Show I i I I I MASCULINITIES Tho The Kaiser it is said has more than pairs of white whito trousers The Earl of Warwick Is subject to fits The more man a knows t the o le less h he hebe- hebe be r r J f A one legged bicyclist cUst cUstin in London ro- ro re- re mlles Iii h less lesS' than t nine nino uin hours If It you were to take the conceit ou out t of or som some p people ople the remains would defy identification f What Is the Cl dearest arest praise of all to a amaat aman aman man man maat or or that you should love lore those whom he loves When a man says that another thinks properly it will generally be found that the two think alike A marriage of persons under age is valid an and anI the parties concerned cannot marry again again in In some states There is a 11 time tim in every mans man's an s life to when whoa he thinks there is nothing sweeter under the sun than somebody's daughter I. I Thousands of ot souls have been lost be bo- cause somebody was ivas afraid of doing some souse something thing s somebody meb dr else would v find fault tault with You ou can never know how high a n. value a man puts on himself until he sues a railroad railroad rail rail- I road company compan for for tor the loss toss of one finger Saxe Saxo has a II law fining the tho father of a lad below tho the age ago of 18 13 or a 8 girl less than 15 years old marks for forgoing forgoing forgoing going to a ball I Biddeford Maine j has hIlS a blind man man- man man-J DarIus Perkins s by byname who name who can an kill a arat arat arat rat or mouse with his cane as qui quickly kly as n a cat could attend to the job When a II man Is looking ng for a wife he ho wants an angel but when he be goes to housekeeping he sometimes says say ugly things because he ho didn't get a cook coola The moral for ladles ladies is says author Andrew Lang Dont marry literary men The marriages marriage of at authors authors- have been wretched out of at all proportion to the common lot In Germany no end of ot couples couples' kill themselves because there is some impediment ment mont to their love or marriage But Karl I Atzler of Berlin hanged himself because of an attack of colic collo Being tr tr troubled with headache a Hannibal Han bIas man bought two pills and put them in his bis vest pocket lIe Ho also bought a 11 small pearl collar button and put it in the I same tiame pocket When it came time to take a II pill pUl he bo opened his bis mouth shut his eye and gulped one down Ho lie was relieved oi oJ his headache an and went on his way lug Afterward having use for the tho collar button he felt in Its his pocket and found d J tw two hg pills plUs but no button v J l I i d J 4 f. f |