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Show EXEMPT FROM MOST DANGERS Chicago Newspaper Evidently Dees Not Think Much of the Police Force of the "Windy City." The burly man, the picture of perfect per-fect lealth aud strength, walked into the efhee of a prominent accident insurance in-surance company the other day. and W.nt( d to he insured. "Are you engaged in any hazardous business?" asked the secretary. "Not in the least," replied the applicant. ap-plicant. 'Does your business make it neces 6ary ior you to be without sleep at night?" "k, sir." "Would your business ever require you to be where there wure excited crowaf for. instance, at a riot or fire?' "Xcver, sir." "Is your business such is to render you liable to injury frou carriages or runaway horses?" "Oh, no, sir." "ikes your business throw you in contact with the criminal class?" "(Jood gracious! No, sir." "1 think you are eligible. What is your business?" "I am a policemen." Chicago Herald. Her-ald. I |