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Show THE DIXIE OWL 12 Two very pretty girls met on the street and kissed each other rapturously. Two young men watched the Theres another of those meeting. things that are so unfair, said one. What is that? said his friend. He pointed to the scene: Women famous Irishman, Sir Boyle Roche, suspecting the opposition of some sort of underhand intentions, revealed his acuteness, and his purpose to head off the enemy in the following terms: 1 smell a rat; I feel it in the air; and I will nip it in the bud. A doing Said once an old bear at the zoo, Who was feeling exceedingly blue, It bores me, you know, To walk to and fro; Ill reverse it, and walk fro and to. mens work. Heres to Miss Fortune may we always Miss her. Heres to Dame Fortune may we meet and kiss her. John E. McCann. Heres to our foes. the Devil clip their toes. That we may know them by their lie who thinks he cannot learn to love his neighbor as himself needs to learn to love himself less. Freckles on a field of tan makes a service flag that commartds respect. Mas" limping. Sever. Si Robert B: Look, Glenn! I weigh three pounds more than you do. Glenn P: Aw, youre cheatin! youve got your hands in your Today never has so many burdens that they cannot be borne. It is only when we try to lift tomorrows burdens also that we fall under the load. The man of intelligence who lacks moral force remains always a follower; he never becomes a leader, for he is seldom master of his own conduct. Heres to Life: Entered with a test endured on compulsion and left with a sigh. John E. McCann. In keeping your appointments, better wait For others who are tardy than be late. An peach Too out of reach. green, is like a or overripe, or Excuses are the patches with which we seek to repair the garments of life proves too hard for human nature, Heaven sent humor to ease the burden. idlers chance in life failure. When Butterflies are beautiful but no one builds hives for them. |