Dr Gould says the efforts of planters and fishermen under and which together constitute a bur- ing the middle years of the man's life state the frigate Constitution the full sail and a presentment of a shipden which discourages the admirable the central part of the retina Its Inscription reads: enthusiasm of the Islanders to develop “macular” region of the right eye was yard caused You will preserve th "Drink deep Into a successful and brilliant colony destroyed by an Inflammation The "fixing” part of city and encourage canals" by the retina was obliterated leaving U C Man May Float Llberte or hole Warned round blind — by Mental Telepathy Ferthere Family space B Maj Harley Washington Mich — Mental not diseased and conDetroit telepathy guson engineer corps U S A who The left eye was aided Mrs Richard Meyer to foretell of the tinued the usual perfection of a masuperintended tbe removal her father's death at St Louis Mo Maine from Havana harbor may If cular or central vision "By long unconscious and forced ex- He died shortly after telepathic comthe war department accepts an invitaGould continues Dr “the munication had been flashed to all his tion from th French minister of ma- ercise" children Mrs Meyer claims that for rine go to Toulon to supervise the healthy zone of the right retina surfloating of the wreck of the battleship rounding the macular was educated to years the family has been wCned of such a degree that It could when un impending disaster by similar flashes Llberte OF MONTH Utah Salina - Emmott Robins PROFESSIONAL BARBER STr IN GET AOQDAIin'BD TOUR UtJNRDY Build Inc miilQ White N Bouse J BATES (LawyerMl Notary Public RICHFIELD How Postmaster Is to End Practice He Regards as Evil —To Give Letter to Parents Flushing N Y — A new and effective scheme for curbing misuse of the general delivery window has Postmaster ben put Into effect by He will 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