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Show This la the open season for Welsh rabbits. Garlic Is suggested as a cure for tuberculosis. A strenuous cure, all right Radium Is said to add fertility to the soil. But there are lots of cheaper cheap-er fertilizers. A hunter was killed in the Maine woods the other day. That ceased long ago to be heroic. A Chicago woman advertises herseli as a "hat doctor." Must give her patrons dope on the latest Btyles. President Eliot of Harvard advisee freshmen to marry early. They'll have to if they marry while they're freshmen. fresh-men. . A Fond du Lac judge holds that a woman may slap her mother-in-law. Sure she can, if she wants to run the chance. A New York prisoner explained that he gets thirsty every time the moon Changes, which is . as good an excuse es most men give. A noted German editor is coming over here to learn all about American newspapers. He'll have a long time to spend in studying. Official returns show that 40,000 Co-rots Co-rots have been shipped from London to New York. That Corot must have worked day and night An Englishman has developed a Btingless honeybee that is a better Worker than the bee that stings. Hurry Hur-ry with the kicklesB mule. One may openly confess an unholy curiosity as to what the woman con-fluctors con-fluctors of Philadelphia will say when the trolley Blips off the wire. A designer says that $3.48 Is enough for a dress for a young girl. It may be enough for the dress, but it wouldn't convince the wearer. A Philadelphia woman has been declared insane because she "talks Incessantly." But how does this distinguish dis-tinguish her from the normal? A Chicago waiter has been arrested charged with hanging about cemeteries ceme-teries and attempting to flirt with the women and girls. A grave offense. A woman haB sued her husband for divorce because he insisted on playing play-ing checkers all the time. Couldn't stand his checkered career, evidently. "A spade is not an implement of wealth," remarks a Pennsylvania labor la-bor leader. Still, money, the root of evil, can only be 'obtained by digging. A Washington cow ate a bunch of dynamite and then laid down and died. Had she survived her meal, she'd probably have given nitroglycerin. nitro-glycerin. Have you ever noticed how nice looking and intelligent the women are who have taken to wearing sen-Bible sen-Bible heels on their shoes? Of course you have! A Gothamlte frightened his wife so badly with toy pistol that she beat him up and had him arrested. Perhaps Per-haps she was afraid he didn't know it was loaded. Medicine is now placed In candy for the benefit of the little ones. In days gone by the youngster had a Choice of standing for his castor oil or a thrashing. 1 An English duke who is in his ninety-second year hurt himself lately by falling from his car. These sporty old boys are still giving the laugh to the Oslerlan theory. After all. It would seem that thos guns for the destruction of war aero-. aero-. planes are a waste of time. Just give the aviators enough space, and results Will be accomplished. The new type of baggage check omits, however, any means of telling (the condition of the baggage when delivered. de-livered. All the punches and holes ara In that case In the trunk. The air and, the water continue to claim sacrifices and death walks abroad on the land. Clearly there is no place where a man can go and be safe, but the man with a clear conscience con-science need not be troubled. Paris has prohibited duelling in the Btreets and those who wish to engage In this merry pastime must retire to ecluded places. Denying combatants gallery Is one of the most effective methods of breaking up the practice. |