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Show High Finance. "Henry, dear," announced Mrs. Up-to-date, "I guess you will have to admit ad-mit that I am a pretty good business manager after all. I took Willie with me to the movies this afternoon and as it was raining when we came out of the theater, I gave Willie 10 cents' car fare and had him hurry home and get an umbrella for me. In that way I saved my new hat from being ruined." "Uh, huh." replied Mr. Up-to-date. "Yes. I see, my dear; but why the Sam Hill didn't you both ride home for your 10 cents in the first place?" "Henry! You boo hoo you never give me credit for anything I do!" Judge. |