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Show Charity which Is love for humanity-is still the greatest of the three virtues. London is reinforcing its meat supply sup-ply with refrigerated monkey carcasses car-casses from Peru. British medical experts want insanity insan-ity made the basis for divorce. And some will say "ain't it great to be crazy!" With aeroplanes falling from the clouds, and automobiles blowing chauffeurs chauf-feurs into trees, this is truly an unsettled un-settled time. Natural ice has been almost entirely entire-ly absolved of the charge of harboring harbor-ing fever germs. These little pets da-test da-test cold feet. Somehow we can't get real good and scared over the announcement that a new counterfeit $100 bill is in circulation. It cost an Ohio farmer $14.25 for attempting at-tempting to kiss his neighbor's wife. Near kisses are as coetly as one sealed seal-ed and delivered. The population of New York state Is nearly 10,000,000, but there is still plenty of room to get around there without touching elbows. Notwithstanding the fact (hat upper berths are to be lower, it will be necessary nec-essary to use a ladder for the purpose of getting into one of them. Japan Is going to buy herself a $12,000,000 warship. This ought to precipitate another war scare among the nervous contingent. The fight which a Pennsylvania lumber buyer had with a bear may ln-rite ln-rite recognition of Bruin as one of .our leading conservationists. There is one merit which the air-ihlp air-ihlp can boast. It leaves the streets clear for pedestrians to walk without tea. being run down by speeders. A man In New York, fired upon on the street, was saved by the opal pin In his necktie. This ought to lift the ban of 111 luck from that unlucky tone. There are Indications that the record rec-ord for hunters who were mistaken for deer will be broken this year. It Is a remarkable year for broken records. rec-ords. More people would be satisfied to take things as they come, were It not for the fact that most of the things that come are not worth waiting wait-ing for. New York is erecting a building 13 feet higher than the Singer building. If this goes on, aeroplanists are going go-ing to protest against the obstruction of traffic. It Is announced that the government govern-ment is going to substitute dollar bills tor bills of $20 and more. That's good; it will make it easier to flash a large roll. , When the ocean liners take something some-thing of their size for collision purposes pur-poses the results are different from those achieved when they run into fishing smacks. A schoolboy was directed to write an essay about cotton, and he began It by saying "it is chiefly used in making ma-king woolen goods." That boy keeps his eyes open. Hobble skirts hinder business, Is the conclusion of the Atlantic City Bhop keepers. Maybe the Atlantic City girls can show speed in other ways than walking. An Ohio man offers $5,000 for an airship ride. If that sum is to be established es-tablished as the regular fare the atmosphere at-mosphere will not be crowded for a long time to come. A Wellesley student has been expelled ex-pelled for getting married. It was probably decided that she took an unfair un-fair advantage of the many Massachusetts Massa-chusetts spinsters who are looking for men. Still another biggest-yet and most luxurious steamship' la planned. Eventually, Event-ually, we suppose, no passenger ves sel will be complete without a golf course, a portecochere and outdoor Bleeping porches. The councilmen of several of the elties are legislating against the long hatpin. If they were wise they would Issue their commands to their own wives first, to ascertain what measure of submission they are likely to meet with. |