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Show AN ACCOMMODATING CYCLONE. T,e Drummer Tells One at the Expense Ex-pense of Kansas. A cyclone is not such a bad thing, er all," remarked the portly sales-ljn sales-ljn as he settled himself comforter comfort-er in his chair. "One saved $5 for ae once." How did it happen?" asked a i.'unger. i was in a little town out in Kan-ys Kan-ys about two years ago and wanted io get to another small town, fifteen - les distant. There was no railroad Hween the two points, and I was siding in front of the livery stable 2-tjing with the liveryman, who flr.ed $5 to take me and my sample iiies over, when a cyclone came Cozg and, picking me up, landed me rg:t in the little town to which I tasted to go." Er how about . your sample :;;es?" faltered an awed listener. -Ob," suavely replied the salesman. Tie cyclone landed them just ahead c: me and had my goods all spread on display when I got there." |