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Show THE DIXIE OWL Hoots From Owl this morning during my lecture in Theology. You must be mistaken, I never talk in my sleep. II Why back, I G, W. s B. C., Birthday; Great man Hooray! Willard book. Marion E. Why, I gave you one when I gave you my pic- ture. There was once a young freshman kid, Who wore a suit of clothes, so he did, Till they got so skinny, That he said By criney, cause Mr. Hall in Ag. Club, Now thats not A Nature Study What is that noise? asked Henry, Out walking in the park; That noise you hear, said N ich-ol- es Is but the dogwood s bark. And tell me why the dogwoods bark, Henry urged with such I think said Mr. Nicholes, to-d- The they hear pussy-willo- mew. IV Yes dad, I did! Cant lie, V Stern sire Relents; Gives boy Ten cents. Brave kid. VI We say First in War; first in Peace; first in ! The hearts of his countrymen! this is a fine specimen of knot grass. Tom Price Anybodys a grass. Small boy, Sharp hatchet, Stern sire, Youll catch it! Since then to sit down, skid. liar who says It is grass. Cheery tree. G. W. A man who compliments nine women on their looks and one on her cleverness, makes only one mistake. Harold Snow. d Old story, Ill Marion I want you Elson M. to give me a joke for the year Ill Uncriticised Mistakes G. W. Bro. Woodward, meeting Willard in the hall, I may be mistaken, but werent you talking Im afraid o. 13 Anon. Mr. Woodward is a fine man- He ager, but not a musician. leadsent for Mr. Bleak the band er and delivered this scathing-criticism- : I notice a lack of uniformity about the band which must he Yesterday afternoon regulated. I when visited your band, class, the largest man, Mr. Sproul, was playing the smallest instrument, a cornet or something of the kind, and two small men were playing the big drum and base horn. That sort of thing doesnt look well and must be attended to beI fore you appeal- in public. want the smallest men to play small instruments and the big men to play big instruments, and another thing I want the trombone players to slide their instruments in and out in unison. It to see them all out of annoys me step with their hands. - Marcia Allen in 4th grade A. Milton, what are exiles? Milton Exiles are something like a band of howlin coyotes. woodpecker lit on a. freshmans head, And settled down to drill. He drilled away for half a day, But finally broke his bill. A This is to certify that I, G. Marion Gates, party of the first part, do hereby transfer to Clarence Cottam, party of the second part, all previous reserved rights and priviliges to Leila Adair on condition that the said party of the second part will guarantee to spend three nights a week away from the show, said show money to be expended for U. S. Thrift Stamps. Subscribed and sworn to before me this Seventh day of February A. D. nineteen hundred and eighteen. Willard Alger, Justice of Peace. Witness hereof, Arthur Crawford. Ilnnegotiable. frank meeting Harold S. in the hall, Where are you going? To my one oclock Harold C. class. Frank dreams. Well, pleasant Ileber II. to Mr. Ilafens little daughter, Carma Ill give "you a nice present if youll come and sit on my lap. Carma, Is that why you gave aunt Erma a diamond ring? Clara, My letters are all censored that come from Mare Island. Jean, They are not censored from Camp Lewis, or Cleon would not say the daring things he does. |
