Show A 8emi-X&onth- ' VOL Dense and nonsense Paper Devoted to Cents Ocents ly 2 SALT LAKE CITY AUGUST 15 ' v 1870 t 5i NO 12 THE SITUATION r PRESENT MODE OF TRAVELING IN EUROPE' NAPOLEON BEINJ PRESSED BY STERN NECESSITY CHANGES HIS BASE ‘ ALL CAN BE KETK1EVED The following is published by particular request : HINTS TO FARHERS your team off the roid as the waste water is apt to cause a mire hole where it stands — of course you do this not so much on others account as your own This saturating process as at present conducted is We trust to As our paper is rapidly extending its in- a very laborious operation fluence through all ranks of society from see the day when the honest farmer can saturate his load at a regular saturating the potentate in his purple magnificence machine for a trifling consideration and to the sturdy son ot toil who gains an without loss of time proceed at once to his The loader’s natural good honest independence by the insensible destination will suggest the propriety of placing perspiration of the os frontis we have sense in all the deemed it advisable to offer a few hints to loadthe damaged hayweedsthe centra of also thistles and sunflowers certain classes of the community These last are invaluable for binding it Those who are not farmers are requested together A good layer of Timothy or Clover does verv well to finish the outside to skip the ensuing article with but is rather too “costive” for the MANAGEMENT OP HAY Some haul the water in Economize the hay all the way from home — now this is entirely unnecessary You can at any stream in the vicinity of the city wet your hay to the required extent Then have ir weighed as soon as possible as it drips off and evaporates very rapidly this warm weather If practicable nave it wet over night and weighed in the morning but before you proceed to moisten it draw filling ANOTHER PLAN : HE STILL THINKS j several yoke of your poorest and hungriest cattle and in unloading turn them to the stack and be sure to give them ample time to fill themselves to suffocation This item to the honest farmer is alone worth the cost of a year’s subscription to tho Keepapitchinin These remarks are equally applicable to coarie salt— Ed Borrowing Chickens— John Boston stole some chickens aud thus got clean “And you deny having taken the chickens John?” asked the? Court “Hi boss sartiii nebertuk urn” “But the officer says he found them in I r your possession” “Sar?” “You had them in your hands when ar- rested” “E s sah boss but I didn’t stole urn” “How did you come by them?’ it stand “I borrowed urn” e until the resembles hay “Natu“The owner says not” ral I lav’ as it is termed weighs fa more “Well you see boss he was asleep than ordinary hay when saturated to its when I went to borrow dera chickens an utmost capacity and also saves a vast ex- I didn't like to ’sturb him soljistuk and labor penditure of time ’em an’ was gwine 'back de next day to N B — Do not fail to bring with you tell him” is to load the green grass right wagon as it is cut and then let onto the out-id- ‘ r |