| Show Aunt Marys Mary's Quiet Funeral A dear old New England spinster the embodiment of the timid and I shrinking passed awa away at Carls Carlsbad bad r y where she had gone for her health i Her nearest kinsman a nephew orr ordered ordered or or- r dered the body sent back to be buried i as as was her last wish wish wish-in In the quiet little country churchyard His surf surprise surprise sur sur- f prise can be imagined when on openIng opening opening open open- ing the casket he beheld instead of f. f s the placid features of his Aunt Mary t the majestic port of an English general general general gen gen- eral In full regimentals whom he relic remembered remembered re re- lic had chanced to die at the same time and place as his aunt At once he cabled to the generals general's heirs explaining the situation and requesting instructions They came back as asI I follows Give the general quiet fu fu- Aunt Mary interred day to day to-day day with t ti full military honors six brass bands saluting saluting guns |
