| Show £0 tit II 0 A HARD CASE OUR UNION JACK Provo wants to know what Gr will cure the toothache Judge Clinton has enjoyed quite a respite lately from his judicial labors but on Friday last a case came up before him which required his undivided attention it was literally a hard case if there ever was’ one but the Judge was equal to the emergency and summoning alibis legal and personal fortitude he opened it up in his usual dignified style much to the satisfaction of the interested It turned out to be a case of spectators There Are a great many recipes for We always found curing the toothache everybody posted on this subject each individual we asked always had a peculiar' formula of his own warranted to prove effectual We had no idea there were so many cures for it and each different1 from every other until we investigated the subject for ourself We have tried a km great many things but the only simple and effectual cure that we could recomoysters mend is to fill your mouth with cold wa- - ’ ter and sit on the stove until it boils If that don’t cure it you had better have it CONTRIBUTORS (DISTINGUISHED pulled out at once TO OUR! COLUMNS J "All bail ! the Union colors boys The Black White and Red For the Fifteenth Amendment boys Is bound to go ahead x' '' Then mix up all the pigments boys Andgrind grind away For these are just the colors ' That are bound to bear the sway g J The emblem of our banner — ' ' Our prowess and oiir might— Is the Nigger and the Injun On a ground of Saxon White As the streaking of the niorning We’ll have stripes of Injun red ‘And for stars up in the corner We will have the Nigger's head V f' Uno Ho6t Ubet Yerlife By Jingo Resurgam1' Viator Another Trollop Sax? ey ( well known as the inventor of the Bear Lake monster) and a host of others too notorious to mention If we were to enormous sums inform the public-whwe are compelled to expend in order to obtain the exclusive control of this talent they would not believe us it is so incredible but we are determined that no ex- ' pense shall be spared to make our paper We-di- d the first in the land intend to employ Mrs Southworth bytshe is engaged on the New York Ledger however we can secure Mr South worth we are certain and he must have a superior intellect or he couldn't keep tavern these dull times ' - ' And the Injun and the Whiteman The Chinaman and Nigger They’ll all hang together In a most harmonious figure Thus we’re working in the colors In a way yoifwoufiln’t think So grind grind away boys- And never mind'tko —ink - r ' r agaiD ? i ELNORA—Yes the question is finally settled and it is now generally conceded that the Florence Sewing Machine & the best in use' " Au I u ti j S ADVERTISEMENTS j i 1! J Cod-fis- h - i t :c u ’L ir A i i r4 Jilu J f knew'tha J' pbcket--anc- t iv fK: 'X: it about it from tb C i ‘ W DAVIS HAS GOT SHOTiAGAI- XCannons’ Cholera' Cordial: lighten evenUhe most benighted of our also subscribers we reply Simply because Mustard Mustang’ Liniment' and all the4 delicacies of the Season1' everything was dull dark and torpid all j ' business at a stand still and the world ' Vr We knew of our IF YOU WANT TO LE AttN ALL ABOUT I needed waking up own knowledge thatf we could do this Kragin Kullom'and Kolfaxand to see all :Had not' taken hm komic kollectin "of kards kail onT We:knew‘' 7 Jambs D yrYER a was ' the census — r— sense enou 7 v menagerie " good tliir Then crowd in all the color boys The Red White and Black And grind grind away' boys We’ll make our Union Jack Then we'll n&il it to the mast boys And fling it where we please" It shall wave in every land yet And float on every breeze ' i it iu sinners and sanctified Salfiio Through the go on their way rejoicing influence which our paper exerts" we As Ac Spring is opening up and the o afar off1 for our country' afuture as would suggest s ground getting mellow we y sun— or a that now is a good time to put in sub- luminousijasthe noon-damoon dark the of in the to our scriptions paper f ’ i y m try U T Ogden Hole wants to know why we started pur paper at this particular time Although we consider this a very simple question yet wishing to en- i i r G- t HINT 1T0 FARMERS B American Fork — Your article is quite a creditable effort and evinces tal- ent of a high order' It I mi ht do very well for such papers as the fitws or the Telegraph but this is no criterion for us it is hardly up to the mark for our paperj ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS v i TJU 0 J ' We’ll catch the Iujun napping Get old Sambo on a rail ' And as for Johnny Chinaman We’ll seize him by the tail y Then we’ll griud them up together Make a color most unique — A color that is fast boys Twill go it like a streak 77 ' - Abe Farmington says he sent to New York for some “pnguent warranted to force a beard on the smoothest face in ten days or money refunded” He says it fails to do it and the money isn’t re' ' funded Why is it? j isn’t the smoothest face Perhaps your’s in the world If not you have no right to expect a beard at The Saxon white you know boys The dirt will soon impair But a little of the bone black Will moderate the glare In union there is strength boys— You needn’t hold your noses — ' You’ll soon admire the scent As of blooming garden roses ‘‘7 7 I G- - We’ll gobble up th‘e Injun And amalgamate the Nigger For that is just the way boys To make the nation bigger Then mix in all the” tints boys And grind grind away For these are j ust the colors That will always win the day ‘ I v ' il fire-fl- NOTICE Small to tiie pirns ' Friniing Boubleback-atioi- t U-- : Prefer for sale with rules type etc all complevq Inquire of J Grimshaw at News otnee |
