| Show © THE KEEPAPITC HININ 94 ANOTHER NEW MOVE ON MAIN STREET A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING Brown explains that he thought Jones was Smith Mr Jones assures him that the explanation is Brown kicks Jones of tho 6th Wardy severely much to his surprise Mr perfectly satisfactory Provo City May 3 1870 Messrs Uno Hoo &Co: Noble champions of the cause of freedom your paper (singular coincidence) arrived at the same time the mail got in The bold on the 30th of last month freemen ot Provo hailed with joy the announcement that you were going to establish an agency here Yesterday at the usual hour for the mail to arrive the street was crowded The male was nine hours behind time still they waited the prancing steeds at length drew up and were soon surrounded by the unterrified all anxious for your valuable paper The reason the male was behind time was owing to the wait ey character of the mail It reminds us forcibly of the good old days when Leonard I used to run the Southern try voeaklg male which came down one wek and tried to get back the We hain’t got many dreamers next among us Your paper is appreciated by the independent portion of this community Many move would declare lor your movement but for the winter boarding with the Relief Society: when summer comes you may look for big support from this precinct particularly if you take suckers although the crop of suckers will not be so large as last season if the revenue law is strictly enforced It has been given out that the law requires a three cent stamp on each grasshopper used to catch a sucker with have taken the liberty to correct the statement that your movement is not conmove nected with the Vinegar-Bitter- s I ment Your loyal friend Hilly Hank Early in October last I was counseled by my Bishop not to trade at certain stores at that time I thought it my duty to obey the Bishop I saw an article in a certain forbidden store that I fancied and thinking it was wrong to trade with them I undertook to steal it was caught in the attempt and that same pious Orthodox Bishop causejl me to be cut off from the Church And that’s what they call building up the kingdom Now! never would have stolen the article had they not placed a prohibition on its No sooner was 1 excommunicated than they wished me to pay up my Emigration debt which had only run fifteen years and other debts that I was owing them Just at this time a light shone round about my heart and I saw that the old Orthodox institution was a humbug and 1 saw too that the principles of the “New Move” had long been mv principles for years In conclusion allow me to say that I love President Young he has done a great amount of good I do not war against him but against his principles Oh! that he would become as I am and see things as I see them he would then join the movement and believe in no Devil and the other fundamnntals of the Church of Zion Deuteronomy Suckertash POE TICAL JUSTICE In Box Eider county There never was seen A sweeter young creature Than Annabel Green She was fair as the lilies And pure as the snow And Ichabod Brown Was sweet Annabel’s beau Fair Annabel Green Tnus to Ichabod spoke: “Should you ever prove false My poor heart would be broke Then he answered “I hope pur-chan- S Mr Editor:— L City May 12 To be roasted and ate If my Annabel’s love I shall ever forget’’ But Ichabod Brown Proved faithless and soon Poor Annabel Green Was deserted and lone Then she went and she mourned She sobbed and she sighed Till her tender heart broke And she lay down and died Then Ichabod Brown Was never at rest He roamed far away Over Jordan out West And in rambling around Some Digger Utes met him And built up a fire And roasted and ate him 1870 I Being of a curious turn of mind' inquired through Sister WILLIAM S by planchette last night for a Ziontific solution of the following obstetrical wonder viz: what is the cause or philosophy of an embryo the arms of which grow before the head does? Answer in big letters— A FALSE Conception!! Yours Ac ' An WOLFISH Iowa editor acknowledges the reSalt Lake City ceipt of Congressional documents in ad- Gessoo Smith Messrs Uno Hoo & Co: vance cfthe mail The way it occurred P S — I wish you’d let the subject of was this: Gentlemen— When in the course of hur a wolf chased the ax has been man events it drop accomplished that my about four miles They want the Governa person has discarded the Orthodox ment to put on that route a number of One of the most eminent lawyers in Church and adopted a New Move reswolves to facilitate matters New tell used to England young practitpect for the opinions of others demands line in modern poethat he should state some of the causes ioners that the finest Text for sinners— Pretext which compelled the separation try was Scott’s: “Charge Chester charge!” May 10 1870 mail-carrie- able-bodie- d - |
