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Show It's the bill, not the bird on daughter's daugh-ter's hat, that Interests daddy. A boy's idea of a negotiable asset Is anything he can trade for a dog. What do astronomers and calendar makers know about spring, anyway? A pretzel is beautiful, not only In Its shape but In Its keeping qualities. The bri.-ht colors of the bluebird seem more popular with this season's spring girl. A member of the new French cabinet cab-inet Is named Louis Klotz yes. the French cabinet. Milwaukee now has a hatpin ordinance. ordi-nance. Men are gradually coming Into their rights. Nothing so disgusts an elderly woman as a younger woman's treatment treat-ment of her baby. An English servant remained with the family for 70 years, probably being be-ing too feeble to quit A hair fraud In New York Involves a large sum, and there are others that don't Involve so much. -The winter may have been unduly mild, but it is to be said for It that It was an easy one on the poor. By the way, has your wife begun to offer those little suggestions about a vacation trip next summer? A collie failed to choose , between two putative owners In court, lamely ending a most promising dog story. If a minister wishes to do particularly particu-larly effective work he should t-s good-looking and remain unmarried. Grand children of Napoleon are reported re-ported to be living in Los Angeles. Still, France isn't perturbed over the fact To be abreast of the times letter carriers should organize an artistic revolt against parcel post Impressionism, Impression-ism, j A magazine writer declares It Is j easier to live on $15 a week than on : $15,000 a year, but we wonder how he . knows. Members of the militia can get high grade shoes for $1.50 a pair. This Is another argument for equal rights to women. No nation addicted to baseball has a war on hand, and no such nation wants a war before the close of the season. There Is talk of wiping out New ! York's Chinatown. It took an earth- quake to accomplish this result In San i Francisco. Tripping while trying to save his j bicycle, a Gothamlte burned to death. j On account of pedal extremetles, so i to speak. i i I Talk Is not cheap after all, when It Is considered that it costs $18 per I minute to talk from New York to Ban Francisco. Vincent Astor Is giving an example to the rich young men who begin their careers by sowing wild oats, In raising rais-ing tame oneB. In the competition among fashionable fashion-able young men to see who can raise the smallest mustache there are a lot of prize winners. Nevada allows her criminals to choose their own death means, but, as yet nobody has selected an overdose over-dose of cream puffs. The Cornell student, who lived on 85 cents a week and failed In mathematics, math-ematics, evidently had his own system sys-tem of bookkeeping. Some one of the office wits has said that love being the quest, marriage must be the conquest. Likewise, why not divorce the Inquest? s A newspaper writer says it is easier eas-ier to live on $15 a week than $15,-000 $15,-000 a year. And it's our bet that he's never tried the latter. Burglars got $250,000 worth of Jewelry from one New York Pawnshop. Pawn-shop. Perhaps New Yorkers uso such places as storage vaults. An eastern genius has Invented a machine to count bank notes from a pile and register the total amount. It Is Improbable, however, that an attempt at-tempt will be made to cater to family trade. |