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Show THE DIXIE NEWS WHAT WISE AND OTHERWISE OTHERS ARE DOING The State Legislators recently visited the A. C. U. and spoke highly of that institution. The U. A. C. took the state championship in the college triangle debates, winning victories from the U. of U. and the B. Y. U. The A. C. and the B. Y. U. decided the College Basket Ball Championship February 2 and 3. .The B. Y. U. was victorious. From the B. Y. IT. The second Leadership Week at The the B. Y. U. was a big success. attendance was estimated at about thirty-fiv- e hundred. In spite of the B. Y. U.s, efforts, the U. A. C. took the triangle debating championship. Preparations are now being made to meet the University of Southern California. Richfield High School Hello, Nothing. Cyril William Hello, Something, lie as well as you. I can I am a descendLewis Christian ant of Lafayette, the great French We wonder if he is the explorer. gentleman who discovered the Island of Alaska. Did anyone here lose a roll of s with a rubber band green-back- around them? Chorus of voices Yes, I did. Well, I found the - rubber band. You can talk about the patience of but he never had his garter come down in a dance. Job; She What is the cause of divorces? He Marriages. so many The school Daddy Long play, Legs, was very well presented Jan- Some people are so narrow minded, could look through a keyhole they uary with both eyes. Basket Ball team lost three out of four games to Southern Utah Schools, but is not discouraged. He failed in English, flunked in Math., Mr. Martin attended the House of And then they heard him hiss, Delegates at Salt Lake City. Id like to find the man who said The R. H. S. enjoyed a visit from That ignorance is bliss. Emma the renowned singer, Lucy 25 and 2 6. Gates. At the Provo High School The cast has been selected for the school play, which promises to be suc- Some girls arent so bad as they are painted. Break, Break, Break, on thy cold cessful. stones, oh, sea! grey The Basket Ball outlook for the bet you could break for forty Ill Provo High School is very favorable. and not be so broke as me. years, It now has won the highest score in Division. the central Prospective Lawyer When a girl Junior Day was observed February steals a boys heart, is she guilty of 2nd. larceny? At the B. A. C. Judge Yes, and the usual penalty The B. A. C. is preparing to fight is life imprisonment (for the boy). for debating and athletic victories. At Parowan Verna Cox (Looking out of the The P. H. S. is this year presenting window at the snow) Does it ever an excellent lyceum number. It con- snow on the sea? Conrey B. How-- about the north sists of home talent. pole? Verna C. I mean around the Mr. Reid What is the constituequator. tion of the United States? Marion Snow That part of the back of the book which no one reads. Did you hear of the man Iky who died of hard drink? Agent I am sorry that there is no No, how did it happen? Izzy bath in the house. A cake of ice dropped on Iky Renter Oh thats alright. I only the poor fellows head. want it for a year. Miss Phillips The following is a Sie Lend me four bits, Jack. perfect syllogism. Jack Ive only got forty cents. A hill. Sie Well give me that and youll A hill is a lazy dog. owe me a dime. Proof A hill is an incline, an incline is a slope up, a slow pup is a What makes steel better than lazy dog. iron? A hill is a lazy dog. Therefore: Its more refined. Two hunters were chasing a wildBen Zeen Do you want to hear a cat, and became horrified to see it joke on crude oil? jump through the window of a cabin, No, it aint refined. Carry Seen from whence came a womans voice. Upon seeing the husband sitting Ever hear that story about the quietly on the porch, one of the hunttwo tramps? ers screamed, "For heavens sake, is Yes, a bum joke. your wife in there? Yeah. What is so rare as a day in "Quick, man, a wildcat just jumpJune? ed through the window. Hair on a mans bald head. Yeah? Well, let him get out the best way he can. I got no use for If a submarine sank, would a safe- the pesky creatures, and hanged if ty razor? I'm going to help him. Dixie Stock Growers Bank To serve the people is the aim of the Dixie Stockgrowers Bank. Let us be of service to you. We will gladly assist you in any way that we can if you will give us an opportunity. DIXIE STOCKGROWERS BANK E. B. Snow Furniture Company You Furnish The GIRL We Furnish The HOME Pickett Bros. Company Dealers in Lumber, Shingles and all other Building Material SHOP WORK A SPECIALTY Bank of St. George Capital and Surplus $63,800.00 THE BANK OF SERVICE Dixie Auto Company W. C. Pace, Prop. Dodge Sales and Service Always as Your Service St. George, Utah, Phone 22y |
