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Show JUST A LIITTLE TOO HASTY Mr. Newlywed Resented What He Con. sidered Impertinence, but the j Joke Wis on Him. They were on their wedding tour, and imagined that every civility given giv-en them related to their new condition of servitude. Having stopped at a way station, the j bridegroom was approached by tie station agent, who asked: ! "Are you going to take the nest j train?" ; "It's none of your business," re- i torted the bridegroom, indignantly, aj i he guided the bride up the platform, : where they condoled with each other ! over the impertinence of some of the natives. Onward came the train. Its vapor ' curling from afar. It was the last to ! their destination that day an express. Nearer and nearer it came at full speed; then In a moment It whizzed past and was gone. "Why in thunder didn't that train stop!" yelled the bridegroom. "Cos you said 'twarn't none of c.t ' bizness. I has to signal if that trait 'j i to stop." |
