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Show Otherwise Making Men of Boys. Overheard at one of the box offices of-fices of the Hippodrome: "Have you any junior tickets?" "What are junior tickets?" asked ; the suave ticket seller. "Why, tickets for little boys like ' these two here," answered the proud father as he exhibited two lads of seven and nine years respectively to the envious bachelor seller of the pasteboards. "Sorry, sir, I can't accommodate you," came the reply from the sad-faced sad-faced man behind the window, "all we have are full grown tickets." New York Press. |