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Show Helen pink la the newest color. This will no doubt make Alice blue. Reports indicate that It takes two hobbles to make one "harem" skirt. Some of the season's new hats will look well if they surround a pretty face. The Chicago millionaire who has turned artist can at least draw beautiful beau-tiful checks. It Is to be noted that all those pictures pic-tures of smiling girls in aeroplanes are taken on the ground. Luther Burbank can do a great deal with fruits and vegetables but he has never yet turned out a winterless winter. win-ter. President Falieres of France gets a salary of $7QO,000, and the sum sounds even bigger when expressed In francs. Physicians who are successfully using us-ing hydrant water as an anesthetic will fall to score a hit with the manufacturing man-ufacturing chemists. A Cleveland man has been robbed of $2,400 which he kept in a dishpan. He ought to have had it hidden under un-der the rubber plant Will prison sentences 6top women from smuggling, or will society look upon the brief detention as merely an Interesting diversion? Still some men would rather hear 40,000 word hypothetical question than an angry's wife's: "Well, where have you been till now?" Though a Chicago man has paid $10,000 for a young bull calf frugal persons will hesitate to purchase their porterhouse steaks on the hoof. Chicago is thinking of changing the names of her streets. While they are at it they might also change the appearance ap-pearance of many of them, with profit London has produced a comic opera without music. This is indeed a novelty, nov-elty, although they've been producing some comic operas without the comedy com-edy over here for some time. "Don't eat wnen you're tired," says an eastern physician. On the other hand, never go to bed hungry, we are elsewhere advised. Life is getting rather badly mixed. A California girl offers to sell to the government Lincoln pennies for $1 each. Next thing we know she will be asking someone to give her two tens for a five. A man who was put in the Tombs prison for carrying concealed weapons weap-ons was robbed while there of $600. Investigation might disclose the presence pres-ence of thieves in the institution. The New Jersey architect who designed de-signed a schoolhouse without any Btairway evidently thought that the district should be up-to-date and bring In its upper floor scholars by airships. Probably the woman who hid her life's savings in the cellar and awoke to find them stolen has reached the conclusion that our national banks are not the most risky things In the world. Los Angele3 has an 80-year-old citizen cit-izen who says he will wed when he has reached the century mark. At any rate, it can hardly be said that he is rushing precipitately into matrimony. mat-rimony. A Pennsylvania Justice has upheld the right of a wife to paint. The dispute dis-pute had nothing to do with her earning earn-ing a living by devoting herself to art, but was one involving her own facial decoration. A eavant breaks into print with the startling statement that "sowing wild oats" is harmful to youths. Let us hope the 6avant is not laboring under the impression that he has uttered a new thought. Robbers broke Into a Jail In Pennsylvania Penn-sylvania a few nights ago and robbed the only prisoner of $20. People who go to Jail in Pennsylvania should take the precaution of leaving their valuables valua-bles at the desk. A girl carried off In a taxlcab by a rejected lover and rescued when the machine broke down in front of a policeman sounds like a melodramatic "thriller" on the popular stage. But It really happened in New York the other day, for In this ordinary life "thrillers" which would be sneered at on the stage are happening all the time. |