Show p rA rAs s I. I OUR OUE BUDGET OF FUN SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL AND SELECTED A A. Variety of or Jokes Jokes Jokel Jibes and Ironies Original and Selected Selected Flotsam Flotsam and Jetsam from the Tide of Humor Burner Witty Sayings The nIr Bird L The bird is a a. wonderful fowl That Is la found where tho the roads are good With scarcely a a. sound It U careers oer o'er the Un ground And oil Is la Its Us principal food It utters a sad and peculiar cry Which sounds like Punk Punk Punk- And sobs fills nus Its throat when It raise raised this note As those who have heard It feel sure Its It's fond of a 8 hill hlll but It likes to go down Not up for Its It's tired from Its birth With on one flashing eye eya It flits rapidly by bF i When darkness is over the earth I It rests against railings but neer ne'er goes oes to roost In trees tren that would shelter It which Shows singular taste but It sometimes la Ia haste Will seek its repose In a 8 ditch The bird makes an excellent Pit pet When tame it has scarcely Its match But Us I must add add for a girl or a a. lad lacS A A. troublesome creature to catch I Felix Leigh I Cutting r S I Maud They Maud They say Cholly lives by hU his Wits Then Cynicus Then hell he'll suffer an early death The The Table Making It Right night Madame said the leader of of the Best Citizens' Citizens League I have come to inform you that we have Just lynched your husband by mistake The bereaved woman woman covered her face with her hands and began to moan There there the best citizen clUzen went wenton on dont cry It'll come out all right yet We expect to get the right man before night Chicago News Fond nope Hopes Do you imagine the time will ever come when the women will attend to all the business and leave the men at home to do the cooking and such I hope so You hope so Great Scott Scotti No not Great Scott at all When that time comes we men will be boss of our own homes homes' for the first time Cincinnati Enquirer Faith to the Doctor I An exchange quotes a story said to have bave been told at a charity dinner A man was brought into the accident hospital who was thought to be dead His wife was with him One of the doctors said He is dead but the theman theman theman man raised his head and said No Im I'm not dead yet whereupon his wife admonished him by saying Be quiet the doctor ought to know best Nonsense and Utterly Untrue The mother of the youthful In the senate glared at h her r offspring I can read you like a book said she Then getting her slipper sUpper she proceeded to turn over a page New New NewYork York Commercial Advertiser Saved Saved 7 t 1 o a 11 I can assure you sir sir If you purchase purchase purchase pur pur- chase one ono of ot these stoves you'll save half your fuel Very good Ill I'll take a I. I couple an an save the bally Ally lot lot Ally Simple Brutal Its It's bad enough that they must eat mules In Havana To ask If they serve servet It t table doat or a la cart seems to o savor savor of ot Philadelphia levity Philadelphia Times 1 I a. u Indeed dee L You YoU owa-YoU You say you got skinned to in f a wheel Fellows Yes Fellows Yes took a tumble the first mount r Ih L |