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Show FRUIT LAXATIVE FORffl GHILD "California Syrup of Figs" can't harm tender stomach, liver and bowels. Every mother realizes, after giving her children "California Syrup of Figs" that this is their Ideal laxative, because they love its pleasant taste and it thoroughly cleanses the tender little stomach, liver and bowels -without griping. When cross, irritable, feverish, or breath is bad, stomach sour, look at the tongue, mother! If coated, give a teaspoonful of this harmless "fruit laxative," and In a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out of the bowels, bow-els, and you have a well, playful child again. When its little system is full of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache, diarrhoea, indigestion, colic remember, remem-ber, a good "inside cleaning" should always be the first treatment given. Millions of mothers keep "California Syrup of Figs" handy; they know a teaspoonful today saves a sick child tomorrow. Ask at the store for a 50-cent 50-cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs," which has directions for babies, children of all ages and grown-ups printed on the. bottle. Adv. CARE FOR YOUR HAIR Sy Frequent Shampoos With Cuticura Soap. Trial Free. Precede shampoos by touches of Cuticura Ointment if needed to spots Df dandruff, itching and irritation ot the scalp. Nothing better for the complexion, com-plexion, hair, hands or skin than these fragrant supercreamy emollients. Also as preparations for the toilet. Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. A Rare Sort. "Pilter is the sort of man who never wastes a word." "I'd like to meet him." "You admire taciturn people?" "Not as a rule, but I judge from what you say that he never discusses the war in Europe and I would like to form the acquaintance of at least one person who doesn't think he knows who's to blame for it" STOP EATING MEAT IF KIDNEYS OR BACK HURT Take a Glass of Salts to Clean Kidneys Kid-neys If Bladder Bothers You Meat Forms Uric Acid. Eating meat regularly eventually produces kidney trouble in some form or other, says a well-known authority, because the uric acid In meat excites the kidneys, they become overworked; get sluggish; clog up and cause all sorts of distress, particularly backache and misery In the kidney region; rheumatic rheu-matic twinges, severe headaches, acid stomach, constipation, torpid liver, sleeplessness, bladder and urinary in ritation. The moment your back hurts or kidneys kid-neys aren't acting right, or if bladdei bothers you, get about four ounces o) Jad Salts from any good pharmacy; take a tablespoonful in a glass oi water before breakfast for a few day and your kidneys will then act fine This famous salts is made from th acid of grapes and lemon juice, com. bined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush clogged kidneys kid-neys and stimulate them to norma; activity; also to neutralize the acids in the urine so it no longer irritates, thul ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts cannot injure anyone; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-"water lithia-"water drink which millions of men and women take now and then to keep the kidneys and urinary organs clean, thus avoiding serious kidney disease. Adv. It takes two to make a quarrel, and we seldom have any difficulty in finding find-ing the other one. JOTJR OWN DRUGGIST WM, TEIX TOt Try Murine Bye Remedy for Ked, Weak. Water) Byes and Grannlated Byellds; No SmanlnK- iost Bye comfort. Writ for Book of the hyt J mail Free. Marine liye Kemedy Co., Cnlcugo In after yeara a girl with auburn tresses becomes a red-headed woman. Will power may merely be anothei name for won't power. "CASCARETS" ACT ONUVEftpfELS No sick headache, biliousness, bad taste or constipation by morning. Get a 10-cent box. Are you keeping your bowels, liver, and stomach clean, pure and fresh with Cascarets, or merely forcing a passageway every few days with Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or Purgative Waters? Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and regulate reg-ulate the stomach, remove the sour and fermenting food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out of the system all the constipated waste matter and poisons In the bowels. A Cascaret to-night will make you feel great by morning. They work while you sleep never gripe, sicken or cause any inconvenience, and cost only 10 cents a box from your store. Millions of men and women take a Cascaret now and then and never have Headache, Biliousness, Coated Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or Constipation. Adv. Left It to the Horse. The Swede knew that he was incompetent, in-competent, but he needed the job very badly indeed. The farmer saw at a glance that he was a green hand, but he was urgently in need of help. So an arrangement was made. After dinner the farmer sent his new hand down to plow a field, and a few moments mo-ments later followed him. Peering from the concealment of a clump of bushes, he observed for some time the frantic but futile efforts of his hand to run a straight furrow. Einally the Swede came to a discouraged halt, mopped his brow and addressed the horses wearily. "Oh, well, then, go wherever you please," he said. "It all ban got to be plowed anyway." OVERWORK and KIDNEY TROUBLE Mr. James McDaniel, Oakley, Ky., writes: "I overworked and strained myself, which brought on Kidney and Bladder Disease. My symptoms were t Backache and burning in the stem of the Bladder, Blad-der, which was sore and had a constant hurting all the time-broken time-broken sleep, tired feeling, feel-ing, nervousness, puffed puff-ed and swollen eyes, shortness of breath and J. McDaniel. Rheumatic pains. I Buffered Buf-fered ten months. I was treated by a physician, but found no relief until I started to use Dodd's Kidney Pills, I now feel that I am permanently cured by the use of Dodd's Kidney Pills." Dodd's Kidney Pills, 50c. per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household Hints, also music of National Anthem (English and German words) and recipes re-cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free. Adv. He Knew. "What bright eyes you have," said the visitor to five-year-old Tommy. "You must get plenty of Bleep." "Yes'm," he answered. "My mamma makes me go to bed every night at eight o'clock. "That's to keep you healthy," said the visitor. "No, it ain't," replied the youngster. "It's so she can mend my clothes." Out of the Question. "In this breach of promise suit w must try to get a jury composed oi men who won't flirt," said the lawyer "I'm afraid that won't do," answered the defendant. "Why not?" "I wouldn't have much confidence in the judgment of a jury composed entirely en-tirely of paralytics." Comparisons. "Alexander the Great was a wonderful won-derful general!" said the student. "Yes," replied the casual reader. "But I understand he had such a limited lim-ited map to deal with that compared with the modern output his war news doesn't amount to much." Washington Washing-ton Star. Motor Troubles. "I struck a man today with my car.' "Dear me! Any serious damage done?" "Yes; I broke my lamp." Weeks' Break-Up-A-Cold Tablets A guaranteed remedy lor Colds and La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist, it's good. Take nothing else. Adv. The girl who is as pretty as a picture pic-ture generally has negative qualities. Many a fellow never gets to th front because he is too fast. |