| Show son PAPER A Devoted to Cents Scents Sense and Nonsense Principal Editor UNO IIOO Deputy Asst EditoPvUBET URLIFE B I Z Ness Dep’y Asst’s Clerk T E R HIS: Per Annum in Advance Six Months Single Copies - 61 1 50 00 10 CLVIt BATES: $ 500 Five Copies to one address Ten Copies to One Address and one to the clubber 1000 For sale by all resectable Newsdealers everywhere aaaaaaflavaaaaaaaaaaaasatgaaaaffa ADVERTISEMENTS Owing to the limited space devoted to Advertising we shall be under the necessity of restrict ing Advertisements to TEN lines or less Terms each insertion fiftv cents a line All Communications must to receive attention Hoo & Co Box D Salt THURSDAY - on be Business in order addressed— Uno Lake City - - DEC 1 1S70 EDITORIAL A WORD WITH OVB SURSCBJBERS We have thought some of issuing another volume of this paper to commence next March but have not decided whether to issue it in its present form or to enlarge it to double the present size at a proportionate increase in the price We would like to hear from the various clubs interested on this subject immedi- ately the sooner the better so that our arrangements can be made in time THE CUARGE “ Charge TO I Chester TilE I say is treason may you THE BALL AT OGDEN HOLE Our space forbids us stating in detail Mr B the galaxy of beauty present was charming in tight pants rather short in the legs wore his raven Mr F hair parted in the middle and a beautiful blonde moustache purchased at Squires’ Mr which was the pride of the evening was excessively stylish in a pair of J pants constructed of buckskin which owing to the expansion at the knees conveyed the idea that he was in our opin Mr S about to jump ion the beau of the evening wore a crimson moustache with scarlet whiskers and “The genial magenta colored hair warmth generated by a peculiar arrangement’’ kept up the dance until “the wee sma’ hour ayont the twal” Although we had no “chef de qnisine " the participants pitched into the grub in a style calculated to create a lively consternation among mine host and the cooks MINING A gentleman from Opliir City informed us recently that a very rich lead had been struck in that vicinity We asked him if No said he something it was silver richer than that Gld? No richer than What is it? A fountain of rich gold amber hued beer! Its antiquity is indu-- j bitable It was found hidden away in an oaken barrel under a lot of antediluvian fossils which must have been in existance After considerable for untold centuries sampling and testing of the quartz the discoverers proceeded to locate by posting up a notice claiming 200 feet in that ledge We with all its dips angles and spurs understand other parties are moving in the matter and threaten to jump the claim Go slow gents no bloodshed Treason gentlemen'' is where the The United States is treasonably slain Treaslayer in such a case is a treasoner son by a wooden gun is as much treason as treason with a double barreled shotgun If 500 men go over Jordan with double barreled shotguns to hunt rabbits it is not treason but if they take a brass band with tliemit constitutes treason in the eye of the law It is the handing together that makes it treason You will bear in mind that treason is one thing and a Parading at brass band is another tiling Corinne is not treason but drilling in the If it is not 20th Ward is treason be treason must it manslaughter has nothing to do with treason One man can not commit felo de se on an7— other that is clearly my view Gentlemen An easy way to make an impression — I think you can have no difficulty Trea fall down in the mud Self-murd- head on him’’ This is all very wrong havo any heads to spare up there you may put one on the New Move but don’t interfere with the Judge or the Herald will never forgive you If you WANTED About half a dozen good active intelligent editors to fill our place while we take our wife out for a ride on the Utah Central ATTENTION ! NAUVOO LEGION ! Read the advertisements in this number The successful man is he who advertises judiciously Any one who has anything for sale worth having can afford to advertise it It pays X — We don’t know what the charge jury was exactly but the charge to Howard was $500 Z — The reason John Graham is so obSHOCKING streperous up at camp is because he has One of our artists captured in the late been confined to Graham bread ever rebellion has been heard to threaten with since he was arrested U N I Versity— Yes if Prof Park many a Savage oath that ho will take Camp Douglas or perish in the attempt says so there must he five Seas in all There is the Black Sea of which we He bas already sent for the instruments We regret the incarceration of our special gave a magnificient picture in our 1st Volartist as he was engaged on a beautiful ume then there is the Red Sea in which This is one of the Pharaoh got upset once if you rememcartoon for our paper ber and the Blue Sea about which horrors of war JURY charge P' CORINNE The murder of a father is fratricide but it is not fratricide Wo learn that some of the inhabitants if a man murders his mother You know of Corinne-havbeen threatening a cerwhat treason is and I need not tell you tain that “if he goes up there to Judge what it is not I repeat: treason is trea- interfere about their drill they’ll put a like You retire if son to the whatshisname sings so beautifully: “The blue the fresh the ever free'1 etc Then there is the See of Rome on which the Pope recently went down and the— the 0I1 yes— the U C THE NEW CHARIER rORS L CITY Is the Charter Oak which (with other choice stoves) is almost given away by Don’t fail to secure T & W Taylor one before they are all gone a A person attending church took down hymn as he heard it and afterwards re- for a translation ferred to the hymn-boowith the following result: k WIIAT HE HEARD swaw da waw raw Thaw saw thaw law aw waw taw thaw raw vaw waw bra w t AVaw-kaV Aw thaw raw j aw saw aw ” “Waw-ka- THE TRANSLATION “Welcome sweet day of rest That saw the Lord arise Welcome to this reviving breast And these rejoicing eyes’’ |
