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Show The Dixie Owl, St. George, Utah LeRoi Bentley is going to make a new dictionary. He now has the following as a beginning : d and frivolous; Women: creatures loquacious, irascible, vituperative, imperious, dictatorial, turbulent, obstreperous, domineering quidnuncs; the predisposing cause as well as the panacea for all masculine cordiac disturbances. Education : A peculiar disease, to which a great many are exposed for periods of from one to twenty-fiv- e years disease contract this Those who it. dont without taking think they have it in a most malignant form. The worse you have it the more immune you feel. gar-rilou- s, light-minde- Alma Isom placed the following letter in an envelope and sent it to his father: Dear Father: I will need fifty dollars more than you sent me this month, as my expenses are unusually high. Please send check at once. Your affectionate son, Alma. P. S. Dear Father, I felt so ashamed, at having to ask to get this you for more money, that I ran to the post-offic- e letter back, but unfortunately it had gone. Dolph Lund (on witness stand) Atty. Gates: you saw him? Yes, I saw Mr Mc-Mulli- n. What was Mr. McMullin doing when I dont know. You see, I didnt see him until Dolph: he was entirely out of sight. Dear Laura, wrote Glen, Pardon me, but Im getting so forgetful. I proposed to you last night, but I have forgotten whether you said yes or no. Dear Glen, wrote Laura in answer, Your little note solved a mystery. I could distinctly remember saying no to someone but had forgotten who and what for. |