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Show DIXIE OWL, ST. GEORGE, UTAH Discourse on 11 The Almighty Dollar taph to perpetuate our memory. Almighty Dollar, whilst here enduring trials and troubles of life, we sometimes are accused of crimes and led before a magistrate. Then thou canst fee lawyers, influence a judge or pack a jury, and we go scott free. Be with us then in our dismal part. Almighty Dollar, there are no hypocrites in thy temple, no false heads at thy alter, for thou art worshipped the world over by civilized and Almighty Dollar, our acknowledged governor, protector, and benefactor, we wish to approach thee on this and every occasion with the high reverence due to exalted greatness. Almighty Dollar, without thee in this world we can do nothing, but with thee we can do all things. When sickness lays its paralyzing hand upon us thou canst provide the best nurses and the most skilled physicians, and when the last struggle of mortality is over and we are being borne to the last resting place of the dead, then thou canst provide the band of music and the military escort thither, and last but not least, erect over our graves a magnificent monument as a lasting epi savage alike, with an un unfrenzied and unfaltering affection. Almighty Dollar, thy bright and shining face bespeaks thy power. jy pocket by thy resting I hour. need thee every place; Id be ashamed if I had as bald a head Polly. as you. Let me ask you a question Did you Elson. ever see grass growing on a busy street? a monkey thousands of years to make a man of himself, but a man can make a monkey of himself in a minute. Ex. According to Dr. Darwin and others, it takes |