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Show THE DIXIE OWE Fool and Philosopher 11 Last evening while Mr. Davis was Brilliancy in Junior High. And now, students, we come to teaching a few modern dances to the gymnasium class, a strange visitor that important country, Germany, appeared on the scene. Although it that is governed by a man called a was tiny and inoffensive, a loud scream came from the throat of each Holding her skirts very tight girl. DOVTs she stood trembling fear. with Don't come to school earlier than Thelma and Fye sought refuge on 7 oclock, as the building will not be the table. However, nothing serious open. resulted from the visit of the timid Dont come to English C without little creature, who had been attractyour lesson for ed by the music. Dont linger in the hall. Cottam knows your number. Miss Lindsay: Leland, did you what you can put whisper Dont do y off until Leland: Yes, wunst. Dont let your lessons interfere Miss Lindsay: Paul, should Le with going out at night. land have said wunst? Dont come to school any more Paul: No, maam, he should have than six days a week. You may need said twict. one day to study. Gordon told me I was so Paula During a history examination one and so beautiful. interesting question asked by the teacher was: And yet you will tr Kate When was Rome built? The first for life with a man who beyourself to answer was Ruth A. and the regins deceiving you even during his At night. sponse was: At night? repeated the astonish- courtship. ed instructor. How in the world Rollo seemed a little puzzled over did you get such an idea as that? the use of the verb set. We recomWhy, Ive often heard my dad mend he take a course in say that Rome wasn't built in a day, and if that doesnt said Ruth. clear it up come around and we will Woman has not as set m up. Henry M. much brain as man. You never hear Miss Snow in English C. When of a woman being a philosopher. commenced teaching in this school, Annie: No; but it takes as was much better than it my ,much brain on the part of the woman is atEnglish the present. Now, I am afraid to manage a philosopher as it does to to open my mouth for fear I will put be a philosopher. my foot in it. . to-da- to-da- incubatori-al-mechanic- s, 1 Katherine M. (at party, about 10 Mr. Nicholes (calling roll.) Gordp. m.) I must go home early. what have you done with Mis: on, I must go early too. Earl C. Andrus? The last time they They left. I Gordon: havent done with were seen, they were standing at the her. bankers gate and it was early. Did you ever see them together? Can you keep a secret Bert T. One would think Lelia had her Ruth? set on (marryn) Gates. heart I can, but its just my Ruth F. hick to tell it to girls who cant. Mamma, if a boy is a Tommy Can kaiser, said Mr. Woodbury. one a me tell Yes what is? kaiser any Grant. A kaiser is a stream of hot water springin' up in the air and disturbin the earth." Did you know that Wil-b- y Karl W. had a wood chuck on the back of his head? Paul: What is a wood chuck? A bug that grows on Karl: block heads. Paul (unconcerned): Turn around and let me see your head. The following recipe was given Miss Scorup: Clean Soup. Take two pints of water; wash them thoroly on both sides; pour into a dish or something and stir around in the kitchen until done. Look, I scratched my finger with that darned pin! Youd better look out for blood poisoning, my old man. No danger, it was a safety pin. Ex. Is love due to a miProf. Hall crobe? It seems as tho it is. Roy W. You notice when a young man hangs around one place too long, he catches it. He: Dont you think ood football player? She: M'm From what I Id make a know of you for afraid youd be disqualified holding. Ex. There is just one thing that we regret, now that the Flu has flown. That is because we are unable to try Mr. Nicholes tonic preventatives. The question is not so much: lad and has a is the lad Love is what makes a man spend a but Where did we come from? 90 on a diamond ring for a money. Where are we going? Edna S. (in Physics): girl, while he tries to keep warm in last summers low cut shoes. Lelia A. (in botany laboratory): Why don't the wind blow the I wonder where of light back? Brother Hall rays WANTED A man who is wealthy, his chamois skin. keeps Mr. Hafen: handsome, dark, refined and culturWhy are you late?" ed. No St. George boy need apply. Louie: School began before II WANTED Some one to answer to Bliss. got here. my name in English C. step-fathe- r, step-ladde- r? WANTED A quiet, secluded spot WANTED where we may speak forth freely. anytime. Anna and Alma. A dance, anywhere, Everybody. Earl C. The worst thing about a boys ideal girl is some other fellows arm. |
