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Show Pago Five "GO TO SCHOOL." PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT: ASK US ANOTHER "Reports have reached me that some young people who had planned to ent or college,, Confucius say, Navy, than it is to attend college. a decision would bo unfortunate. "We must have 'well-educat- and ed will usually ..mind last year, are intending to. interrupt." their education at this t i me hoc an s e. they feel that it is more patriotic to mork in a shipjaard, or to enlist in the Amy or ... "Husband who have no get a piece of wifes." did the wall say to the .Q-.-P- ing? A Such ...cei-1- - plastered, too? Are you tho little Egyptian say when ho passed the pyramid? did Q,--- intelli- T boy . have sound judgment in gent citizens dealing with the difficult-- problems of to-day. Wo" must also have scientists, economists',' and' other .people 'with specialized knowledge, to plan ."and to build for national.1 defense as' well as for social who in there?. my mummy Is A--- , and economic progress. should be advised that it the- rs, ohgi-;;-noo- doer? A--- people Young - I meeting Monday,. Sept f A ' its,., first in. tha' 'student 1 ' also discussed, .. - " VHAT?-g- Welker Excuserme,. .coach. Tainan ;Yos, Finally,-- ; - FOR'"iltHE D. , ,.a . backward ' - .D -- - f onward to. Walter half as married him( have iEVTYlJSD CLUB , ."So " ' you like to hear themselves listen to they wont '. went out with a blonde and a last night , eh?" "Yes,.- she needs a henna wash badly." Freshie I want some- peppeh. ;Rudgor (In the right flood) What kind, Fred- .white, 'black, c aye nne Frqshie I want, sonic" writing poppeh. ! - . ; ; . . v, girl falls in :loVe' she has something- to look soe the chance.. ' I didj " .... . j stranger. , I "E : should because party-chairm- an, yjj lost always easy to got to. u wives 'Moat Falck, faculty, appointed LIr. Wolkor to., shp'or- -. vise the party. at Veyo, Draw, your own conclusion. is 'dont Muriel is the i list rub tor .ini the; marriage class afid "lids :Mis.s,, ' it's a was ...when you Lad one ; I ' one Roone--Yo- work-,- ' Senior lost--where . courtship and already indicated that laboratory is to bo .emphasized this ye nr-'- . - Di 1 Mr. -- ! 1 ; ' When-- ; Muriel I Much as I the year and is, traditionally, tho timo., when bridal gifts arc presented to lady '' faculty members ...who do .not intend, 1 9.. s ; "children" teach other people any more. rasp- know, why thov drop fiiNo erf oL Because ;his- para was '.in the pen. in 'thought. - is the final party little tho why JUST JOKES Ur. Wolkor has boen appointed as chair-- ., man of tho faculty "YayofCparty all 6f which needs some' explanation. The "Veyo" ; - .d. BRIDES, knoi-- stand-by-- s. but the date has not yot both set ..... .However, it will take placd'LeodL..7-'L-ip the hear future; so, Froshios, take VEYO, you ; , ' , C OURTSHIP Bud?- Suggestions for parking gum. Many of the students are very original. though maiiy resort'-- ' to somo of tho old - was ya, ; WANTED: body 'room. It was decided .'that'-- tho annual fall-hik- e should bo held on Oct. L, and a committee was selected- to take- care, of ; : Because his mother was in a jam. ; 16 : Do .you Roosevelt'. council hold details. Freshman initiation Q,--- A STUDENT COUNCIL fZAKSls' PLANS tho Hi berry cried? ,D. student A--- " l f' The the big rose say .to tho did., . : l D. What .Little--rose?' . bo-'wel- ya, buck?;; Hi Q, is their p.atri-- - otic duty to continuo tho normal course 5f tlioyt. are their education, prepared called, so that they wfli to for greatest usefulness their be They will promptly notlf iod-'lthoy arc needed for other patriotic sor vices. unloss-vandnuhti-- doc say to the male - ,n v v. heard": Charlie - . : :' ' make a you in grammar last higit?-Yes, ho spoke of your" beauty, ir So , fli'stake' Ditto the present tense" instead of tho past. |