Show T A VOL ZEE E Paper Devoted to Cents Semi-Month- ly 2 SALT LAKE CITY Sense and EJonsense Scents SEPTEMBER 1870 NO 13 THE NEW MOVE ON ITS LAST LEGS WE REG TO STATE TFTAT “THE HEARER OF THTS TTAS BEEN APPOINTED TO SOTTCTT DONATIONS FOR THE USE OF THE R FORM AND DIRER AT PARTY WE EARNESTLY" APPEAR TO EVERY PHILANTHROPIST AND CHRISTIAN MAN To AID THESE PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY MUCHSACRIFICED SO THIS REOGTNG EXPEDITION ON THE PART OF OTJR FR TENDS OF THE “NEW MOVE” SHOWS WE HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE IN SUCH STRAITENED CIRA TERUTRLE STATE OF AFFAIRS CUMSTANCES SEND THE RACKET ROUND TO OUR OFFICE AND WE’LL SEE IF WE CAN’T SCARE UP SOME COLD VICTUALS Anecdote op Sheridan — Sheridan once succeeded admirably in entrapping a noisy member who was hi the habit of interrupting every speaker with cries of ‘‘hear hear” Richard Brinsley took an opportunity to allude to a political character of the time whom he represented as a person who wished to pi iy the rogue but had only sense enough ‘ to play the fool Where” exclaimed Sheridan in continuation and with great emphasis ‘‘Where shall we find a more foolish knave or a more knavish fool than this?” “Hear hear!” was install' ly bellowed from the accustomed b ncli The wicked wit bowed thanked the gentleman for “his ready reply to the ques tion” and sat down amid convulsions of laughter from all but their unfortunate subject n r We regret to have to announce that one of the hands engaged in erecting our new press unavoidably' had his back broken He had the large hammer raised about to strike when the whistle blew for six o clock of course he dropped it instanter and — hence the accident The engineer is responsible in this case : '’he whistle should never be blown in the evening without due notie being given In the morning men’s nerves are strongerand it does not create such excitement' Getting out of a Scrape— A lawyer who was sometimes forgetful having been engaged to plead the case of an offender began by saving “ know the prisoner at the h r and he bears the character of being tin most consummate and impudent scoundrel ” Here somebody whispered to him that the prisoner was his client when he immediately continued “But what great and good man ever lived who was not calumniated by many of his contemporaries” An Iowa paper tells of a smart wife helped her husband to raise seventy acres of wheat The way she helped him was to stand in the door and shake a If you want anything from a paper of stick at him when he sat dowii to restl pins to a second hand pulpifcall on John A New York lady received among her See adverW Snell at the Idaho Store wedding presents thiee sewing machines tisement six large family Bibles and ten ice pitch“Vat veddor vill it be to day?” asked a Boston A ers lady had twenty-on- e pairs German of his neighbor “Veil I don’t Every man thinks that Caesar’s wife of silver her bridal among know vot you think?” “I think it vill ought to be above suspicion but he is far ' ' he vedder as you think” “Veil den I less particular as to what Caesar himself presents A sky lark — going up in a baloon think so too” ought to be that - r FJ 0 Q |